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GIELGUD THEATRE


 

 


THE LADYKILLERS (play)
Ends 14th April 2012.


To Mrs Wilberforce's King's Cross household of parrots are added Professor Marcus and his four criminal friends. The professor thinks Mrs Wilberforce might be the ideal distracter for their van robbery scheme. Sadly, the best laid schemes of parrots and men...

Graham Lineham adapts William Rose's 1955 Ealing film comedy. Sean Foley directs a cast including James Fleet, Ben Milller and Clive Rowe.

 

 

Theatremonkey Opinion:

Not available - the reason may one day appear in the monkey's memoirs, but not before... anyway... the professional reviewers are full of praise for a film adaptation that plays up the farce element for the stage and seldom flags thanks to writer, director and cast (no mention of the scenery or lighting, nor stage crew, but the monkey assumes all also contributed strongly too).

As robbery escalates into attempted murder, the skills of Ben Miller, James Fleet, Peter Capaldi, Stephen Wight and Clive Rowe - plus Marcia Warren as the honest landlady in mortal peril - move into overdrive that alters the original film but delivers many laughs still. One reviewer felt it missed the darkness of the original, but that the update is still better than any film remake ever was. A sure seasonal pleasure, seems to be the opinion.

 

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Important: Some reviews below can contain "spoilers" - please don't read if this bothers you!

(6 reviews)

We saw 'The Ladykillers' in preview last night (30th November 2011).

Tickets are very expensive (like most London shows nowadays) but we took the Theatremonkey's advice and got £45 seats in Box F. This is actually a great little collection of seats because it's right at the back of the Dress Circe but with its own entrance, which makes it feel quite private.

Visibility is as good as most of the Dress Circle, bearing in mind that the Upper Circle extends across a good deal of it. In this show you can see all the action on stage including a very novel depiction of the robbery. My only comment would be that my hearing is no longer in its prime, so I did have to listen very hard. if you've good hearing, go for these seats definitely.

Now to the show: If you've seen the stage version of 'The 39 Steps' and enjoyed it, you'll definitely enjoy this. It states in the programme notes that the director took his inspiration from the former show, and the robbery in particular definitely pays homage to its long-running companion.

We saw it in preview (although I didn't realise this when buying the tickets) so it's still being tweaked. By the time it settles in it should be pretty slick. Lots of great touches and clever ideas plus an excellent cast all round. The first act drags slightly at the moment, while the second act zips along - but that may change as they tighten things up. I would be reluctant to highlight individual performances as everybody is excellent, but Clive Rowe was very funny as "One Round" and Steven Wight as "Harry Robinson" reminded me of Lee Evans or Norman Wisdom, endlessly finding himself a the receiving end of a revolving blackboard.

If you liked the film, I think you'll enjoy this too.
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What can I say. In a year when I have eulogized about 'One Servant and Two Masters' and only this week sung the praises of The Old Vic production of 'Noises Off,' all still very highly thought of, but all surpassed by the triumphant production that is 'The Ladykillers.' I got a day seat, A8, in the stall for a tenner at 11am. The view at 5 foot 7 was fine for me. I was the man who was moved to a spontaneous standing ovation. A first for me.

The casting is perfect, the script is perfect and I found myself beside myself with laughter. Oh and the set is perfect and the direction. Go see and enjoy.

Taljaard
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From Stalls row Q seats 7 and 8 there is a good view of the amazing set for 'The Ladykillers.' Ideally I would have liked to be a two or three rows forward to be able to see the top tip of the house that is cut off by the overhang of the circle, and to perhaps the faces of the actors a little more clearly. Personally I did miss a few words of dialogue that I might have heard from further forward but this was usually just due to audience laughter. The legroom was sufficient for someone of my size just over 6 foot and being a little further back in the stalls there is a reasonable rake that helps you see over the head of the people in the rows ahead.

The play is one of the most entertaining nights I have ever had in the theatre after attending regularly for the last thirty years. Thinking back I can't remember laughing so hard and so often at something before, it is just so well done. The design is just stunning from the huge multi roomed huge rotating house set to the little visual tricks that are much better not spoiled, shame on you some of the professional reviews on this! The really isn't just a straight transposition of the film at all, Graham Lineham has added so many absolutely classic lines and situations. The cast can't be praised highly enough and especially Peter Capaldi and Marcia Warren would seem irreplaceable in this production. I can't recommend this enough.
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We popped up to see "The Ladykillers" for the matinee on the 29th December 2011. They would not sell me tickets for box B, so I had to sit in the stalls looking at a fabulous box being wasted. Ah well.

I have nothing to add to the other reviewers, cracking cast, cracking play, plenty of laughs. Thankfully they do still make them like this.
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We saw 'Ladykillers' between Xmas and New Year 2011 - it was sooo funny and as for the set... WOW!!!
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Fans of the classic Ealing film – of which I am one – will not be disappointed by Graham Linehan’s splendid theatrical version of The Ladykillers.

Expanding on the film by making the protagonists more fully rounded characters, the play still remains faithful to both the story and spirit of its source material. At the same time it adds plenty of fresh wit and physical comedy, and some surprisingly macabre violence.

