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NOVELLO THEATRE
(formerly the Strand Theatre)



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MAMMA MIA! (musical)
Moves here from 6th September 2012

On a sunny Mediterranean island, a daughter on the verge of marriage learns about her background from her 1970's party girl mother. Typical of that decade, mom's story can be told totally through the medium of those Swedish superstars, ABBA. And it is.

Transferred here from the Prince Edward Theatre on the 3rd June 2004 and from the Prince of Wales Theatre on 6th September 2012. On 23rd August 2007, the show celebrated it's 3,500th performance in London.

Click here for a medical view of the show...

For performances of the show until August 2012, click here.

One reader felt that, in May 2012, "The current stage show of "Mamma Mia!" includes some swearing. We went to a Saturday matinee with three under 10's and there were many other children in the audience too. I've seen the show before and the film many times, neither has swearing. There is no warning when you book tickets, but there is plenty of swearing. Be warned. We were upset."

The monkey investigated, and was told that the production hasn't changed and that around 3 words are used in the course of the evening. Still, it hopes readers will make up their own minds.



 

Theatremonkey Opinion:

Later review: Prince Of Wales Theatre: Monday 19th April 2010.

“Mostly Harmless.” That was a good enough revised opinion of planet Earth for “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” editor, and it’s a good summary of the monkey’s revised opinion of "Mamma Mia." This edition of the show has two advantages. First, the majority of the witless dance has been scrapped in favour of choreography that seems to come from the film. Second, and far greater… this show has Linzi Hateley in the lead role at most performances. The lady misses one show per week (usually either a Monday or Thursday, but not always, and not in a predictable pattern – and the box office don’t have her schedule alas), and it’s very much worth making the effort to catch her. Years of experience produce a perfectly judged performance, handling comedy, drama, dance effortlessly, and producing her trademark matchless vocals that carry the production for much of the evening. Her professionalism showed in a perfectly timed ad-lib in response to a disruptive audience member – also managing to deliver a ‘death beam glance’ in that unfortunate’s direction as she did so.

Linzi Hateley apart, the show itself seemed tired. It may have been the “Monday Night” effect – but there was a sluggishness to the bigger dance numbers and delivery of comic lines that was noticeable by their failure to elicit much response. The cast appeared to warm up a little towards the end (even the monkey was up and dancing along at the finale), but there’s room for work.

In particular, Jessie May as Sophie would benefit greatly from a little time with Bjorn or Benny at the piano. There’s a depth to her role that she clearly yearns to explore, but appears not to have been given the attention needed to help her to do so. Indeed, that possibly applies to much of the rest of the show too. There’s a slight feeling of mass production which a director’s visit (rather than the more usual stage or company manager’s work) would probably dispel. A cast change – due in May 2010 – may help. Until then, this remains a harmless, cheerful enough evening, lifted out of the ordinary by one of the greatest leading ladies in the West End.
 

From the Prince Edward Theatre production:
Launching a broadside against this one will win theatremonkey no friends, he knows, but here goes...

The music is well known to most people, toe tapping and inoffensive, the stage set is functional and matches the story in both style and emotional depth. But the Dance, the Dance. Saturday Night Fever is but a memory as the witlessness of the choreography unfolds on the stage. A grafted story theatremonkey can take, even admire the fact a bunch of unconnected songs can become a tale at all, but why not give the show a little visual style - ABBA was about glam after all.

A light evening of entertainment, but ballet fans may want to take a paper bag.

10th June 2009: The monkey has just seen the film version of this. While it would pay to see Meryl Streep and Amanda Seyfried live on stage, otherwise it now forgives every flaw in the stage show.


 

 

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The last 4 reviews from the Prince Of Wales Theatre production are below. For earlier reviews from this, and the Prince Edward Theatre production, click here.
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An evening treat after quite a heavy matinee on 29th January 2011. I must point out first what a lovely theatre The Prince of Wales is. Really refurbished to such an elegant and high standard. We were in the Dress Circle, row D37 to 41, which was over to the side but not affecting the view of the stage. The seats were really comfortable too, which was unusual and a nice surprise; but the whole Theatre is a gem anyway.

The show? Awful! They might as well of just stood there and sang a load of Abba songs out of tune. The set was practically non-existent, and what set there was didn't seem to move very much; which was a theme the actors also used, as they just stood motionless when most songs were being warbled! A couple of numbers brought some movement, but not much.

I can't believe this show has been on for so long. In theory it should be an absolute blast but it's utterly lame. The only energy came in the last ten minutes with the encore. The whole show should of been like it. ('Priscilla' does the same thing 100 times better).

All five of us were in agreement that it just isn't fun enough or colourful enough (unless you really like blue). It obviously serves a purpose, but we won't be going back - which is a shame because the Theatre is stunning!!

Graham
(Oxfordshire's most feared critic!)
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On a normal Monday in the West End our decision was made at 7p.m. to grab tickets for 'MAMMA MIA!' Luckily we got very cheap tickets for Stalls C 24 and 25.The guy at the Prince of Wales box office was really helpful.

When seated there, you are totally in the action! The bandleader/conductor is directly in front of you but that's no problem at all. Beware of daydreaming because actors may look at you at several times during the show! What you can't see from there are the floor lighting effects at the end of act 1, but if you do not know they are there you won't miss them!

The sound experience is on a high level, crystal clear - but the voices are sometimes a little bit too gentle in comparison with the band. If you get one of those seats for a fair offer, do not hesitate - and enjoy a delightful night in Greece!

On a second visit, again at the Prince of Wales Theatre, the Box office guy offered us seats in the dress circle. I'm not a fan of dress circle or balcony seats, and love to be as close to the action as possible - but he promised us that these are one of the best places.

The steps down to dress circle seats B 29 and 30 (each for £35 quid, the same price we paid for the ones in the stalls) are very cliffy, and if you are not free from giddiness / vertigo be sure that you can grab someone's hand for your way down. On the left hand side is a guard rail and, if seated in seat 31, it might restrict your view slightly - but in seat 30 it won't harm you in any way. You are really close to the stage action and you get a wonderful overview. The sound is great, voices are crystal clear, with very good sound mix. The whole sound experience is much louder than in the stalls. No loss of emotions or anything like that.

If I'm going to see the show again I'd love to get these circle seats again. I'm always looking for something in the stalls, but after that night at the Prince Of Wales, I'm in love with their dress circle. Never before was a show attendance from upstairs so moving! Gratitude to the box office member for his advice, its good to deal with people who know what they are selling!
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What an extraordinary night in June 2011. The Pantheon is definitely undergoing a major expansion! Sally Ann Triplett is, quite simply, a goddess. As for the much anticipated return of Kim Ismay, despite my wife having regaled me with tales of Kim’s legendary exploits, I decided to reserve judgement with a healthy dose of scepticism until seeing and hearing her in the flesh; after all, my wife also once claimed, somewhat hyperbolically that 'Mamma Mia' actually cured her depression! After seeing how much Kim Ismay's Tanya adds to the show, if not reinvents it altogether, I’m actually planning to make a special trip to focus on her exclusively, as her masterful portrayal of Tanya is literally a show within a show, and what a show it is. Every time I tore my eyes away from Kim, even for a nano second, I did so with anticipated, then confirmed, regret, as I invariably missed one of her unique colorations of an almost unsettlingly realistic character. Indeed, her portrayal seemed so “real,” I had convinced myself that Kim was actually not an actress at all, but the world’s greatest impressionist imitating the “actual” Tanya (if there were such a person).

