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TRAFALGAR STUDIOS ONE
(Formerly the Whitehall Theatre)
For TRAFALGAR STUDIOS TWO, Click Here.


 


FAT PIG (comedy)
Previews from 16th May, opens 27th May 2008.

Librarian Helen is bright, funny, sexy... and density-enhanced to a greater-than-average degree. When Tom first meets her, there is a connection... but given Helen's looks, office comments start to fly.

Kris Marshall is re-united with "Sold" co-star Ella Smith in this comedy written and directed by Neil LaBute.

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Theatremonkey Opinion:

Neil LaBute is probably right when he assumes, for this play, that body size is now one of the few reasons office friends could raise to object and mock a relationship. Thankfully, race and colour are absolutely out as weapons... yet shape isn't.

Four excellent performances see Helen (Ella Smith) and Tom (Robert Webb) judged by workmate Carter (Kris Marshall) and Tom's on / off girlfriend Jeannie (Joanna Page). Carter sums up the fear of anyone different with a brutality that lifts this out of sitcom and into drama territory, while Jeannie provides physical contrast as well as an acid reactive to events.

What we don't get is an understanding of why Helen reached that size, but then, do we need to? She may not know herself, and seems busy enough dealing with the issue on a daily basis without stopping for deeper and more painful contemplation. Perhaps it is this which is lacking in the production itself - and which could have taken it to a different level.

On the other hand, the sheer normality of the situation, and what it uncovers, does still make for a thought-provoking evening, and one well worth seeing.
 

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(2 reviews)

Neil Labute's comedy 'Fat Pig,' is a brutally honest and poignantly realistic insight into human behavior. Watching from my front row seat at Trafalgar Studios, I was completely engrossed all the way through the play. Having heard a couple of derogatory comments by two men in the foyer - oh the irony - I wasn't sure what some of the audience would make of the play, but I feel that us larger ladies in the audience were thinking, thank goodness, someone finally 'gets it' and is brave enough to address the issue of people's obsession with size 0.

Ella Smith was wonderful as Helen, the plus sized love interest of Tom. Her American accent was spot on. Robert Webb's performance was also wonderful as he played the sensitive, good looking but slightly embarrassed Tom. The supporting roles of the shallow Carter and bitchy Jeannie were also played well by Kris Marshall and Joanna Page.

Although it had me laughing my socks off in places, I found this a very thought provoking play, and was asking myself questions most of the way home. As for the two men who made the comments in the foyer. Could they be asking themselves questions? - probably not - but there's a glimmer of hope that they just may well be.

J

17th May 2008.
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I saw 'Fat Pig' on the 3rd July 2008. The foyer for the Studios is quite small, but on a summer day it's nice to sit outside. 'Fat Pig' is the best play I've ever seen in the West End. Even better than 'The Woman in Black', and even I didn't think I would say that.

The lovely Ella Smith is a beautiful actress and definitely blew me away. I found her hilarious and I still remember all her lines. Her character is much like that of 'Elphaba' in Wicked, being treated differently; and in comparison 'Helen' reacts much more calmly about the way people treat her.

Kris Marshall is still an amazing actor, as he always is. Definitely funny and I love his American toned accent. Worth watching, he is an awesome actor and his character 'Carter' is very different from anything else I've seen. Carter really is one of those characters who you really just want to scream at, although at one point he shows a softer side, which surprisingly you actually find yourself feeling sympathy for.

Joanna Page surprised me. I thought, though her character role is much smaller, she really brought something to the play. Her character had the most depth and sides, and you could see her emotions clearly acted out.

And last, but not least, Robert Webb. Playing the main character who is trapped in two sides. He starts the play and makes us laugh without even speaking. I've never liked his comedy shows before, but this was truly exceptional.

The ending is very sad and I really didn't want it to end on that scene. I find it ironic that 'Helen' has been dealing with comments her whole life and the comments are about her so more personal. However, 'Tom' has comments not about him, but about someone he loves and he can't deal with this and becomes confused where he only has these comments in a few months. I definitely didn't see that coming.

The set is rotating and I really like the way it's done, how one side never changes and the other always does. It is quite clever how the set is being changed throughout the scene and you don't even notice. Really liked it, so brilliant and everything.

Sat in Row Q in seats 5 and 6. It's a steep view, but not restricted at all. Totally worth the price. The only problem I would say with these seats are that if you have a comedy and people are laughing, you miss some of the lines at the back because they don't use microphones. But obviously it's not just row Q, so it's fine. And may I note row N is £10 more expensive and there is no difference in view.

