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COTTESLOE THEATRE

IN REPERTOIRE:

HARPER REGAN (play)
Ends 9th August 2008.
Runs 2 hours 20 minutes approximately.
Audio described performances 7th June 2008 at 2.30pm and 9th June 2008 at 7.30pm
Captioned performance: 18th June 2008 at 7.30pm
 


THE PITMEN PAINTERS
(play)
Previews from 19th May 2008, Opens 21st May 2008. Ends 25th June 2008.
Audio Described performances 20th June 2008 at 7.30pm and 21st June 2008 at 2.30pm
Captioned performance 23rd June 2008 at 7.30pm


...SOME TRACE OF HER (play)
Previews from 23rd July, opens 30th July 2008.
 


"Harper Regan": A mother leaves her family one 2006 Autumn evening. The next 48 hours are a journey of discovery, exploring love and delusion. A new play by Simon Stephens.

"The Pitmen Painters": The Ashington Group - coal miners who produced fine are in their spare time - are celebrated in this co-production with Live Theatre Newcastle and choreographer Wayne McGregor.

"...some trace of her": Dead bride on a bed, lovers either side. A multi-media fest from Katie Mitchell, inspired by Dostoevsky's "The Idiot."


Click here now to view a video clip about the National Theatre

 

Theatremonkey Opinion:

"Harper Regan": Shame this has such a short run, as Lesley Sharp, Brian Capron and Michael Mears are worth catching for their performances alone. Less distractingly staged than Stephens last play, this is also grittier and provides a neat contrast to "Happy Now?" in the Cottesloe repertoire.

Many wonder what would happen if they defy convention and step out of life for a moment. Stephens manages a controlled answer, and several riveting scenes too. Black, yes; Bleak, no. A voyage of discovery worth catching.

"The Pitmen Painters": Not available.

"...some trace of her": Not available.

 

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Performance Schedule:
The monkey advises checking performance times on your tickets and that performances are happening as scheduled, before travelling.

"Harper Regan":
7.30pm:
29, 30, 31 May 2008; 6, 7, 9, 10, 16, 17, 18, 26, 27, 28 June 2008: 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17 July 2008; 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 August 2008.

2.30pm: 31 May 2008; 7, 18, 28 June 2008; 10, 12, 17 July 2008; 6, 9 August 2008.
 


"The Pitmen Painters":

7.30pm: 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 26, 27, 28 May 2008; 2, 3, 4, 5, 11, 12, 13, 14, 19, 20, 21, 23, 24, 25 June 2008.

7pm: 21 May 2008.

2.30pm: 22, 24, 28 May 2008; 5, 12, 14, 21, 25 June 2008.

 

"...some trace of her":
7.30pm:
23, 24, 25, 26, 28, 29, 31 July 2008; 1, 2, 11, 12, 13, 14 August 2008.

7pm: 30 July 2008.

2.30pm: 2, 13 August 2008.

 

Ticket Prices:

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Most seats £29
Limited number of seats, with side  or semi- restricted views for some productions £20
Restricted View seats £10 

ALL PREVIEWS EXCEPT THE FIRST TWO FOR EACH NEW PRODUCTION:
Most seats £27 
Limited number of seats, with side  or semi- restricted views for some productions £17 
Restricted View seats £10 

FIRST TWO PREVIEWS ONLY:
Most seats £22
Limited number of seats, with side  or semi- restricted views for some productions £17 
Restricted View seats £10 

 

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Buying Tickets Through the Venue:

More Ticket Buying Options

Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems.
Theatre Box Office:
Telephone: 020 7452 3000. fax: 020 7452 3030
Operated by venue itself.

Online: www.nationaltheatre.org.uk operated by the venue itself.
For most productions, the system also allows you to select an exact seat in the theatre, and also view the auditorium via photographs taken from various positions within it. The "choose a seat" facility isn't available immediately if the auditorium is re-configured, however. In that case the computer simply allocates "best available" seats, without allowing you to choose yourself. Note that the tickets offered may differ between phone and online sources.