Barring some kind of “Tanya Exorcism,” I fully expect Kim to continue “oozing” the spirit of her expertly crafted character for many shows to come. As for Tonya and Rosie’s 'Chiquitita' duet, it was, by a country mile, the most pitch-perfect I’ve heard, and dashed off with such aplomb, I actually believed it cheered Donna up with its delicate balance of humour and tenderness, capturing the poignant consequences of Donna’s life altering youthful indiscretion with her simultaneous over-reaction about the final outcome; after all, things could have been much worse (rainy housing estates, for one).

The conviction of Chiquetita and Sally Ann’s acting prowess, made Donna’s “cheering up” seemed truly spontaneous, which is no small feat given the abruptness of the transition from Chiquitita to Dancing Queen. In the past, I have criticised those who belittled Mamma Mia as mere “string” upon which the pearls of timeless ABBA tunes are “strung.” If there ever was any truth in such criticisms, there can’t be now. The almost other-worldly ways in which Sally Ann transported me with her pulsating vocal and dramatic Mesmerism made me feel 50 pounds lighter. To call Mamma Mia mere “entertainment” would be like calling the Mona Lisa, a doodle. Sally Ann, Kim, Joanna, Sky, Sophie and Sam so expertly splash their coordinated colours and textures on their shared canvas, it’s as if 6 Jackson Pollok’s were thrown together to create a Rembrandt.

The new Sophie’s (Dani De Waal) performance was exquisite. Her vocals were pitch-perfect with a beautifully refined tone and expressive phrasing without being self-indulgent. This Sophie could have easily gotten smothered among the larger than life Dynamos of this cast, but more than holds her own without over-stating her character. I found her very likeable and believable without “demanding” to be liked. There was a quiet confidence (not arrogance) which, in my sometimes not so humble opinion, struck the perfect balance of competence and vulnerability.

William Tapley as Sam weren’t no chopped liver either. His vocal facility brought a renewed richness to his role and the production as a whole. The role of Sky played by Craig Fletcher was refreshingly well acted, well sung and appropriately understated. I found this Sky and Sophie combination to be completely believable, so much so, that a part of me cannot help but wonder if there isn’t more to their relationship, particularly given how new this cast is? Far be it from me to start tongues wagging, but they are so good together, I cannot help but wonder if art may be imitating life to a degree in this case?

As I told Benny and Bjorn after the 10th anniversary party (half joking) that Mamma Mia cured my wife’s depression, which garnered a few chuckles tinged with skepticism. Despite their laughter, I believe that great music and drama have power to heal. That being said, any shrink will tell you that absence of depression does not equal happiness. Well boys, whether you think I’m kidding or not, this particular cast went well past a cure of depression and crossed over into the realm of actually making my wife happy; not just for a day or two, but for the foreseeable future. How long will this inoculation last? Only time will tell, but a booster shot is only a ticket away! And yes, I am deducting this latest performance from my taxes as a legitimate medical expense.

Timothy Winey,
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25th June 2011 - Brilliant.

I went to see this show with my daughter as a "hen party" treat. There were five of us in total ranging in age from 67 to 22, with just one of us that had not seen the movie). We sat in the circle row F right in the centre. These seat were fantastic. Although the circle at this theatre is pretty steep! It's a small theatre and I should think wherever you sat the view would be pretty good. Our seat afforded us a full view of the stage and you could still see the cast's faces.

I booked this as a surprise for my daughter and was a little nervous after reading some reviews that said the singing and acting was not good. However, we did not find this to be the case. We felt that all the cast were very good and the leading ladies brilliant. Melissa Jacques was amazing as Donna Sheridan, her voice did all the songs justice. Dani De Waal was brilliant as Sophie and Joanna Monro was so funny as Rosie. All their voices were brilliant and the acting was just as good too. Of the men, all three "dad's" were brilliant, although I got slightly confused because Oliver Senton who played Harry Bright, from a distance, reminded me of Michael Macintyre! But all three, William Tapley (Sam), Mark Gillis (Bill) and Oliver Senton (Harry), were very good.

The stage set was very basic, but they made the most of basically just the same set that gets turned around. The Orchestra was extremely loud and fantastic. The dancing was good and we were all up and singing and dancing in the aisles (or in front of your seat in the case of the Dress Circle) by the end of the show. If you go to this show and compare it to the film, I don't think you will be disappointed. You can definitely see the film in the show or even in show in the film!, certain lines are the same, but the only thing they can't replicate from the film, on stage is the back drop (like on top of the cliff when Donna sings 'Winner Takes it All'). Donna in the show stands by a window.

All in all a very good show (and I have seen many) and I will be going back again with my husband and mum and dad. If I had to say one negative, it would be that the love between Donna and Sam was all a bit sudden, not much lead up to it and that they didn't quite get the emotion across. But that really is just being picky! Don't listen to the bad reviews, get yourself off to see the show, 'cos if you like the movie and Abba songs you can't fail to love the stage show.

Sharon Pestell
Gosport
Hampshire


 

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Performance Schedule:
The monkey advises checking performance times on your tickets and that performances are happening as scheduled, before travelling.

Monday to Friday at 7.45pm
Thursday and Saturday at 3pm and 7.45pm

Extra performance 14th February 2013 at 3pm.


Runs 2 hours 30 minutes approximately.
 

Ticket Prices:

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Monday to Thursday Performances:

Stalls:
Rows C to U: £64 except:
"Premium Seats" row G and H 9 to 18, J 10 to 19: £85
Rows U to X: £39.50


Dress Circle:
Rows A to J: £64 except:
"Premium Seats" rows A and B seats 7 to 18: £85
Row K: £39.50

Dress Circle Slips
Row AA
seats 6 to 13: £20
seats 1 to 5 and 14 to 18: £15
Row BB: £20

Upper Circle:
Rows A to H (except A 3, 4, 23 and 24; B 1 to 3 and 23 to 25; C 1 to 3 and 24 to 26; D 1 to 4 and 24 to 17; E 1 to 4 and 23 to 26; F 1 to 4 and 24 to 27; G 3, 4, 23, 24): £39.50
Row A 3, 4, 23 and 24; B 1 to 3 and 23 to 25; C 1 to 3 and 24 to 26; D 1 to 4 and 24 to 17; E 1 to 4 and 23 to 26; F 1 to 4 and 24 to 27; G 3, 4, 23, 24: £20

Upper Circle Slips
Row AA
seats 11 to 14: £20
seats 1 to 10 and 15 to 24: £15

Balcony:
All seats: £15

Boxes are not currently on sale.

"Premium" price seat locations sometimes change at short notice. Please be aware of this when booking.
 



Friday and Saturday Performances:
Stalls:
Rows C to U: £67.50 except:
"Premium Seats" row G and H 9 to 18, J 10 to 19, K 11 to 20, L 7 to 20 (plus F 9 to 18 on Saturday Evenings ONLY): £95
Rows U to X: £52.50


Dress Circle:
Rows A to J: £67.50 except:
"Premium Seats" rows A and B seats 7 to 20 and C 5 to 20: £95
Row K: £52.50

Dress Circle Slips
Row AA
seats 6 to 13: £20
seats 1 to 5 and 14 to 18: £15
Row BB: £20

Upper Circle:
Rows A to C (except A 3, 4, 12, 13, 23 and 24; B 1 to 3 and 23 to 25; C 1 to 3 and 24 to 26): £52.50
Rows D to H (except D 1 to 4 and 24 to 17; E 1 to 4 and 23 to 26; F 1 to 4 and 24 to 27; G 3, 4, 23, 24): £39.50
Row A 3, 4, 12, 13, 23 and 24; B 1 to 3 and 23 to 25; C 1 to 3 and 24 to 26; D 1 to 4 and 24 to 17;E 1 to 4 and 23 to 26; F 1 to 4 and 24 to 27; G 3, 4, 23, 24: £20

Upper Circle Slips
Row AA
seats 11 to 14: £20
seats 1 to 10 and 15 to 24: £15

Balcony:
All seats: £20

Boxes are not currently on sale.