Peter Capaldi makes a wonderfully cadaverous Professor Marcus, being charming, cool and composed one moment, and ghoulish, frightening and manic the next. His voluminous black clothing and seemingly endless scarf coupled with his ghastly pallor and elaborate Celtic brogue give him the semblance of some ghastly, revivified Welsh mummy.

James Fleet is provided with some priceless laughs by Major Courtney’s fondness for cross-dressing, as is Ben Miller by Romanian gangster Louis’s phobia of old women and Stephen Wight by cockney spiv Harry’s drug-induced mania for cleaning.

But Clive Rowe’s One Round benefits most from the growth of his role from the film, proving you should never judge a book by its cover. He particularly shines in the second act during his confrontations with his partners in crime and in his remarkable, and surprisingly touching, death scene.

Marcia Warren makes a splendid nemesis personified as the redoubtable Mrs Wilberforce, perfectly combining physical and mental frailty with a steel backbone that proves the downfall of the criminal gang residing in her spare room.

Special mention must be made of Michael Taylor’s remarkable revolving set that presents in painstaking detail Mrs Wilberforce’s perilously subsided and railway-shaken home from both inside and out, as well as the scene of Professor Marcus’s demise. It also incorporates an ingenious and highly amusing miniature representation of the gang’s robbery.

Ealing’s Ladykillers is rightly regarded as cinema’s greatest foray into black comedy – a genre that it’s difficult to really get right. This theatrical version does nothing to tarnish that reputation – in fact, it enhances it.

The Ealing power of The Ladykillers is the perfect antidote to the winter blues. If you need a boost and a bloody good laugh, go and see it asap!

Jonathan Marshall


 

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Performance Schedule:
The monkey advises checking performance times on your tickets and that performances are happening as scheduled, before travelling.

Monday to Saturday at 7.45pm
Wednesday and Saturday at 3pm and 7.45pm

Runs 2 hours 15 minutes approximately.
 

Ticket Prices:

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Stalls:
Rows A to S: £55 except:
"Premium Seats" rows F to G, L and L 9 to 18 plus H and K 8 to 17 (plus E 9 to 18 on Saturdays): £85
Rows T and U: £45
Rows V and W: £35

Dress Circle:
Rows A to J: £55 except:
"Premium Seats" row A 12 to 23 and B 14 to 23: £85
Row A 1, 2, 28 and 29; B 5, 6, 7, 28, 29, 30; C 1, 2, 27 and 28: £45
Restricted View Slip seats: £25

Upper Circle:
Rows A to C (except restricted view seats): £45
Rows D to H (except restricted view seats): £35
Row J and rows A to H restricted view seats: £20
Row AA slips: £12.50

Boxes E, F and G: £45 per seat when sold.

Some details may change. The monkey will update when available.

Reduced price dress circle seats in rows A and C are only available to personal callers at the venue, while those in row B are kept for Wheelchair users. All dress and upper circle slip seats are sold only after all other seats at the price have been sold - and again only to personal callers at the venue.

 

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Buying Tickets Online:

Other Box Office Information

Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
www.delfontmackintosh.co.uk provide their own service for this theatre.
This system allows you to select your own seat numbers.

Booking fees per ticket for online bookings:
£2 per ticket. For stain remover, wonders the monkey.

 

Other Online Choices (with S.T.A.R. genuine ticket agencies):

When the box office does not have what you require, the Theatremonkey Ticketshop offers an extra selection of £55 seats with a £5.50 per ticket booking fee. Slightly higher than the box office, but lower than most agencies. Worth checking if the box office cannot provide the exact tickets you might require. Note that this system will confirm exact seat numbers prior to purchase.

Ticketmaster.co.uk offer £55 seats with a £4.70 per ticket booking fee (£7.25 on £85, £3.80 on £45, £3 on £35 tickets) plus a £2.75 per booking NOT per ticket transaction fee. This site allows you to choose your own tickets from those available.

Another alternative is
www.seetickets.com / telephone 0870 830 0200 with offers £55 seats with a £5.50 per ticket booking fee (£3.50 on £35 tickets); plus a £2 per booking (not per ticket) postal charge. (FREE call if using BT.com Calling Plan at your chosen times).

Encore Tickets (telephone 0207 400 1253 / 0044 207 400 1253 if calling from outside the United Kingdom) offer £55 seats with a £15 booking fee per ticket (£23 on £85, £12 on £45, £10 on £35 seats) - plus optional UK postage of £1.50 per booking, not per ticket, available if time allows. A 75p theatre imposed "restoration" levy is also added to all ticket prices. The "Flexiticket" Exchange Service, allowing FREE transfer / cancellation (credit note up to 12 months) of your booking up to 3 days before the performance is also available for £2.50 per ticket. Discounts and "Meal and Show" packages may also be available. Quality and Value hotel / theatre ticket packages are also available.

Lastminute.com offer £55 seats with a £3.30 booking fee per ticket (£2.70 on £45, £2.10 on £35, £1.50 on £25 seats) plus £1.75 per booking, not per ticket, transaction fee. NOTE: Seat numbers are NOT available in advance from this company. All seats booked in the same price group will, of course, be together or at the very least be in front or behind each other in the theatre. In the very unlikely event of this not being possible this company will call you and give you the option of cancelling your booking. However if booking in two or more price bands, you will not be sat together. Please DO NOT purchase if this is unacceptable to you, as all tickets are sold subject to this condition. Discounts and "Meal and Show" packages may also be available. Quality and Value hotel / theatre ticket packages are also available.