Also for most performances you can buy a voucher online for a programme too - exchangeable at the theatre on the day.

 

Booking fees per ticket for telephone and online bookings:
A 70p charge is levied per booking to cover postage. Avoid it by booking in person or enclosing your own stamped, self addressed envelope with a postal booking. Reader CC notes that the Box Office don't mind this, though points out that you don't get the smart envelope, nice bit of cardboard and pretty leaflets with tickets, well worth the extra few pence, if you send your own.

Reader CC also notes that,
"It's worth mentioning that often, in the Cottesloe especially, some of the restricted view seats at £10 are never offered online, only by telephone or in person. I asked why this was and was told that in the past when they were sold online with no involvement from members of the BO, despite stating there had a restricted view, there were too many people booking them and then complaining that they weren't told about the view etc, so they are now only available by telephone where a person can describe in detail what it's like for each play. These seats are, I think, the ones in row RR and some at the front which aren't always available for every play."

 

For personal callers or by post: Cottesloe Theatre, Royal National Theatre, South Bank, SE1 9PX
No booking fee for personal callers. The advance box office is in the foyer of the main part of the theatre, not within the separate Cottesloe Theatre foyer.

 

Special Access Needs Customers:
Wheelchair users and other registered disabled theatregoers can book their seats on 020 7452 3000. fax: 020 7452 3030. Deaf customers can use Minicom 020 7452 3009 Monday to Saturday 10 am to 5 pm too. Enquire about concessionary prices that may be available, details of access and facilities. The wheelchair users line connects directly to the theatre box office in London. See Notes.

www.nationaltheatre.org.uk is the official theatre website.
 

More Ticket Buying Options: Using S.T.A.R. genuine ticket agencies.
Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers May be available - Click Here

Independent S.T.A.R. ticket agencies may also offer an alternative choice of seats.
 

 
 
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Theatre Seat Opinions:
Please remember that cheaper seats often do not offer the same view / location quality as top price ones, and that ticket prices are designed to reflect this difference.

A  STUDIO THEATRE 
A simple black rectangular room. Seats are at ground level, with more at Dress and Upper Circle level. Ground level seats are arranged to suit each different production. All ground level seats are sometimes removed for promenade performances (when the audiences stand and follow the actors about the floor like sheep).
 

Seating Plan Diagram

Stalls Dress Circle Upper Circle Notes
STALLS 
Called GROUND LEVEL in this theatre.

The normal arrangement of seats is in a single block at one end of the room.

The seats rise steeply up to Dress Circle (LEVEL ONE as they call it) height. Almost all seats are fine with a good view and good legroom, just take whatever is closest to the stage. The prime ones are in the central block - normally rows B to J (though occasionally A, B, C or D go missing), just for proximity to the stage.

The only seats to consider before taking are in row A seats 12 to 16 and 36 to 40. At the side of the playing area, these seats are also sometimes placed behind a low black wall. This can annoy shorter people and those seeking greater legroom.

Row P has space for wheelchairs, row R for transferees. These are fine. See notes.

One reader says of row P:
"Can I just mention that there is confusion about row P in the regular format of the Cottesloe. The theatre technically lists it as 'Level 1' but the Box Office still say it is in 'The Pit' and I feel this is misleading.

It appears to be immediately behind the last row of The Pit (which you refer to as Ground Level) but there is one of those Cottesloe / Donmar annoying metal balustrades that means you have to lean forward to get a clear view. Relaxing in your seat is not an option and despite the fact that they charge to top price for these seats IMO for anyone with a delicate back, they are restricted view like the elevated front row of Level 1 and Level 2."

The stage quite often is at waist height to the front row. When this happens, it is sold more cheaply and is worth considering if you can live with the problems, thinks the monkey. For those wanting to see a little more of the stage, take row F back for the best views.