"Premium" price seat locations sometimes change at short notice. Please be aware of this when booking.

Some details may change. The monkey will update when available.

 

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Buying Tickets Online:

Other Box Office Information

Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
www.delfontmackintosh.co.uk provide their own service for this theatre.
This system allows you to select your own seat numbers.

Booking fees per ticket for online bookings:
£2 per ticket. This covers the cost of compulsory background checks, thinks the monkey.

Other Online Choices (with S.T.A.R. genuine ticket agencies):

When the theatre does not have tickets available, it is also worth trying the Theatremonkey Ticketshop agency, which offers £64 seats with a £6.40 booking fee per ticket (£6.75 on £67.50 seats) - moderate by agency standards, high by box office ones, but worth trying as they often have some choice available! Simply select the show from the list on the page. Note that this system will confirm exact seat numbers prior to purchase.

Another alternative is www.seetickets.com / telephone 0870 830 0200 which offers £64 seats with a £6.40 per ticket booking fee (£6.75 on £67.50, £5.25 on £52.50, £3.95 on £39.50 seats) and £2 per booking (not per ticket) postal charge. (FREE call if using BT.com Calling Plan at your chosen times).

www.ticketmaster.co.uk £64 seats attract a £6 fee (£9 on £95, £8 on £85, £6 on £67.50, £5 on £52.50, £3.75 on £39.50, £1.90 on £20, £1.40on £15 seats)...AND...an extra £3 per booking (not per ticket) service charge is also made. This system allows you to choose your own seats from the selection the company has available.

Encore Tickets (telephone 0207 400 1253 / 0044 207 400 1253 if calling from outside the United Kingdom) offer £64 seats with a £17 fee per ticket (£18.50 on £67.50, £15.50 on £52.50, £10.50 on £39.50, £6 on £20, £11 on £15 seats). An optional UK postage of £2 per booking, not per ticket, available if time allows. The "Flexiticket" Exchange Service, allowing FREE transfer / cancellation (credit note up to 12 months) of your booking up to 3 days before the performance is also available for £2.50 per ticket. Meal and show packages may also be available. Quality and Value hotel / theatre ticket packages are also available.

Lastminute.com offer £64 seats with a £5.12 booking fee per ticket (£5.40 on £67.50, £4.20 on £52.50, £3.16 on £39.50, £1.60 on £20, £1.20 on £15 seats). NOTE: Seat numbers are NOT available in advance from this company. All seats booked in the same price group will, of course, be together or at the very least be in front or behind each other in the theatre. In the very unlikely event of this not being possible this company will call you and give you the option of cancelling your booking. However if booking in two or more price bands, you will not be sat together. Please DO NOT purchase if this is unacceptable to you, as all tickets are sold subject to this condition. Discounts and "Meal and Show" packages may also be available. Quality and Value hotel / theatre ticket packages are also available.

Londontheatredirect.com offer £64 seats with a £7 booking fee per ticket (£10 on £67.50 seats). Discounts and Meal and Show Packages may also be available.

ALSO SEE Tickettree.com for great value "hotel and theatre ticket" packages.

Other Independent S.T.A.R. ticket agencies may also offer an alternative choice of seats.



 

Box Office Information:
Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
Telephone: 0844 482 5170
(020 7812 7498 if you cannot use the 0844 number)
Operated by Delfont-Mackintosh Theatres. At busy times / outside working hours - 9am to 8pm, See Tickets may answer on behalf of the venue.

Booking fees per ticket for telephone bookings:
£2 per ticket. This covers the cost of compulsory background checks, thinks the monkey.


For personal callers or by post: Aldwych, London. WC2B 4LD
No booking fee for personal callers.

Special Access Needs Customers:
Wheelchair users and other registered disabled theatregoers can book their seats on 0844 482 5137 and enquire about concessionary prices that may be available to them. The wheelchair users line connects directly to the Delfont-Mackintosh Theatre Group Helpline in London. See Notes.

www.delfontmackintosh.co.uk is the official theatre website.

 

 
 
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Theatre Seat Opinions:
Please remember that cheaper seats often do not offer the same view / location quality as top price ones, and that ticket prices are designed to reflect this difference.

If you want to know what theatregoing was like in a more glamorous time, the restoration of this venue will give you an idea. Right back to the early 1900's, marble wall panels and brass handrails, thick red plush covered seats and gold leaf plaster features transport you to another time. Rooms have been knocked through and offices converted to provide spectacular new bars and retiring rooms, and the monkey is impressed with the changes - another amazing transformation by Sir Cameron Mackintosh and a talented building team.

NOTE: This is a newer venue, and opinions are based on "first impressions." It takes time for any theatre to settle in, and the monkey very much welcomes guests' views to build up a broader picture: contact us.

 

Seating Plan Diagram

Stalls Dress Circle Upper Circle Balcony Notes
STALLS 
The Dress Circle overhangs the stalls at row H. The top of the stage is not visible from row T back in the centre and row O from seats to the sides of the theatre. 

Seating is in one large block in front of the stage. Every seat is within the proscenium arch, and there are no official "restricted view" tickets.

If row A or B is cheaper - not in use for "Mamma Mia" (September 2012) - the monkey quite likes. In B, if cheap, it would go for most of the row - 6 to 20 (centre seats first of course). Behind, at a little more it particularly likes 9 to 17 - in both cases if looking up isn't a problem. Certainly it's a way to be closer to the stage than any other seats at the same price for those tall enough to accept the issue...

...The stage is high, and those in rows A to C will have to look upwards - mildly neck ache inducing perhaps, and the shorter person may well prefer to be further back in the stalls. For the rest, the view is probably more than acceptable and the back of the stage is visible without a problem..

A reader comments, that when row B is the front row at full price,
"the stage is MASSIVELY HIGH! I would RED it out... I complained to the house manager and she looked for another seat for me - I took a complimentary programme instead and moved to an empty middle seat which was a bit better as there was more space between the stage and seat there."

Reader John agrees, saying, again at a previous production,
"We sat in front row B in the stalls - not recommended as the stage is high for younger fans - moved to row G stalls at interval and it was much better but I dare say even further back in the stalls would be excellent in this lovely theatre."

A reader says
"B22. Very good seat on discount, being off to the side didn't matter at all for the play I saw. Missed tiny little things when some of the set blocked me due to being so close to the front but honestly, I'm not fussy when it comes to stuff like that."

In row C for "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" (December 2009), with row A as the front row, a reader says,
"C15 to 17: was a bit nervous that my friends would find it uncomfortable given your comments about it being 'mildly neck ache inducing'. However, none of us even noticed that we were looking upwards, probably because we were so enthralled by the acting. All I would say is that the seats are on the narrow side, and not a lot of legroom either - Adrian Lester might have coped with the seats but I think James Earl Jones would have struggled!!"

"Mamma Mia" (September 2012) normally has a very low stage, with the orchestra pit extended out in the centre. At the time the transfer was announced, nothing has been confirmed, so the monkey will update nearer the time regarding layout and sightlines, it is hopeful that the situation at "Crazy For You" (October 2011) will be avoided, where those in rows C to F missed feet - still, the cautious might wish to book further back.