Londontheatredirect.com offer £55 seats with a £5 booking fee per ticket. Discounts and Meal and Show Packages may also be available.


ALSO SEE Tickettree.com for great value "hotel and theatre ticket" packages.

Other Independent S.T.A.R. ticket agencies may also offer an alternative choice of seats.
 

 

Box Office Information:
Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
Telephone: 0844 482 5130
(020 7812 7498 if you cannot use the 0844 number)
Operated by Delfont-Mackintosh Theatres. At busy times / outside working hours - 9am to 8pm, See Tickets may answer on behalf of the venue.

Booking fees per ticket for online bookings:
£2 per ticket. For stain remover, wonders the monkey.

For personal callers or by post: Shaftesbury Avenue, W1V 8AR
No booking fee for personal callers.

Special Access Needs Customers:
Wheelchair users and other registered disabled theatregoers can book their seats on 0844 482 5137 and enquire about concessionary prices that may be available to them. The wheelchair users line connects directly to the Delfont-Mackintosh Theatre Group Helpline in London. See Notes.

www.delfontmackintosh.co.uk is the official theatre website.

 

 
 
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Theatre Seat Opinions:
Please remember that cheaper seats often do not offer the same view / location quality as top price ones, and that ticket prices are designed to reflect this difference.

Refurbished in Summer 2007, to the usual gorgeous Mackintosh standards, with wonderful greens and golds throughout. On first viewing, the monkey gained the following impressions. Obviously it takes time for a new layout to "settle in", and reader comments are particularly welcome: Contact Us.
 

Seating Plan Diagram

Stalls Dress Circle Upper Circle Notes
STALLS 
Seating is in a single block, with the dress circle overhanging the stalls from row K in the centre, and the boxes and slips also overhanging the first and last three or four seats from around row D back. The top of the stage is not visible from around row R back - purists might even say O, with noticeable loss from row T. Entrance doors are behind the centre of row W and to the sides of rows F and G approximately.

Much thought has gone into the layout. All rows are "offset" so that those who are shorter should see between the gaps of the seats in front between the taller folk in front. Rows A to D are also lower to improve sightlines for those behind, previously poor due to the shallow flooring rake.

Usually, the stage is at eye-level for a 5ft 7 monkey, so those in A will look up slightly (not really for neck-ache avoiders, though most should be fine). The row curves, with the central seats 9 to 19 having extra legroom - but even the ends of the row will be adequate for the shorter legged - provided they don't mind sharing seats 6 and 21 with a light fitting off to one side ahead of them.

When row A is in use, one person felt his seat in row A, "was extremely uncomfortable!"

Another reader says of it,
"A18 and A19 (front row): could see everything. Booked through Delfont Mackintosh (tickets £21.75 each for the show I saw - Avenue Q in 2009) which I thought was a bargain price considering the excellent view of the stage and television screens. (No neck ache at all)."

another reader rated A9 'incredible' as a £20 "day seat" at "Hair" (April 2010), with regular seat connoisseur Taljaard agreeing at "The Ladykillers" (December 2011),
"A8, in the stall for a tenner at 11am (not always available at the price, notes the monkey). The view at 5 foot 7 was fine for me."

Another reader echoes this for "Umbrellas Of Cherbourg" (March 2011),
"A17: Got for £19.50 as a day ticket during previews. I thoroughly enjoyed it - even got bussed by Meow Meow - Yeow!! Did not find restricted view a problem - felt right in the action with ensemble and diva hovering all around me."
 

Reader Kirsty adds for "Avenue Q,"
"I had seats A18 and 19 in the stalls booked. I didn't find the high stage a problem at all, and I could see everything. My very short 5ft friend though, deffo had problems seeing the actors and puppets when they moved to the back of the stage. All the actors were very close up."

At "Hair" (April 2010) reader Beth says,
"End of Row D. These seats are great, really comfortable and great value for money (if you get them discounted obviously!). I personally rate the Gielgud Theatre highly and think the seats there are really good!!  I think I would rather have been further back than Row D."

At "Lend Me A Tenor: The Musical" (June 2011) a reader reports,
"D10 and D11: The stage was at head height for Row D, and in future I would book slightly further back (F or G). The amplification was ear-burstingly loud at times, and this is another reason to sit further back."

From there, another reader adds at the same show,
"E22 and 23: These seats were great, and this heightened my experience."

A reader remarks of "Equus" (March 2007),
"My seat, E15 was only four rows from the front and right in the centre. It was excellent with above average legroom. Some people have commented that they couldn't always hear Richard Griffiths but I certainly had no problems where I sat and Daniel Radcliffe comes across loud and clear."

At "Yes Prime Minister" (October 2010) a reader adds,
"E15: For the £22.50 I paid it was an excellent seat; however the stage was quite high so it is probably worth sitting a couple of rows further back."

From row F at "Lend Me A Tenor: The Musical" (June 2011) a reader says,
"F11 to 16: Fairly close to the stage (row A removed due to the 'pit'). The stage seemed pretty high, I don't remember it being quite this high when seeing 'Avenue Q,' - but I was sat further back at that performance. I didn't suffer from any neck ache so it wasn't too bad. The rake seemed pretty non-existent, so can see why the stage would be higher. Comfortable seats in a lovely auditorium."