I was planning on going to the stage door after to get autographs, but when we got round the corner, they were already half way across the street. So for people planning on going, literally RUN! I'm going to get my autographs later in the month...

Pip
 

 

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Performance Schedule:
The monkey advises checking performance times on your tickets and that performances are happening as scheduled, before travelling.

Monday to Saturday at 7.30pm
Thursday and Saturday at 2.30pm and 7.30pm

Runs 2 hours approximately.

 

Ticket Prices:

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Rows A to N: £45
Row P: £40
Row Q: £35
Rows AA, BB and CC: £25

Boxes B, C, D and F £35 per seat


Booking online through www.theambassadors.com reduces ticket prices as follows:

£45 seats reduced to £42.50,
£40 seats reduced to £39
£35 seats reduced to £34

 

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Buying Tickets Online:

Other Box Office Information

Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
Ambassador Theatre Group, the theatre group's own website provide the service for this theatre.
This site allows you to select your own seat from those available.

Booking fees per transaction online bookings:
£3 per transaction (not per ticket) fee is made - towards diet pills, thinks the monkey.

Booking online through www.theambassadors.com for this production reduces ticket prices as follows:

£45 seats reduced to £42.50,
£40 seats reduced to £39
£35 seats reduced to £34

These online booking reductions are not available through any ticket outlet except the Ambassadors Theatre Group website above.

Other Online Choices (with S.T.A.R. genuine ticket agencies):

www.ticketmaster.co.uk provide an alternative with the same fee as the box office - £3 per booking NOT per ticket applies to each transaction - the same as by telephone. Be aware that the computer offers tickets at random. If you are unhappy with its choice, keep re-selecting using the "Back" button on your browser, NOT the "reselect button" on the page, until you get tickets you consider worthwhile. Note that the tickets offered may differ between phone and online sources.

When the box office does not have what you require, the Theatremonkey Ticketshop offers an extra selection of top price £45 seats with a £4.50 per ticket booking fee (£3 on £30 preview seats). Slightly higher than the box office, but lower than most agencies. Worth checking if the box office cannot provide the exact tickets you might require. Simply select the show from the "drop down" menu in the centre of the page. Note that this system will confirm exact seat numbers prior to purchase.

Another alternative is www.seetickets.com / telephone 0870 830 0200 which offers £45 seats with a £4.50 per ticket booking fee (£3 on £30 preview seats) and £1.60 per booking (not per ticket) postal charge.

Encore Tickets offer £45 seats with an £11.50 booking fee per ticket  (£7.50 on £30 preview seats) - plus optional UK postage of £1 per booking, not per ticket, available if time allows. Discounts and "Meal and Show" packages may also be available. Quality and Value hotel / theatre ticket packages are also available.

Other Independent S.T.A.R. ticket agencies may also offer an alternative choice of seats.


 

Box Office Information:
Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
Telephone: 0870 060 6632
( 020 8544 7424 if you cannot use the 0870 number)
Operated by the Ambassador Theatre group's own phoneroom from 9am until 10pm (Sundays 10am until 8pm). Outside these hours the Ticketmaster agency answer calls on their behalf.

Booking fees per transaction for telephone bookings:
£3 per transaction (not per ticket) fee is made - towards diet pills, thinks the monkey.

Booking online through www.theambassadors.com for this production reduces ticket prices as follows:

£45 seats reduced to £42.50,
£40 seats reduced to £39
£35 seats reduced to £34

These online booking reductions are not available through any ticket outlet except the Ambassadors Theatre Group website above.

For personal callers or by post: Trafalgar Studios Theatre, Whitehall, London. SW1A 2DY
No booking fee for personal callers.

Special Access Needs Customers:
Wheelchair users and other registered disabled theatregoers can book their seats on 0844 8717 677 and enquire about concessionary prices that may be available to them. The wheelchair users line connects directly to the theatre chain central phoneroom in London during working hours. See Notes.

 

 
 
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Theatre Seat Opinions:
Please remember that cheaper seats often do not offer the same view / location quality as top price ones, and that ticket prices are designed to reflect this difference.

Seating Plan Diagram

Notes

On first viewing, the monkey gained the following impression. Obviously it takes time for a new venue to "settle in", and reader comments are particularly welcome: Contact Us.