A reader reports on this issue at the show,
"Went to 'Crazy for You' - paid £64.50 for centre front stalls (second row - row D). Huge revolve built on stage: couldn't see anything below the knees from people on stage, nothing from the waist down if they were upstage. Not on for a tap show, and NO WARNING when purchasing tickets. It must have been even worse for those in the front row. Walked out at the interval - very disappointing evening."

 

Readers Sharon and Derek commented for an earlier production "Footloose", which used row C as the front row,
"sat in row 'D' which was actually the 2nd row for this show. Fantastic seats - fantastic view."

Reader Andie King agrees for the Shakespeare season of March 2007,
"My seat was in row D of the stalls which provided an excellent view of the entire stage and was close enough to feel the actors’ spit, the theatre itself is beautiful and the intimate."

Reader HB comments, with B as the front row,
"D14 and 15 offered a good view. However you did have to look up due to a high stage so I would suggest a couple of rows further back would be better."

Regular contributor Lizzie adds,
"Our seats were stalls row E (which is really only the third row back as there is no A or B for earlier production "Footloose" - ed) – seats 4 to 8 not bad – good view of the stage but not great when you have big people sitting in front of you – and yes you guessed it, we did. Seats were a bit cramped too. Would recommend you go for Row F and get the end seat as it protrudes out further and you should get an unobstructed view ."

In the same row for "Betty Blue Eyes" (March 2011) reader Mark L says,
"E5 and 6: Our seats were excellent and the view was fantastic. The stage is high and there's no orchestra pit as they are at the rear of the stage, but the view here was great - no problems at all, and I'm only 5'7. Could see clearly from toes to top of heads without any neck ache and at £77 for 2 seats a real bargain as well. At this proximity to the actors you really do get to lock eye contact with them and this was fantastic. There was plenty of legroom, and good air conditioning could be felt."
 

Moving back, the rake becomes noticeable from row F, and decidedly pronounced from row G back. Combined with well thought out "offsetting" of seats so that no seat is directly behind the one in front, the mid to rear stalls instantly appeal to the monkey. When choosing, it would pick row G first - reader Fiona rated G 13 to 15 "excellent", then K or F (if slightly taller than 5ft 7), then move back from row L to R, then E or S, depending on your preference for close up views or distance. Rows D and C can also be considered, if neck ache isn't an issue - the view itself is fine from these rows.

A reader says,
"We sat in stalls row F 20 and 21, excellent view but 21 was an uncomfortable seat as it tilted forward so I was constantly having to hitch myself back up."

Another reader says of F16,
"F15 and F16: I wanted to tell you that I was very uncomfortable for the whole performance as my seat F16 seemed to be tipping me both forward and to my left. To save my back, I had to prop up my left leg by wedging my coat under my left thigh, in order to feel like I wasn't going to slide off. My husband felt that he was also being tipped out forwards, but was otherwise level. The view was very good, very central and close. Almost too close, I felt, as I could see all the sweat on the dancers."

The monkey researched this in 2011, and found that readers under around 5ft 3 did indeed seem to "slide" off stalls seats (even if sober) if they were not careful! Strange... Even stranger, since posting this, other readers of 5'5 and 5'9 report exactly the same issue. One reader of 5'8 thinks that it is caused by the rake of the floor making an otherwise horizontal seat into a forward slanting seat. If not, then optional seatbelts may be the answer, feels the monkey.
 

Regular theatremonkey seat reporting reader Mark says of this row,
"F22: Got as a cheap student standby. Very good clear view of the stage, could see every expression."
 

Reader Lisa felt row G, Seats 13 and 14 had an excellent view.

One reader also felt that for musicals, G1 and 25, despite the extra legroom, lost a little 'something' in the view department - though the monkey hasn't noticed this. A reader at "Crazy For You" (October 2011) did, though,
"G23 to 25: We could just see the dancers' feet (pretty essential for the tap routines) and, because of the high stage, views were mercifully unimpeded. However, what G25 gains in legroom (no seat in front) it does lose in sight of the left hand side of the stage, which was occasionally an issue. The left side of the stage has restricted visibility at the upper level of the set too, because of the box. Not that Theatremonkey's book / website hadn't pointed out this possibility. "

A row behind, another says,
"H19 in the stalls was a really good seat, though there was very little leg room and I felt very squashed indeed."

Theatremonkey regular seat connoisseur James almost totally agrees,
"H17 to H19 feel really close to the stage.  Staggered seats help with the view and the sound is great from here."

At the end of row H another reader says,
"H24 and 25, very comfortable, no seat in front of H25 so endless legroom and a splendid view."

"Mamma Mia" (September 2012) has central rows G to J (plus K and L at weekends) at "Premium" prices. Your call, feels the monkey, who would sit in nearby seats for the same view at a lower price. On Saturday Evenings, stalls row F 9 to 18 are also at "Premium" prices. "Premium" price seat locations sometimes change at short notice. Please be aware of this when booking.
 

Reader James F says,
"The seats I had - J8 and 9 in the stalls - were really comfortable and you can easily put your legs under the chair in front. The seats had an excellent view of the stage and my view was never obscured by the person in front."

A row behind, a reader comments,
"K7 to K10 were fantastic seats – being staggered from the row in front and a good rake ensure an excellent view."

At "Betty Blue Eyes" (May 2011) a reader says,
"K19: Excellent seat with good views and sound. Leg room was very cramped being 6ft 3” however. Perhaps a little too close to the stage for my liking but that’s a personal thing. This is a lovely classy theatre. Very ornate and camp!"
 

Reader Daniella C comments,
"We were sitting in the stalls Row L Seat 16 and 17 (10 rows from the front), but knew from Theatre Monkey that the seats were slightly raised, which meant that we could see really well."

In the same row at 'Betty Blue Eyes' (March 2011) a reader says,
"L20: I had an excellent seat – at a reduced price – but the sound there was ear-splitting and that rather put me off to begin with."
 

Reader Cristopher H adds,
"M (in the stalls) seats 1 to 3, these were good; although I do not recommend seating in the aisle-seats, but if you must... go for it if cheap (we only paid £10 for the show we saw in Autumn 2008). The rake is quite visible from row D back, but all seats behind row R are over hanged by the circle. I would say that the best seats are in row K to M seats 4 to 12."

The only seats some may wish to avoid usually are the first and last three seats in row O back, as the overhang of the circle above restricts the view of the top of the stage (though this is irrelevant for many productions that do not have staging at high level).

Another reader comments,
"sat in the middle of row M for "Drowsy Chaperone" (May 2007) and found that the seats at this theatre are now extremely uncomfortable, with an unpadded straight wooden back and little legroom for a person of my height around 6 foot tall. I found myself feeling pain in my legs after perhaps 10 minutes and by the middle of the show my legs were embarrassingly shaking of their own accord. If I could have walked round in an interval I could have shaken some of this off but there isn't one. The seats are not very wide either so it is difficult to find a position you can get into where you are uncomfortable. Really affected my enjoyment of a very fun show"

At 'Betty Blue Eyes' (April 2011) in the same row, two readers say,
"M 13 and 14: Dead centre, seemed to be just about the best seats in this beautifully restored theatre."

at the same show, reader Celia adds,
"M15 and 16: were great."

From row O at "Onassis" (September 2010), reader Mark says,
"O26: Not a bad seat, could see everything; but if I was paying full price I'd have wanted to be more central and a tad further forward."