In row G for "Equus" (March 2007), a reader says,
"G19 and 20 at £22.50 with some offer. These were great seats, really close but without having to look up too much. The theatre felt really small, so even if you sat at the back of the stalls I think you’d still feel quite close to the stage."

For "Hair" (April 2010) a reader says,
"G 6 and 7: good uninterrupted view and ample legroom."

 

Moving back, the rake begins noticeably at row K, and the monkey liked L too. It would pick L or K 8 to 19 first, then M or J (be aware it is lower than H in front - which helps the viewing angle but not the shortest) or back to Q in that order, then H and G or R to S at top price, or even perhaps saving a few pounds and picking U over these rows at second price. After that, if of average height (over around 5ft 5) it would choose F to D.

For "The Ladykillers" (November 2011) central rows F to L (plus E on Saturdays) are at "premium" prices. Monkey says OK if you have to - fair value, but it notes you can do very well in normal priced seats nearby. It would avoid row J at the price, though, as it is lower than the one in front...

Moved to row K for "Hair," reader Taljaard says,
"We had seats on the front row of the Grand Circle and were all move to row K in the stalls. The (new) seats were fine."

Regular site seat commentator James says at “Lend Me A Tenor” (June 2011),
"K18 and K19: very fair at discount price."

At "The Umbrellas Of Cherbourg" (March 2011) again regular site seat commentator James reports,
"K15 and 16: The rake is okay here, although I was lucky not to have anyone in front - as I may have struggled otherwise. The sound is great from here. A bit steep at premium price though but good if at regular price, or less."
On a second visit there he adds,
"K6 to 8: Got them at a discount, making them fantastic value, considering they’re next to the premium seats. Good view and sound from here."
adding on a third visit, a row behind,
"L15 and L16 - perfect!"



From row N, regular reader Rupi comments,
"N7 to 9. Great seats, but if I was being really fussy, I'd like to be a little further forward."

More centrally in the same row, another regular seat reporter, James says for "The Ladykillers" (December 2011),
"N13: Perfect seat. A good place to take in the whole stage and also far enough back to avoid craning your neck as a lot of action takes place higher than the main stage level."

Another reader says, for "Umbrellas Of Cherbourg" (March 2011),
"P7: Offered a really good and clear view, and the overhang didn't obstruct my view at all, highly recommend."

From row Q at "The Ladykillers" (December 2011) a reader reports,
"Q7 and 8: There is a good view of the amazing set for 'The Ladykillers.' Ideally I would have liked to be a two or three rows forward to be able to see the top tip of the house that is cut off by the overhang of the circle, and to perhaps the faces of the actors a little more clearly. Personally I did miss a few words of dialogue that I might have heard from further forward but this was usually just due to audience laughter. The legroom was sufficient for someone of my size just over 6 foot and being a little further back in the stalls there is a reasonable rake that helps you see over the head of the people in the rows ahead."

In Q for "Hair" (April 2010) a reader says,
"Q 3, 4, 5 and 6: They were actually pretty good seats, we were under the overhang of the circle but you could still see everything and it felt really close. I sat in Q3 and I didn't lose anything from being to the side. Leg room was fine, my friend who's 6 foot whatever didn't complain."

From row R, a reader says for "Avenue Q" (June 2009),
"R6 and 7, towards the back and just slightly off centre - but not a problem for any part of this show I think. The seats themselves I found to be very comfortable and being over 6' I also had plenty of knee room which was great, the seats look pretty new too. It certainly seems to have been well thought out which makes a change."

Another adds for the same show,
"R 5 to 8: Although 18 rows back, I normally prefer to sit near the stage then this. However you do not feel that far away from the action. Can be a bit of a problem if any action is going on above stage level, this is because the overhang from the Dress Circle blocks the view of the top of the stage. However these seats offer plenty of legroom which is vital for any West End show."

 

From row S, theatremonkey regular seat opinionator James opines for "Hair" (April 2010),
"S1 to S4:  The view was adequate from here. You do lose the top of the stage and the extreme right of it due to the overhang and being at the side, but for “Hair” at least, it doesn’t lose any important action.  Good sound from here too.  However, for distance from the stage, a bit pricey at £65."

Rows T to W are further back and the rake is rather good there. "The Ladykillers" (November 2011) has row T and row V dropping a price over the row in front - save money if offered S and U by picking these as the view is similar for fewer bananas, feels the monkey.

At third price go for V 8 to 19 first, but the monkey feels itself comfy in any of these rows at lower prices - taking seats 8 to 19 first, for most central views. Remember too, though, that the central Upper Circle is also available for the same prices as T to W for "The Ladykillers" (November 2011), so those who prefer not to lose a little of the stage to an overhang, and who don't need the extra legroom of the stalls / are not worried by heights will probably also enjoy well-chosen central upstairs seats as much in the monkey view...

Reader Graham says, for "Avenue Q" (June 2009),
"Sat in stalls row T, leg room is good (I'm 6ft) but the row is far enough back the circle above blocks the view a couple of times when the top of the set is used. I can't see how row S commands a higher price as it would have the same issue.