Monkey regular seat connoisseur James reports,
"Sat in F23 and F24 for “Chatroom / Citizenship” (November 2007) – nice and central, although I would have preferred to be a couple of rows further back to see the whole stage without turning my head. The rake is pretty good here too and I had a clear view."

at another production he says,
"Sat in seats G29 and G30 for “Harper Regan”.  Excellent rake, great view and even action that takes place on the upper level is easily seen without having to crane your neck."

Note that sometimes - with the normal layout - row B is held off-sale until production details are confirmed, with the front row confirmed during previews.

Any variations in seating plans for other forthcoming productions are confirmed during the preview period as the monkey gets details. 

 

DRESS CIRCLE 
Called LEVEL 1 in this theatre.

A single long row of seats on either side of the theatre, with an extra few seats behind. A thick metal bar and boards in front of the seats give sitting here the feel of sitting on a tower block balcony. The view is unspectacular. Sit here if you cannot get better seats, or prefer to sit down during promenade performances. 

When row "RR", a second short row of seats is used, they are often "bar stool" type affairs with footrests awkwardly positioned. The shorter may wish to avoid them.

One person observes that when the "end" stage is in use, views decline the closer you get to the stage.

 


UPPER CIRCLE
Called LEVEL 2 in this theatre.

The same applies as for level one, with the further disadvantage of being higher up. Rows S and T in the centre are adequate (but placed with the "control room" window in the centre of the row). Thick bars mean you may have to lean forward, and the seats can often be classed "restricted view." Many seats here are sold "on the day" only; so you will often be seated here just for the sheer luck of at least getting in. For others booking ahead, it will save a few pounds, but as an actual free will choice….

Reader Bis notes for "Landscape With Weapon,"
"My £10 ticket on Level 2 had a good view, although I was able to sneak a bit nearer to the stage a few seconds before the start. If one is buying tickets it should be noted that the stage is in the middle of the auditorium and so the "bar seats" in the wings should be avoided."

 

Notes
Seats 300 approx.

Air conditioned auditorium.

Audio described and signed performances regularly. Headset system available. Guide dog sitter available. All printed information available in large print, on tape and in Braille. Minicom at the box office. Access to Cottesloe is level. Free car parking in centre car park for orange badge holders (get endorsement stamp at information desk). Lifts from car parks to all levels.

Adapted toilets (unisex, sadly) throughout theatre. Fuller details from www.theatre-access.co.uk, the theatre on 020 7633 0880, Artsline 020 7388 2227, email artsline@dircon.co.uk.  

Bars throughout the complex.

Restaurant, Buffet and Coffee bars in centre. Ice cream and confectionery in auditoriums. Theatremonkey rates the chocolate ice cream highly.

Adequate toilets throughout the centre.

 

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Getting to this Theatre
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Nearest Underground Station Buses Car Park
Nearest Underground Station:
Waterloo - Bakerloo Line (brown), Jubilee Line (silver gray), Northern Line (black). Also a main line station.

Plan your tube journey to this station using the button below:

A PHOTOGRAPH ILLUSTRATED VERSION of this walking route is available by clicking here.

For mobility impaired audience members, the Society of London Theatre provide a "photo map" - illustrated walking route to this venue from a near landmark and also Waterloo Station (the nearest fully accessible station) on their website www.officiallondontheatre.co.uk, via the theatre's listing page on that site.


This station has multiple exits, not clearly marked, so be careful! The best route is as follows:

Follow the exit signs marked "South Bank" and / or "Shell Exit" and / or "York Road Exit" from the platform to the surface. All lead to the same place! Leave the station and you will be on York Road.

Turn to your left, and walk past the Lloyds / TSB Bank. Ahead to your left is a huge silver steel rectangle. No, the monkey does not know what it is either. To the left of it, and behind, is a pedestrian passageway called "Sutton Walk"; which goes under a bridge. Take it, at the end is a fountain ahead of you. 