In row Q, a reader comments,
"Row Q seats 6 to 9: Initially, given that they are quite far back I was expecting them to offer worse view than those further forward but was pleasantly surprised. Plenty of leg room, a perfect view and slight rake meaning no problem from the heads in front. I would recommend sitting this far back in this theatre in the future!"

From row R, one reader finds R 1 and 2 fine, while another opines,
"Got tickets for Row R seats 11 and 12: I could see everything and could even stretch my legs. Would get these seats whatever the show was."

In row S, another reader found the seats uncomfortable, and felt a bit far back from the stage.

The monkey might also skip rows T and U as they are a longish way back for a top priced ticket - nothing wrong with the view, though.

Other productions though may put front rows at second price and may suit those willing to look up too. The monkey likes to see faces, so would pick A, but wouldn't moan about central T either really at the same price.

Theatremonkey regular seat connoisseur James says,
"Sat in Stalls U20 and U21 for “Spring Awakening” (March 2009). The view was obstructed by a tall person in front but they left in the interval and after that the view was great although it did feel a little too far back for top price. You don’t lose anything important to the overhang though. The only other problem was that I felt it was a bit too quiet back there but I saw it early in the run and it might need time to fully settle technical wise."

Another reader says,
"U2: Got them for standby price on the day for £20, for the production I saw ("Spring Awakening" in May 2009) which I thought was good. Wouldn't have liked to pay full price though. Overhand didn't affect the view at all! Not a bad seat if you can get it at a discount."

At second price row V is much cheaper than row U, with similar view; this or W are worth considering in the monkey view. Usually, the monkey would compare rows V to X with rear Dress Circle or central row B Upper Circle at the same or slightly lower price, feels the monkey, unless legroom is a factor (stalls are preferable for that!).

For "Mamma Mia" (September 2012) there are decent Upper Circle seats at the same price as row V back (it doesn't fancy the second priced rear Dress Circle ones or third price slips as much for view).

A sound desk replaces seats in rows W and X for "Mamma Mia" (September 2012). Purists may wish to know to avoid it. Unlikely to bother many others, though. Row W17 has a bit of extra gap between it and the desk.

Legroom throughout the stalls is fine for all but the tallest over 5ft 11 or so - as a 6ft tall reader notes above. The original seats have been retained, meaning that they are high and have space to slide legs under the seat in front. Of particular interest to the tall are the front row (B particularly, if A is removed), plus row F seats 3 and 24 and G 1 and 25. as there is nothing in front of these seats. Those who dislike bobbing heads in front may also wish to seek out the row F and G seat numbers in particular, as they combine legroom, nobody in front and a good view of the stage overall.

 

 

Stalls Boxes
Boxes A and C, above the stalls, between Stalls and Dress Circle height. Only half the stage is visible, and then only by leaning forward. The seats are low and space is limited, possibly making them less than ideal for the tallest - though the seats can be moved around, which may help. Additionally, lighting or speakers can be placed at the sides of the boxes, sticking out and causing another view obstruction...and potential loud noise if speakers are in use. Take other seats instead for a far superior view in the monkey opinion.

 

 

DRESS CIRCLE 
The Upper Circle overhangs the Dress Circle at row C, cutting the view of the top of the stage from row G back.

The Dress Circle is divided into a main central block, plus two "slip" blocks. The slips are positioned at the edges of the circle, running along the theatre's side walls from the front of the circle towards the boxes and stage.

In the centre block, the projection of the boxes very slightly clip a few centimetres off the extreme edges of the stage for those in the very first and last seats of all rows. Only purists will mind, but the monkey notes it for information purposes.

For the rest of the central circle, there is no noticeable issue with the view from any seat. The monkey would take row C first, then D, then B or E before F. Rather than H, it would take J at second price for the same view for less money - or even central seats in Upper Circle row B. It would also consider stalls rows G to R before circle rows E to H at the same money - and pick stalls every time if taller than 5ft 9 or so.

From row A, a reader says,
"A 13: Very limited leg room, but great to have no one in front of you."

"Mamma Mia" (September 2012) has the centre of this row, and B (plus C at weekends), at "premium" price. The monkey would avoid A if shorter, take B if less than 5ft 7 and wealthy. If tall and wealthy, stalls have more legroom - everybody else will find cheaper row C as good as those rows in front at all non-weekend performances.

In row C, reader Vince Hanratty feels,
"Seats I had seemed to be the best view I've ever had in a London Theatre (Dress Circle C11and 12)."

A reader says,
"Got good half price seats from TKTS. Dress Circle F 4 and 5, perfect view. Minimal leg room did get uncomfortable without an interval"

For "Betty Blue Eyes" (March 2011) a reader comments,
"F19: very good, great clear view!"
 

Another says,
"row G of the dress circle. Great view, and we had a surprisingly large amount of leg room."

Theatremonkey regular seat correspondent James says for "Betty  Blue Eyes" (March 2011),
"H11: No problems with sound or sightlines from here, although if you're paying top price it's worth seeing if you can be a few rows further forward."

In the same row at the same show, reader Graham adds,
"H15 and 16: Great seats if a little tight on legroom but comfy enough. Good view of the stage and only spoilt if someone leant forward which they seemed to be doing in the next seat along, why I don't know because no-one else was, and the view is good. I did feel that the overhang seemed very close overhead which might make some feel slightly enclosed, something I've not noticed in other theatres but certainly noticed at the Novello. It is probably noticed more if sat towards the back of the Dress Circle. For the £32.50 paid (offer price) it was very good value."
 

Rows J and K at second price also offer about fair value, and the monkey would consider these equally with stalls and Upper Circle at the same price, taking stalls if legroom is preferred, circles for the "overall" view of the stage if less intrusion from any overhang is a factor. "Mamma Mia" (September 2012) only has K cheaper - the monkey would try stalls row U first, or the upper circle (including the cheaper seats) as the views are a little better. To be fair, though, K is substantially cheaper than the rows in front this time, though, so less of a worry if you do sit here.

Reader Sam says:
"I sat in seat K6 Dress Circle. More or less, I agree with your assessment. Whether I would give it 'green' or not depends on the price. The overhang is very visible and take some chunk from the top of the stage. However, it is annoying more than anything else. The view of the rest of the stage is very clear, but I felt a little bit far back. At £30 I wouldn't give 'green' to any seat in that row. But, if you can get it in the region of £20 it will probably merit a 'green' colour. Leg room is reasonable."

The monkey rated K2 to 6 as 'green' because it felt they were superior or equal to other seats at the same price in either the Stalls or Dress Circle - in this case they offered a small shade more legroom than other Dress Circle seats at the same price. It would agree that £30 is the absolute maximum price that could justify a "green" rating, though. When they are more expensive than usual, they rate lower accordingly.

Another reader comments, for "Antony and Cleopatra" (February 2007) that "Some of the action for this play takes place in balconies at the side of the stage and the scene covering the death of Antony takes place on a raised platform. All this activity is invisible from row K of the Dress Circle. The latter is a particularly significant loss."

No guarantee that other productions will have the same issues of course, but the monkey felt it worth readers knowing there have been problems in the past.

Wheelchair users have two spaces available by the removal of seats A 23 and 24, AA 10 and 11 or BB 4 and 5. The view isn't bad at all from here, and access is simple from the side street via a side door. See notes for more information.

The view from the slip seats, row AA and BB is poor from almost all seats. Without leaning forward the view is around a third of the stage...but if you do lean forward the person next to you is likely to do so too - and affect your view! Row BB seats 3 and 4 are the only seats the monkey would consider...and then only if the best of the other seats elsewhere at the same price have gone. They are just about acceptable for view and comfort, perhaps worth knowing about when seeking an elusive ticket for a "sold out" performance more than anything else. "Mamma Mia" (September 2012) will likely have row AA 10 to 12 removed and BB 4 to 6 crushed against the wall, out of use.