Sound quality is not as good as it could have been. Unlike another reviewer, I found the volume was plenty high enough. But the vocals lack clarity, sounding muffled. Ts and Ps are especially hard to pick out making the lyrics of some songs tricky to follow. Amateur-quality sound engineering in a professional music show is a big disappointment."

Reader Jos says,
"The seats (row W off centre) afforded a pretty good view of the stage...Oh and theatre monkey were spot on in their review of the seating and the theatre!"

A sound desk makes V 7 to 18, plus W seats 7 and 18 avoidable for purists, feels the monkey, when in use. Not used for "The Ladykillers" (November 2011).

Those who are shorter may feel rows C to F worth taking after the rear rows, as the rake isn't significant and with someone taller than around 5ft 10 in front the view to the stage may be less than optimal, the monkey felt on first viewing - though it welcomes comments on this and strongly advises personal preference based on previous experiences is taken into account too.

Legroom is adequate for all but the tallest (over 6ft or so) in all seats - and there is space to tuck legs under the seats in front. A reader over 6ft tall indeed found row J cramped. The very tall should enjoy E24, G24 and N1 which have nothing in front of them; and E4 and G2 which have space for at least one leg to stretch into.

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Stalls Boxes
A and C at the sides of the theatre offer a restricted view eliminating the sides of the stage. At top price they are poor value, second price not much better, but at a discount they may worth considering to obtain better than average legroom. Each box seats 3 people.

 

DRESS CIRCLE 
Seats are in a single block in the centre of the circle, with two short rows of "slips" in the space between the Dress Circle and stage boxes at the sides of the theatre. Entrance doors are beside rows B and J.

The Upper Circle overhangs the Dress Circle at row C. This does not affect the view from any seat, though claustrophobics may find H and J a little less comfortable.

Oddly, the front of the circle feels almost at stage height, with the closest slip seats in row A almost within touching distance of the stage. The rake is also comparatively shallow by West End standards, feels the monkey.

In the central block, rows B to D 13 to 23 are prime viewing, then the ends of these rows or the centres of either A or E according to taste for leg-space - a little less in A. The theatre are keen on the seats in the Dress Circle, and the monkey agrees.

For "The Ladykillers" (November 2011) central rows A and B are at "premium" prices. Again, monkey says OK, though notes you can do very well in normal priced seats nearby; and legroom is better in the stalls for the taller, view better for the shorter from the circle.

A reader says,
"Sat in Dress Circle A16. At 6'1 tall, space a little cramped but certainly not uncomfortable."

Regular theatremonkey seat reporting reader Mark feels,
"Row B centre - Good seat, got for £25 student standby. Much prefer the stalls for 'Avenue Q' though."

 

With the whole rear central Dress Circle at top price, the monkey would think twice about J for legroom, but for view the value is at least fair at second price it opines.

At the extreme corners of the central block, a few seats in rows A to C have a slightly side view. The monkey rather likes those at the ends of B as they have a little extra legroom... For "The Ladykillers" (November 2011), those same extreme end seats in rows A, B and C are cheaper. The monkey likes the end two in B particularly for a bit of extra space at a discount, if available - wheelchair users get priority; it always hopes the producers haven't re-priced them...!

Wheelchair users can choose from B 5 or 30, as both seats are replaceable with a chair place. Indeed, B31 can also be substituted too if need be... the monkey would take B30 first. B5 is on the same side of the theatre as the adapted toilet facility. See notes.

Row A seats 3 to 6 and 30 to 33, and B 3, 4, 31 and 32 are at the sides of the circle. The combination of poor legroom and needing to lean forward for a view says no the seats in row A, though seats 3 and 33 are within touching distance of the stage and the view is good without needing to lean forward too far. Trouble is, for anyone taller than around 4ft 5 or so, there is almost no legroom at all in those seats. Behind, B 4 and 31 have a little legroom, but over a third of the stage isn't visible - skip them unless there isn't another seat except row AA Upper Circle available (legroom there is tighter) and you REALLY, REALLY need to see about two-thirds of the show.

Legroom is tolerable in all seats for all under around 5ft 10 inches, except in row A where it is tight, and the centre of row J, where the 5ft 7 monkey was only just comfortable. It is best in row B seats 5 and 30 with almost nothing in front, as well as B 4 and 31 which have a little space for one leg thanks to the curve of the venue and seat position.

 

Dress Circle Boxes
B and D are at the sides of the theatre, and offer an adequate viewing angle with only a little of the stage obscured. Worth considering at third price to obtain some legroom. Expensive above that, perhaps. Each box seats 3 people.

At the back of the Dress Circle are boxes E, F and G. Originally intended to be partitioned into three, instead they are combined into a single plush "Royal Albert Hall" style box-space at the back of the Dress Circle, behind (and looking slightly down on) row J of the Dress Circle.

Fixed theatre seats are arranged in two rows. The front row has six centre seats, a gap, then four more seats either side of the central six. Behind the six central seats are another row of four seats raised up on a plinth. Fixed pillars lie at the front of the box area, between the three blocks of seats. They don't affect the sightlines in any way whatsoever, but enhance the exclusive "private room looking out into the theatre" atmosphere wonderfully.