The auditorium is a single bank of seats, (the old Whitehall Theatre Dress Circle) with extra rows added at the front. There is normally no raised stage, row A is on the floor level - a large area running from between the seats and past the old proscenium to the back wall of the original stage. 

Beautifully designed sightlines, around a third of seating is below actor's eye level, a third at eye level and a third above it. Expect meaningful contact to be made here, thinks the monkey! This theatre is a real gem, and the monkey predicts that actors and directors will fight to work here…

The front rows wrap around the stage area, defining it. For the current production, all rows from D back are in a single block, with rows AA, A, B, C and D split by a public entranceway in the centre. Rows A and B have further seats at the sides of the stage, divided from the central seats by the main side aisles. A fair view from these extra seats, with a touch more legroom than central block seats further back in the theatre.

Row AA, consisting of six seats placed directly in front of row A are in use. Those in row A seats 11 to 13 should be aware that the view may be a problem for shorter people.  The interaction with the actors will delight "total experience" theatre-lovers seated here, though those wishing to be less involved may prefer to be seated more centrally. As one reader puts it,

"The seats we purchased for "Elling" (AA4 and AA5) were superb as they're right at the front. Also as the stage floor is at the same level as our seats there were times we had John Simms acting no more than an arms length from us."

Even better, for "Fat Pig" they are discounted on the day of the show too - great value feels the monkey.

another says, when row AA isn't in use,

"We had seats in row A and were surprised to find quite how close we were to the action... so close that an actor dripped sweat on my dress as he walked past!" 

Further round to the sides, seating in rows BB and CC extends down the edges of the stage. The monkey remembers this from the original opening production in this venue of "Othello"... an interesting view is guaranteed for those sitting here, it thinks - and good at a lower price too - take before row N for more legroom in fact.

In the central two blocks of rows A to C, a low wall surrounds the audience access doors. No interference with sightlines, but purists and claustrophobics might want to avoid the seat right next to the wall - note that there is no aisle here. Otherwise, monkey predicts that these are going to be the seats audiences will fight for. 

The fun in rows A to C comes between seats B 2 and 3, B 12 and 13, and C 3 and 4 and C15 and 16. Between each of these pairs of seats, there is a small gap as the row curves around the stage. This means that the seats face eachother very slightly. No problem on view - indeed, it adds to the intimacy of the experience, but those seated may find their legs slightly intertwined with those of a neighbour! One for a date, perhaps…

Moving back to row D, seats 12 to 16 are directly behind the wall of the public entrance. A roller-coaster style safety rail in front of D 13 to 15 provides something to grip, and could annoy shorter people seated here. The monkey isn't keen on D 11 to 17 for this reason.

It is, though, very keen on the view from many of the rows behind. The rake is wonderfully judged - steep enough to provide a good view to the back of the playing area, shallow enough to avoid that "falling forward" feeling. Tall safety bars behind row K also protects those seated there from falling bodies and provides a place to dry washing during the performance. They cause no problems with the view, being behind the row, the monkey just thought it would remark on it!

Of the top priced bank of seats, it picks rows F 11 to 21 at top price (one reader comments that the view is great, but the row E legroom is much more attractive - folk can move along the row without those seated having to stand up, he notes), with G and H behind that.

Reader Jane confirms the feeling about row E,
" row E... great view and loads of leg room.

Behind her, reader Daniella C. says,
"I sat in Row F and had a good view as all the seats are raised."

A few people comment that the seats feel a little high up, from row G back, though, and a reader notes that:

"In Row G it wasn't the leg-room that was the problem, but the width-room...

I have seldom been so uncomfortable in my life.  Fortunately the friend I took fled at the interval he was so uncomfortable, which of course made the second act far better for me! (and which I duly enjoyed much more)."

May be worth dieting, thinks the monkey...though there are more comments on legroom and width to come - so read on...

Monkey regular seat connoisseur James says,
"Sat in H15 to H17 for a one-off cabaret performance.  Excellent sightlines and good acoustics from here.

Sat in J27 and J28 for “Dealer’s Choice” in December 2007. The seats are quite narrow and the legroom isn’t great, BUT, the view is fantastic. Even being just two seats from the end of the row, you don’t feel like the viewing angle makes you miss any action and the excellent rake ensures that your view is not blocked by the person in front."

Once past row J or so you feel further from the action (and P and Q are physically a noticeable way back from the stage), but the sightlines are clear, with nothing in the way except that strangely placed central entrance door!