Legroom is likely to be uncomfortable for anyone over 5ft 5 or so in rows A, AA and BB (with the exception of row BB seats 3 and 4, which have a little more and will suit those up to around 5ft 9). For the rest of the rows, the central 6 seats in rows A to F have the most legroom. Those up to 5ft 9 should be O.K. here - the monkey would welcome opinions from those of this height in confirmation! Other seats in rows A to J are likely to be acceptable to anyone up to around 5ft 7 or so - the ends of row B have an inch or two more space in particular. Row K is more of a curiosity. For some reason, seats 1 to 6 are quite comfy for the 5ft 7 monkey brigade (and one person of 5ft 10 feels K6 as "reasonable" for them too)...then as you move along the row, legroom decreases until seats 19 to 24 get tight for those 5ft 4 or above.

 

Dress Circle Boxes
Boxes B and D are above the stalls boxes, between Dress and Upper Circle height. Only half the stage is visible, and then only by leaning forward. The seats are low and space is limited, possibly making them less than ideal for the tallest - though the seats can be moved around, which may help. Additionally, lighting or speakers can be placed at the sides of the boxes, sticking out and causing another view obstruction...and potential loud noise if speakers are in use. Behind Box B a retiring room and separate entrance from the street are available.

 

 

UPPER CIRCLE
Called the GRAND CIRCLE in this theatre.
The balcony overhangs the Upper Circle at row D, affecting the view of seats from row E back.

A low metal rail runs along the front of this circle, with double height bars guarding the aisles at the ends of row A. This badly intrudes into the view of row AA seats 12 and 13, and A 3 and 24. Those in A 4 and 23 and in the first two seats of rows B to D may also find these double bars a nuisance too. Shorter people in row A may also have a problem seeing over the lighting affixed to the front of this circle.

The Upper Circle has a main central block, plus two "slips." These slips are positioned at the edges of the circle, running along the theatre's side walls from the front of the circle towards the boxes and stage.

In the main central block, the circle has a pronounced curve from edge to centre. The result is that the first and last seven seats in rows D to F, plus the first and last five in A to C and first and last three in row G all lose the front corner (around a tenth) of the stage - more is lost the further to the ends of the row that you go, and the further back in the circle - row D onwards having the most noticeable reduction.

Irritatingly, when an extended stage is used, those in row C back miss a good few centimetres off the very front of the stage too - though this shouldn't be much of an issue, be aware of it. The monkey guesses that some leaning forward may occur in rows B and C...be prepared and try to resist doing it yourself, is the monkey advice.

Reader Lynn confirms this for previous production "Footloose", where the stage extended further than usual:
"Sat in the Grand Circle seat numbers B12 and 13, not a bad view although lost the view of the very front of the stage so had to lean forward on the kitchen scenes."

Another reader comments for "Hamlet" (December 2008),
"I had B3. Good value for £10 + £1.50 booking fee, I feel.  The view is slightly restricted, but it wasn't much of a problem.  I am 5' 9", which helps. A1 to at least A5 are for the very short only. I tried to move into A3, which was free, but couldn't get my legs in comfortably.  The good thing is that if you lean forward from B3, the rack is so steep you don't get in the way of the person in row C behind (I'm a good wee theatre-goer - I checked with the lady behind before the production started.)"

Maybe this and B23 are also worth a shot at £20 or less for those who find the balcony too high, feels the monkey. Nearby, "Mamma Mia" (September 2012) has B 4, 5, 21 and 22 a good deal cheaper than the seats next to them... again a possible, feels the monkey, if central rows C and D are busy.

Notwithstanding the leaning potential, the monkey likes row B and C seats 8 to 20 first, followed by the same numbers in D and E then E and F and the other seats in A to D. Compared to rear stalls, the view of the stage is about the same in distance but the restriction of view is perhaps less noticeable in the stalls - missing the top of the stage is preferable to missing the sides, the monkey personally feels, though others may disagree.

"Mamma Mia" (September 2012) has row D cheaper than C at weekends only... the monkey would take D for a similar view for less cash... When all seats are the same price, it wouldn't go further back than it has to - and not beyond F without a discount, really.

One readers spotted a problem when the stage was extended for "Spring Awakening" (March 2009),
"E10 and E11: The front of the stage was not visible from these seats, and there is frequent use of that area of the stage. This unfortunately means that many people were leaning forwards (and with the production being aimed at younger people, the seats were full of many inexperienced theatre goers who don't realise how leaning forwards completely ruins the production for anyone sat behind).  As many of those people leaning forwards for the view of the front of the stage realised that by leaning forwards they got a better view of everything on the stage, they spent most of the production leaning forwards.  This meant that about 50% of the people around and in front of us were leaning forwards for a large proportion of the show, and so for this particular performance, I would not recommend these seats."

This carries on for "Betty Blue Eyes" in March 2011,
"D7 and 8: Tickets purchased at the preview price of £30 with no mention on the Delfont Mackintosh website on any restrictions. I know the Theatremonkey site mentions issues with leaning etc but with the forestage being used for Betty about a quarter of sage left is obscured due to the curve of the circle and the subsequent leaning of the front 3 rows from D7 and D8.
Raised it with Theatre Manager in interval (as did several others in the same area) but was told not the theatre's problem as producers had decided these seats aren't restricted. May be worth paying slightly more and go for rear stalls for an unobstructed view unless price is dropped."
 

End seats in A to G for "Mamma Mia" (September 2012) are much cheaper - Monkey thinks them worth skipping for those who want to see the whole stage; though they do have the advantage of being a cheap way to see the show from a perch below the balcony for anybody willing to tolerate the loss. Aisle seats also do provide comfort rather than view.

Reader Rich comments,
"D25 is really poor.  So much of the stage is cut off by the edge of the circle.  If you combine this with everyone who leans forward I think I could only see about half of the stage. Thankfully 'Hamlet' (December 2008) had a backdrop of mirrors; I found myself watching some of the show via those mirrors!"

Moving further back, rows G and H are not bad if cheap, but the monkey would prefer Balcony central rows C and D for view, and at a lower price. The view may be further away, but there is no overhang to contend with in the balcony.

Row AA, as the slips have been designated, had the monkey scratching its head. From seat AA 1 to 7, and AA 18 to 24 you see nothing of the stage without leaning forwards. If everyone leans forwards, aside from chronic cramp / indigestion, you'll block the view of those beside you, so everyone sees even less! The rest of the seats in row AA are not much better. At a pinch 10, 11, 14 and 15 provide some view (about a third of the stage) and may be a way to see a production if you HAVE to see that performance. Otherwise for the same money, judge Theatremonkey says "get thee to the balcony, rows C and D for preference, but any balcony seat has to be better than these!"

A reader comments,
"Sat in the Upper Circle, seats AA11 and 12 (slips).  Bought them online and the theatre plan wasn't as good as yours so showed the seats being more central.  They also weren't advertised as restricted view.  The metal safety bars did obstruct when sitting back in your seat properly, but leaning forward you had a good view.  For "Antony & Cleopatra" (February 2007) with minimal set this wasn't really an issue, but I can see it being a problem.  If you can't afford anything better these seats were ok, though depending on the show and the set they could give a worse view. On the plus side there was a handy storage space for bags behind the seat!"