Though the very top of the stage isn't visible (and the monkey suspects, but can't test the theory that if the stage extends forwards those seated here may not quite see the front of it), the result is an interesting and exclusive viewing position. Indeed, the monkey hereby puts a bid in for use, come its next birthday celebration...

Legroom is adequate here for all but the tallest in the front row, but is very tight for those over 5ft 6 or so in the row behind.

A reader says, at "Yes, Prime Minister" (October 2011),
"Dress Circle Box Seats F7 and F8: Refusing to pay over £80 each for front-row circle seats, we opted instead for Dress Circle Box Seats F7 and F8 at less than half the price. What a delight! We were the only people in the boxes, so we could spread out and relax. Entry is direct from the Dress Circle corridor, with no steps down to the seats: something I normally dread because I walk with a stick. There are large glass windows at the back of the boxes, but someone pulled curtains over them at lights-down, so we had total privacy. The view was fine. The very top of the scenery was lost, but that was hardly noticeable and didn't matter in any case. The front of the stage was lost if I slouched in my seat.
Beforehand, my main concern had been about the sound because my companion normally uses a non-inductive hearing-aid to give a slight boost to her hearing, but she had left that behind -which meant I could always blame her if she couldn't hear properly. The higher pitches tended to be lost so we had difficulty at times with the only female player and with the male with the highest-pitched voice, but for most of the time there were no problems although a bit of concentration was occasionally needed.
All of the front-row seats (E1 to 4, F5 to 10 and G11 to 14) seemed to be equally acceptable. But I'm not sure I would choose the second-row seats, F21 to F24, which seemed to have nothing going for them even without anyone sitting in front, and could only have been worse for sound and vision.
If returning to the Gielgud, we would certainly choose these seats again."

Another reader says, at 'The Ladykillers' (November 2011),
"Box F: Tickets are very expensive (like most London shows nowadays) but we took the Theatremonkey's advice and got £45 seats in Box F. This is actually a great little collection of seats because it's right at the back of the Dress Circe but with its own entrance, which makes it feel quite private. Visibility is as good as most of the Dress Circle, bearing in mind that the Upper Circle extends across a good deal of it. In this show you can see all the action on stage including a very novel depiction of the robbery. My only comment would be that my hearing is no longer in its prime, so I did have to listen very hard. if you've good hearing, go for these seats definitely."

 

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UPPER CIRCLE
Called the GRAND CIRCLE in this theatre.

A quirk of architecture splits the circle into front and rear sections, with a low wall in front of row F marking the change. The front block drops quite sharply downwards in front of it, while the rear block is shallower, but feels very high and far from the stage. The circle itself curves tightly round, causing most off-centre seats to lose a crescent shaped sliver of the front corner of the stage.

A bar runs across the front of the circle, which could affect the view in row A for the shortest - and could also bother the shortest people in the row behind too. It is double height at the aisles, which does mean those in the rear circle at the far ends have it in line.

A reader reports,
"Fair to say there is a rail at front of Grand Circle though doesn't obscure view even in front row where we sat."

A further safety rail exists at the ends of row D, meaning E 2 and 28 have it beside them. Not particularly in vision, the monkey felt, but worth knowing about if you are particularly picky.

The rear section rows F to J are split into two blocks by a central aisle containing an ornate gold rail. This doesn't affect the view from any seat.

The front section is now equipped with high-backed seats (identical to those in the Novello Theatre Upper Circle) providing both comfort and extra legroom thanks to good design and installation. These five long rows wrap around without an aisle, and only the first and last two seats in all rows really have noticeable restricted views as the curve of the circle and box intrusions cut a fifteenth or so of the stage off. In fact, the next two seats in from the "restricted view" ones may even be raised from "restricted view" status at some point, if a canny producer realises the potential... as they now have in row A. The theatre feel that the further back you go in the circle, the less the restrictions are noticeable.

A reader agrees, saying,
""Seat D5. Grand Circle. Restricted view. The restriction is felt. It is not negligible. The lady in front of me (C4) kept leaning forward ALL THE TIME. It was just too bad. I had to move my head around. Actually, I have been around a bunch of leaning people. At one point, they even stood!!! Leg room is just about acceptable. Considering the price, I probably go along with the Monkey’s assessment of this seat."

Bad manners never help, feels the monkey.

Another customer feels the same about those seats,
"Went to 'God of Carnage' and sat at D5 / D6 as suggested by this site for the price of £15 each (preview prices for that production in 2008). The seats are OK for the price but it is restrictive view indeed.

We were lucky enough not to have anyone in the row in front for the first part, but then two latecomers joined and blocked our view, especially since these people kept on changing position in their seats and leaning forward and annoying everyone who had already settled down. We moved up and again were able to get empty seats in front (the ones we left). Personally I would not have wanted to pay the higher prices for a more central view but we were lucky there was some margin for keeping empty seats in front, otherwise the restrictive view would have really been annoying, at least in this show, which has only four people on stage. It is not the part that is really cut from your view (which may be behind the the restrictive view classification), but that fact that if the rows in front are full, your view is really reduced. So my advice for this price range and this show would be to try and go in a less popular day so that there are free seats close to you and you can somehow ad! just your position. If other people's heads are going hinder the view, better go for a discounted price."