You are now on "Concert Road Approach". Turn to your left. The Royal Festival Hall is ahead of you. Walk towards it. You are in an area of grey concrete called Belvedere Road.

Turn to your right, walk along this street under the bridge, and note that the road name changes to "Upper Ground".

The Royal National Theatre is ahead of you to the right. The entrance to the Cottesloe Theatre is at the far end of the building, so walk on past the scenery entrance and along to a signpost pointing along a roadway with the entrance to the National Theatre underground carpark in it! 

The entrance to the Cottesloe Theatre is at the far end of this roadway, so turn left into this street, walk along and there, behind a column is the theatre on your left, about two thirds of the way down.

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If you have the misfortune to leave the station by the "Waterloo Road" exit, fear not. You can either walk through the Waterloo mainline station to the York Road exit, or take this route - CONSIDER YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY when choosing.

On leaving the glass doors, turn left. Walk to the corner, and turn left into "Mepham Street". Walk all the way to the end of it, avoiding the temptation to go under any bridges.

At the end of the street is York Road. Cross it. Ahead of you, to the left, is "Sutton Walk", the pedestrian road under the bridge. Take it.

You are now on "Concert Road Approach". Turn to your left. The Royal Festival Hall is ahead of you. Walk towards it. You are in an area of grey concrete called Belvedere Road.

Turn to your right, walk along this street under the bridge, and note that the road name changes to "Upper Ground".

The Royal National Theatre is ahead of you to the right. The entrance to the Cottesloe Theatre is at the far end of the building, so walk on past the scenery entrance and along to a signpost pointing along a roadway with the entrance to the National Theatre underground carpark in it! 

The entrance to the Cottesloe Theatre is at the far end of this roadway, so turn left into this street, walk along and there, behind a column is the theatre on your left, about two thirds of the way down.

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Another visitor suggest this route: Take the tube to the Embankment station and walk across the Hungerford  footbridge to the south bank, then walk past Festival Hall complex and under Waterloo Bridge.

The Royal National Theatre is ahead of you to the right. 

Walk past the stage door and the car park entrance, and the Cottesloe Theatre entrance is in a recess on the right.

Noted are the "Gorgeous views both up and down river on a good day or evening.". The monkey endorses this comment, especially at twilight!

 

Buses:
1, 4, 68, X68, 168, 171, 176, 188, 501, 502, 513 to Waterloo Bridge.

Get off on the Bridge and look for the large advertising board on the roof of the National Theatre, facing the Thames. Take the stairs on this side of the bridge down to the ground. A safe crossing of the bridge can be made by taking the stairs down to first level and walking under it on a walkway linking the staircases either side of the bridge.

On the correct side staircase, leave it, turn to your right. The theatre is ahead of you to the right. 

The entrance to the Cottesloe Theatre is at the far end of the building, so walk on past the circular floor sculpture and past the centre doors of the theatre and at the end of the building turn right. 

Walk past the stage door and the car park entrance, and the Cottesloe Theatre entrance is in a recess on the right.

 

Car Park:
Under the theatre. Take the elevators in the centre of the car park to ground level.

Leave the elevator and exit the building by the glass doors between the elevators. Once outside, turn to your right, and at the end of the building turn right. 

Walk past the stage door and the car park entrance, and the Cottesloe Theatre entrance is in a recess on the right.

Theatremonkey advises parking near the exit ramps for a fast getaway after the show, and strongly recommends you note the compass point, colour band and number of the nearest pillar you park by. Banquo's ghost has nothing on the haunted souls who wander the underground space, wailing for their transport each night. Some have been there since the place opened in the 1970's.

April 2007: Save on evening car parking with a 'Saver Carnet.' Buy six car park tickets in advance for the reduced price of £35 (normally £42). Valid for one year, each ticket allows entry and exit from the Car Park from 5pm Monday to Saturday, or at any time on Bank Holidays. To purchase a 'saver carnet,' contact Olu Akinyemi on 020 7620 0397.


 

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