The monkey would note that it isn't a good idea to store anything valuable (or coats with anything important like wallets or credit cards in the pockets) behind the seats, just in case someone sneaks off with the items while you are watching the show... it has been known to happen...

Legroom in this circle is a variable minefield. Tight for anyone over 5ft 6 in rows AA and A, the true horror is row A seats 12 and 13 - seat 13 in particular. A fuse box for the lighting fixed to the front of this circle protrudes into the already limited legroom. While some adjustment has been made to the price (making it worth thinking about for those under 4ft 5 or so), the monkey cannot stress enough how much this pair should be missed, and would also warn ladies to watch their hosiery as they pass along the row...

Moving on, other seats in this circle should feel acceptable for anyone 5ft 8 or shorter. An extra inch or three of legroom can be had in the centre of row B, from seat 7 to 20 where the circle curves. In rows C and D there is also an extra inch or so in the central six seats too, the monkey feels. Legroom lovers may also like C1 and 26 which have a little extra space for one leg to stretch into. Indeed, the ends of rows B to F all curve a tiny bit backwards, providing that extra inch or so.

 

 

BALCONY
This balcony has a most interesting perspective on the stage. For some reason the positioning made the monkey feel it was hovering almost directly above the stage, with a "birds eye" view of it. The effect was disconcerting for a moment (those with vertigo will want to avoid the front two rows), but then the monkey suddenly realised that it was rather a good thing...and it started to get interested in all the seats up here.

Double height bars run across the front of this circle, badly intruding into the view of those in row A, and slipping into the bottom of the view of those in row B too, while the extended stage is in use - and gets worse, the further the stage is extended.

Seats in row A are also taller, with an "S-shaped" curve to the back that may annoy a few. The monkey suspects those in row A may be tempted to lean forward to avoid the bars too - so those in row B may wish to be prepared.

In all rows it would avoid the first and last three seats as the curve of the circle causes the front edge of the stage to be lost. The end seats  in A to D are often cheaper - not for "Mamma Mia" (September 2012) - and are probably not worth it. Take C or D if you must.

Outside these, row C back is monkey advice. then pick D or B if "leaning potential" isn't an issue. It prefers D then E (in the purely non-narcotic sense of the letter in that statement of course!).

Readers Maureen, Jackie, Frances and Lou (on a ladies' night out) felt the same, they say:
"Bought balcony tickets directly from theatre Row D - quite high up - looking down on stage. Once you are used to the height there is no problem."

Another reader feels differently, though,
"We were given E7 and E8 in the balcony - if you have vertigo then beware!! I am sure I could just about touch the ceiling if I tried!! Wow it was high , a sort of overhead view , for me it spoilt the enjoyment of the show.

We moved to C3 and 4 when the show started as they were empty, but this turned out worse as I had someone in front who was tall and large and I had to lean forward to see. I then get a tap on my shoulder "could you sit back please as I cannot see!!" It was a very hot night and with poor legroom, the first half was terrible for me.

In the second half I changed seats with my wife and it was a lot better, although still looking down on the performance rather than at it.

I for one would not sit it the balcony again , although I will probably go and see the show again, but in a better seat of my choice."

Be aware of the vertigo, is the monkey comment.

One other reader also warns,
"I was in row C of the Balcony for 'Midsummer Night's Dream' on Saturday night 24th January 2009, and have never been so cold in a theatre. A draft swept along this row as it leads onto the exit and it felt as if the doors weren't closed. I could also hear every car that drove by - it was like an open air performance; I fetched my coat and put up my hood, but gave up the struggle and went home during Act 2."

At the back, the monkey fell instantly for row E seats 7 to 17. Cheap, with a decent view for the price and some legroom too, the monkey felt these a gem worth knowing about. Behind it, row F also has a surprisingly good view, but less legroom alas. With all seats the same price, you may wish to sit further forward for the same bananas, but the monkey still just likes these few seats anyway if you can't get the ones in front.

In row F for "Eurobeat," one reader comments,
"We sat in F5 and 6. Although up high we didn't think the seats were too bad - until the show started. It opens with a little bit of a chat shown on a large screen at the back of the stage - to which we could only see the bottom half. It was also displayed on 2 smaller screens, presumably for us in the Gods to see, but we thought the screens were too small."

On the subject of legroom, rows C and D have the most, with seats 7 to 17 having maximum available. Those up to around 5ft 9 should feel reasonably comfortable here, with those of 5ft 7 or less satisfied with other seats in these rows, and also row B and E. Row F has less legroom, and a 5ft 7 person may find it tight, while those of 5ft 5 or more should certainly skip row A. Seat D1 has a little more legroom too, and B1 has extra space for one leg to spread into as well.

 

Notes
Total 1015 seats.

Air-conditioned.

Infrared loop with headsets available from cloakroom to the right of the main entrance doors in the main foyer. Occasional audio described and signed performances. Guide dogs can be dogsat by staff in the cloakroom. Wheelchair users have access via a side entrance, to seats at the edge of the Dress Circle. Access to an adapted toilet through the corridor is also available - walls slightly curved, so be prepared to manoeuvre a little in larger chairs. Theatre helpline 0844 482 5137. A "venue access guide" from the team who created book "Theatremonkey, A Guide to London's West End," is available to download in PDF format by clicking here.

No food except bar snacks, Ice cream and confectionery.

Four bars; 2 Stalls, 1 Dress Circle and 1 Upper Circle. Private rooms for hospitality / functions are available leading from some bars - contact box office for details.

7 toilets; Stalls 1 gents 2 cubicles, 1 ladies 5 cubicles, Dress Circle 1 ladies 4 cubicles, 1 gents 1 cubicle, 1 unisex disabled; Upper Circle 1 ladies 5 cubicles, Balcony 1 gents 1 cubicle. Note that the layout of this theatre means that facilities on each level are accessible to more than one level of seating. The "ladies' facilities" in particular are exceptionally well appointed with considerately placed hanging hooks and other small attentions to detail not generally found in West End theatre restrooms. Gents will also find their restrooms a pleasure to use too.

The monkey gratefully acknowledges the help received in the compilation of this information.

 

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On leaving the station, turn right and walk into the large pedestrian plaza that is Covent Garden. If you see a long road with cars in front of you, wrong way.

On entering the plaza space, turn to your left and walk along the collonaded area. If you see Tesco Metro Supermarket or a bank, Wrong way.

Keep walking ahead as far as the collonaded area will allow (it forms the outer part of the market Square). Follow it to the right. At the end of the building is Russell Street.

Walk along Russell Street, crossing one road, until you reach a street corner with the Fortune Theatre to the left and the Drury Lane theatre ahead of you on the opposite side of the road. Take the road to your right, Catherine Street and walk on past the entrance of the Drury Lane theatre. If you do not pass the entrance doors, or pass the Fortune theatre, wrong way.

Walk on past the Duchess Theatre, change to the other side of the road from it and the Novello Theatre is at the end of the street on the left. 
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If it is open, then leave the station turning left. If you see the river, wrong way!

Go up the steps and cross the road ahead of you. Keep walking straight on up Arundel Street (the road sloping upwards ahead of you).  Make sure you are on the left hand side pavement.

At the top of Arundel Street is "The Strand" and The Aldwych", a busy road intersection and cluster of buildings. You should not cross the road. Just turn to your left and walk down the Strand. 

Keep going until you come to another busy junction at the end of the buildings. Look to your right and the Novello Theatre is on the corner across some busy roads. Use the pedestrian crossings to get to it!

 

Buses:
6, 11, 13, 15, all stop on the Aldwych almost in front of the theatre.