For "The Ladykillers" (November 2011) centre C to E first is the monkey advice, though A and B are fair enough, it feels. Remember that D is cheaper than C too...

Anyway, prime seats in this section are row C 12 to 18, D and E 11 to 19 in the monkey view.  Then take the next two seats beside these, then either take central E, or, if you don't mind paying a bit more, central row B, or consider row A if legroom isn't a factor - otherwise stick with D or E a bit further along within the price band.

One reader notes,
"D 10 and 11 for 'Hair.' The Monkey was totally right about these seats being the last ones in the section where you could really see the whole stage (the view was even better when I decided to move to the unoccupied D12 for the second act)."

Of restricted view seats, for comfort take those closest to the centre first, rows D, E, C, B, A in that order, and then repeat for the seats nearest the aisles. For view G (or F if you can stand the legroom) then H and J are better than A to E, many feel. Note that these restricted view seats are normally the same price all the way back to J, but much more comfortable in the front section of seating.

The monkey would pick discounted front section seats over those behind first without hesitation for comfort - and the view isn't bad either, all things considered.

A reader reports,
"For 'Macbeth' (September 2007). Unfortunately we booked quite late so we didn't have much choice but found seats C 8 and 9 - which AREN'T in the restricted view area and wouldn't seem TOO far along from the seats which ought to be the best. So I thought these might be OK. I'm pretty used to sitting 'in the gods' so I don't expect an 'amazing view' but I thought these seats were some of the worst I've ever had, I think, principally because the curve of this circle seems quite exaggerated? I don't know, I've sat much higher up in other theatres and enjoyed a much better view.

From my calculations, C 8 and 9 are 4 or 5 along from the restricted view seats but they really don't warrant the £37.50 price. A good quarter of the near corner of the stage was obscured but when folk in row A lean forward (as they mostly do, because of the bar) this rises to about half the stage, even if you lean forward yourself. Effectively, we were only able to see the left-hand triangle as it were. Added to this, I think the leg-room and seat angle were pretty poor up here - it wasn't just us shuffling about. After the interval, we were able to move to C16-17, which hadn't been available at booking. All the stage was viewable from here, though leg-room is unchanged. Be aware that if you get someone with a big head in front of you in these rows of the upper circle, the rake isn't steep enough for you to see over them - and we're quite tall! I think, on balance, C16 and 17 were reasonable value for this price range but in future I wouldn't consider any seats beyond 12 and would, in preference go for a higher row."

The monkey would welcome further comment on this from other readers. It felt (having had another long look) that the restriction in fact feels greater than it actually is: while it seems like huge lumps of circle are cutting off the whole view, it felt the circle lines up pretty well with the very front of the stage, and you don't actually lose much of the playing area itself.

Moving back to the rear section, the low wall in front of row F is only noticeable for the effect on legroom - it doesn't affect sightlines.

Views are quite clear from the rear section - though some feel it really does feel higher and further away from the stage than the rows in front (which mostly feel quite close - the monkey hopes that makes sense).

If this section, from row F back, are only tickets left: take seats as close as possible to the central aisle for both view and comfort, taking the most central seats available. Usually, consider G or H first - whichever has the more central tickets left, then the next closest to the aisle in either row after that. Leave F unless you can get an aisle seat and don't mind sitting slightly sideways in it, in the monkey opinion.

"The Ladykillers" (November 2011) has F to H at the same price as D and E... the monkey would skip them, and take J first as it is cheaper with similar view and (lack of) comfort.

Reader Marcus Chaplin comments:
"We had seats G25 and 26 in the Upper Circle. These were excellent value as they are sold as restricted view tickets but for "Equus" (in 2007) the area of the stage you can't see is very rarely used, it all focuses on the centre of the stage. Good seats if you're on a budget."

Reader James expands on this,
"We saw comedian Bill Bailey from G23 to 26 in December 2008, and I thought the view was fine (the show was fantastic too). Once you first sit down you do seem to think it is fairly high, however once you get into the show you really don’t notice it at all, G26 and G25 (which I was in) has only the very side of the stage slightly, and I mean slightly, obscured by a rail but things are still visible and no problems at all. I would definitely recommend these seats as they are great value for money."

Another reader says,
"Sat in F7. At first I thought, woah I'm high (and the lady next to me was scared of the height). But once the play started the distance between myself and the players didn't matter. I could hear and see everything. If you're in this section, it is best to be nearer the middle if possible. I thoroughly enjoyed the play and the seat was fine."

Of the restricted view seats in this section, usually take seats 3 and 23 then 4 and 24 over the others, remembering to take row F last. The row H and J restricted view seats are the same price as those further forward, though, so take them after rows A to E but before F if legroom is an issue.

At the very front edges of the circle are six seats either side of the central block. Designated row AA, these are last pick of all, as you need to lean forward to see more than two-thirds of the stage. Take 5 to 8 first if you absolutely must, but be aware you get what you pay for... or even a bit less...

Legroom is likely to be acceptably OK for those under 5ft 10 or so in rows B to E - even moving towards comfortable for the 5ft 6 or so brigade, and for those under 5ft 4 or so in row A and AA, thanks to new seating. It is cramped in all seats from row F to J (and row F is the worst of these four rows), with the low wall using up some handy toe-space. On the other hand, without it, the theatre might collapse, so on balance, the monkey guesses it has to stay...

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Notes
Total 973 seats.

Air-cooled auditorium. Not as effective as proper air conditioning, so be prepared for a hot and uncomfortable time in the height of summer, alas. To minimise the effects, seating in the front stalls is normally coolest as heat rises - and is also trapped in Circle overhangs. Just a bit of advice from someone in the theatre industry who has a grasp of physics...

Infrared headsets available working best in the front of each part of the auditorium (not good from Stalls row K back, though). Guide dog sitter available. Wheelchairs can replace seats B 5 and 30 in the Dress Circle. Access is via a fire exit and 12-cm step. Adapted toilet in foyer near the bar on the B5 side. Specific information from the theatre group dedicated phoneline on 0844 482 5137, www.delfontmackintosh.co.uk or Artsline 020 7388 2227 email artsline@dircon.co.uk. A "venue access guide" from the team who created book "Theatremonkey, A Guide to London's West End," is available to download in PDF format by clicking here.

No food except Ice-cream and confectionery. Bar snacks also available.

Three bars, Foyer, Stalls and Dress Circle. Reader Barfly noted that the Stalls one is, "nicely tucked away, meaning that it wasn't too crowded."

A VIP room leading off from a corridor behind the Dress Circle is available for hire.

8 toilets in all; Stalls 1 gents 1 cubicle, 2 ladies 6 cubicles, 4 cubicles; Dress Circle 1 gents 3 cubicles, 1 ladies 4 cubicles; Upper Circle 1 gents 2 cubicles, 2 ladies 2 cubicles each.

Reader Sam notes in November 2005 that:
"As a female I wanted to let others know that the toilets are just outside the stalls and not once (in the three times I used it) did I have to wait on line. That was the best part of the show!"

Another, in 2008 adds,
"the Gielgud has the nicest women's toilets of any theatre I've ever been to. As so many theatre toilets, especially in the West End, are so very skanky I thought it was something worth remarking on. Plenty of cubicles, room to queue (not that it's needed as there are plenty of cubicles), nice smelling soap, space to move around and not get stuck in the loo, pretty wallpaper and all very very clean."
 

A reader says of upstairs facilities,
"The ladies' loos in the Upper Circle are more cramped (if that's possible!) than the seating - literally no room to turn round - or to let people in and out!"

One reader notes that latecomers may have to watch part of the performance on a TV in the foyer. He found this rather a noisy location, alas, and wishes to warn others of the potential problem.

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Nearest Underground Station:
Piccadilly Circus - Piccadilly (Dark Blue) and Bakerloo (Brown) lines.

Plan your tube journey to this station using the button below:

The escalator from the platforms ends in a large circular underground area. 

After leaving the barriers, turn to your left, and follow the curve of the barriers around until you see an exit to your right with the sign "Subway 4" over it. Walk under this sign.

Walk through this tunnel and take the first staircase to your right, marked "Shaftesbury Avenue", take the stairs up to the street.

At the top of the stairs, take a very sharp "U Turn" through 180 degrees to your left. Look forwards and upwards for the huge "Sanyo" sign. Walk forwards towards it.

The busy road to your left is Shaftesbury Avenue. If you see the Prince of Wales Theatre, and Trocadero centre, wrong way.

For the Gielgud Theatre cross the road and turn to your right, walk under the covered area where the cash ATM's and street artists are. Walk straight on, crossing Denman Street, Great Windmill Street, Archer Street and Wardour Street and past the Lyric and Apollo Theatres. The Gielgud is the next one beyond these.

 

Buses:
14, 19, 22B, 38, 53, 88, 94, 159 To Shaftesbury Avenue.

 

Taxi:
A rank for Black taxis is at Charing Cross Station - a long distance from the theatre. Best chance of hailing one is in the street outside.

 

Car Park:
Shaftesbury Avenue. Cross the road, turn left, passing the Curzon West End Cinema, and Queens Theatre and crossing Greek Street, Firth Street, Dean Street and Wardour Street. The theatre is on your right. If you come to the Palace Theatre, wrong way.

The "Theatreland Parking Scheme" may be available at this car park. Call Q-Park car parks on 0870 442 0104 or see http://www.q-park.co.uk for details. At this car park, parking under the "Theatreland Parking Scheme" allows a 50% discount in cost. Spaces CANNOT be reserved at these prices, so choose whether you would prefer to book and pay more, or use this scheme.

If you choose the "Theatreland Parking Scheme", you must get your car park ticket validated at the theatre's box office counter (the theatre attendant will insert the car parking ticket into a small machine which updates the information held on the magnetic strip on the reverse, thus enabling the discount). When you pay using the machines at the car park, 50% will be deducted from the full tariff. You may park for up to 24 hours using this scheme and it is endorsed by the Society of London Theatre.

For a full list of car parks and theatres that participate in the 50% off theatreland scheme see http://www.q-park.co.uk.

 

Denman Street is an alternative - NOT in the above scheme, though. Turn to your left as you leave the car park. If you see the Piccadilly Theatre, wrong way. Walk to the end of the street and turn left. Walk straight on, crossing Great Windmill Street, Archer Street and Wardour Street and past the Lyric and Apollo Theatres. The Gielgud is the next one beyond these.

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