 

Car Park:
Parker Street, under the New London Theatre. Exit the Car Park and stand with your back to the main foyer of the theatre. Cross the road ahead of you and turn to your right. The street corner is there ahead of you. If not, wrong way. At the corner of the street, Turn left into Drury Lane and walk along it. If you pass the New London Theatre, wrong way.

Walk straight on, crossing Great Queen Street. Continue down Drury Lane. Please cross to the other side of the street and continue, crossing over Broad Court and Martlett Court until you come to a four way crossroads.

Turn to your right at these crossroads. Do not cross any street. Just walk ahead down Russell Street. Cross Crown Court and continue straight on, changing to the other side of the street. 

The end of this street has the Drury Lane Theatre as its corner. Turn to your left at this corner to walk past the Drury Lane Theatre entrance. This is Catherine Street and walking downhill, the Duchess Theatre is halfway along on the other side of the road. If you come to Covent Garden pedestrian piazza, wrong way. 

The Novello Theatre is at the end of the street on the left. 

 

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A medical view of the show...

PMMS
“It’s No Laughing Matter”


Are you increasingly irritable, short-tempered and cranky? Do you suffer from anxiety, night sweats, compulsivity? Have you gained or lost substantial amounts of weight either before or after a certain West End show? Do you spend on theatre tickets beyond your means? Do you endlessly surf the Internet looking for the most trivial minutia relating to certain cast members? Could the West End be affecting your work and or home life? Researchers now say that a newly emerging field of consumer psychology has been accumulating some pretty strong evidence in favor of just such a syndrome now termed (Pre-Mamma Mia Syndrome or (PMMS). PMMS is the name of a group of symptoms that start 7 to 14 days before a performance. The symptoms usually stop soon after the show begins.

Most fans feel some discomfort before Mamma Mia performances. But if you have PMMS, you may feel so anxious, depressed or uncomfortable that you can't cope at home or at work. Some of the symptoms of PMMS are listed below. Your symptoms may be worse some months and better others depending on the current cast.


Symptoms of PMMS
• Acne
• Bloated abdomen
• Constipation
• Crying spells (before show) laughing spells (during show)
• Depression
• Fast heartbeat
• Feeling hungry
• Feeling irritable or tense
• Feeling tired
• Feeling anxious
• Headache
• Joint pain
• Mood swings
• Not feeling as interested in sex (before show)
• Feeling too interested in sex (after show)
• Tender and swollen breasts
• Compulsion to buy Lycra undergarments (further exacerbating breast tenderness)
• Trouble concentrating
• Trouble sleeping
• Swollen hands or feet
• Wanting to be alone
• Weight gain (weight gain may be more imagined than real due to the Lycra).


What causes PMMS?
No one knows for sure. But PMMS seems to be linked in part to changes in hormone levels in anticipation of upcoming shows. PMMS is not generally thought to be caused by stress or psychological problems, but rather the catharsis brought on by the hilarious, spontaneous, optimistic, wholesome ABBA overdose that comprises the Mamma Mia experience.


How is PMMS diagnosed?
Your doctor may ask you to keep track of your symptoms on a calendar (measured from Friday matinee’s). If your symptoms follow the same pattern each month, you may have PMMS.

Your doctor may also want to examine you and do some tests to rule out other problems. Some other syndromes emerging in the West End are:

1. SOMNNAGAMM (Sound Of Music Not Nearly As Good As Mamma Mia).

2. WICMRWMMTEH (Wicked Is Crap Must Replace With Mamma Mia To Eliminate Halitosis [Bad Taste In Mouth]).

3. BBSIGBNMMMTMDE (Blood Brothers Is Great But Need Multiple Mamma Mia’s To Mitigate Depressive Effect).

4. LIIDTDYMKS (Laughter-Induced Incontinence Due To Does Your Mother Know Scene).

5. DIHDDQS (Donna-Induced Hernia During Dancing Queen Scene).

6. JIGBTDRMEMMH (Joseph Is Good But Too Disney Requiring More Earthy Mamma Mia Humor).



Below are some common statements made by typical sufferers:

1. “I've been cheated by you since I don't know when” (paranoia)
2. “I don't know how but I suddenly lose control” (post-show promiscuity, impulsivity)
3. “Just one look and I can hear a bell ring” (auditory hallucinations)
4. “Theres a fire within my soul” (hot flushes)
5. “One more look and I forget everything, o-o-o-oh” (Hysterical amnesia)
6. “Mamma Mia, here I go again” (OCD or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (repeat ticket purchases])
7. “When you’re gone How can I even try to go on?
When you’re gone Though I try how can I carry on?” (feelings of loss during cast changes, or worse, the show being cancelled (thought to be irrational, as the show shows no sign of ever being cancelled).
8. “You seem so far away though you are standing near” (Hysterical far-sightedness [thought to be related to hysterical blindness]).
9. “If you change your mind, I'm the first in line, Honey I'm still free, “Take a chance on me” (excessive and unhealthy neediness often associated with co-dependency” [also known as the Bill and Hillary Clinton syndrome]).
10. “Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa” (Incoherent speech in the presence of cast members).
11. “Chiquitita, you and I cry, But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you” (Bipolar or manic-depressive [elated one moment, depressed the next])
12. “Sometimes I wish that I could freeze the picture, And save it from the funny tricks of time, Slipping through my fingers...” (romanticizing the past with an inability to appreciate the present)
13. “You come in to look for a king” (Unrealistic expectations about men [knight in shining armour syndrome])
14. “Anybody could be that guy” (Low self-esteem and hence, unrealistically low expectations for men)
15. “Knowing me, knowing you, There is nothing we can do” (Mind reading, fatalistic, overly dramatic [results from poor communication skills])
16. “I've been so lucky, I am the girl with golden hair” (“Blonds have more fun” syndrome [usually suffered by brunettes])
17. “One of us is crying” (persecution complex)
“One of us is lying” (paranoia)
18. “In her lonely bed” (nymphomania)
19. “Super trouper beams are gonna blind me, But I wont feel blue, Like I always do” (PMMS mixed with SAD [Seasonal Affective disorder]), Usually treatable with full-spectrum lights and two matinees.
20. “I dont wanna talk, About the things we've gone through, Though its hurting me, Now its history, I've played all my cards, And that's what you've done too. Nothing more to say,
No more ace to play” (Hopelessness brought on by compulsive gambling [a very debilitating mix]).

How is PMMS treated?
There is no cure for PMMS, but eating a healthy diet, exercising regularly and taking medicine may help. Doctors say that for now, the only reliable way to control the most severe symptoms is to save your money and keep going with protective undergarments for the “Does Your Mother Know” and Dancing Queen scenes. A trust fund has been established by “The Society for Dancing Queens” to treat the most needy cases. If you believe you may be afflicted with this debilitating condition, please contact:

The Center for the Reduction of Jubilation,
just off Leicester Square, Care of Dr. Killjoy,
334 Coventry Street, Westminster, London, W1C 6AX

In an attempt to wean the most stubborn addicts off the show, a controlled trial will begin in the Spring of 2008. Treatment will involve attending progressively worse shows beginning with shows of acceptable quality and then progressing to the very worst shows that should have already been closed.

• Minors may also be admitted to the trial on a case-by-case basis contingent on completing the “Does your Mother Know” consent form.
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About the Authors:

Doctors T and G Winey are freelance medical journalists and have written for such publications as:

1. The Royal Academy of Abdominal Hilarity
2. The American Urological Society for the study of Laughter-Induced Incontinence...


 

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