Reader Maia notes of row Q:
"I have absolutely no complaints at all about the distance or view to the stage."

Reader Pip elaborates:
"Sat in Row Q in seats 5 and 6. It's a steep view, but not restricted at all. Totally worth the price. The only problem I would say with these seats are that if you have a comedy and people are laughing, you miss some of the lines at the back because they don't use microphones. But obviously it's not just row Q, so it's fine. And may I note row N is £10 more expensive and there is no difference in view."

Cheaper, the monkey likes row Q too.

All other seats appear to offer very, very decent views for the money, though the monkey feels top price steep for rows L, M and N.

Some boxes are in use for the current production. They may offer legroom, but part of the action is missed at the edges of the stage area  For legroom and chair width lovers more than most others.

Barfly Lucy comments:
"As a 5ft 2-er I was delighted to find that it was irrelevant as to how tall the person sitting in front of me was because I'd still be able to see! It was fantastic! I didn't notice any problems with the room in front or either side of me in row G, though admittedly I'm a very small fly. I won't hesitate to re-visit if there's a show on that I want to see, a good 'intimate space' and a fantastic view!"

 

Regular reader Sean puts another view on the whole matter, though:
"I am 5foot 11 inches tall. If you pay £40 plus and sit in Rows A-F you might be fine, but any other seat should be avoided. But if you are a midget and get a cheaper seat then bring your binoculars, you are quite high and seem very distant from the action if you sit at the back (still expensive tix). I must stop, but this Theatre is an overpriced farce!"

"Row K had less legroom than the last row of Upper Circles in the West End for me. It really is amazing how the Ambassadors can build a new auditorium within the old one and make the seating worse. I was so uncomfortable sitting for 3 minutes before the show that I pleaded with the person on the end of the row to move up one (it was group of A level students), thank God she did, but even these small women were uncomfortable. I was unable to sit back as there is no legroom, meaning my back was hunched throughout the play, my shins were in the back of the seat in front and my knees and legs were touching the head of the person in front of me. As for my feet, if I had not taken my shoes off I would have been unable to stand it. As it was I had to turn sideways for much of the play and was seriously considering leaving in the interval."

If I wasn't such a follower of the theatre I would make a rash promise to never enter the doors of the Whitehall again, but I can't!  But I will dissuade occasional theatregoers not to casually see anything at this theatre."

Another reader, Andy, adds more information:

I visited the Trafalgar Studios last night for the first time - being 5ft 6 inches tall I thought the leg room comments (above) would not be a problem.

But From Row K on the aisle I have to say that to paraphrase from Sweeney Todd "these must be the worst seats in London.....". They are horribly narrow, no arms, and awful leg room.  It really is incomprehensible given the recent redevelopment.  A guy in front had moved, as "...a large lady had overflowed onto half his original seat".

It is such a shame, as the venue is otherwise wonderful - superb sight lines to the stage even from seat K1 and good acoustics".

The monkey has downgraded rows K and L due to this problem, and can only advise the front six rows to those for whom it may be a real issue.

Legroom is normally excellent in row A when they are at stage level with nothing in front of them, and acceptable in rows B to D to all but the tallest. The box office rate row E too (as does a reader who feels it the best in the place), along with the ends of rows E to G where they curve round; but EXCEPTIONALLY tight (even for the averagely dimensioned person, see above) in other seats - which seem unchanged from the previous arrangement of the Dress Circle. Narrow seats and lack of armrests compound the issue, alas.

 

Notes
Seats 382 maximum.

Air-conditioned auditorium, officially, often not functioning though...and gets hot when it is not working!

No food except Ice cream and confectionery.

Guide dog sitter available. Infrared system using headsets for the deaf. Wheelchair users can transfer to seats at the ends of some rows. There is not direct access for users, however, as there are a number of doors and stairs to negotiate into the theatre. More information is available from the theatre helpline 0844 8717 677.

No food except Ice cream and confectionery.

Two bars; Foyer and Stalls. Foyer bar not always in use. 
Barfly Lucy comments that:
"The Stalls bar was good, although tended to get a bit busy closer to the show, it's almost like a 'holding pen' for people to wait before they go in because there's not really a foyer."

4 Toilets; Stalls leading from the bar: 1 gents 2 cubicles, 1 ladies 3 cubicles; At circle level near the entrance to the highest rear rows of the theatre, there is another: 1 gents 1 cubicle, 1 ladies 4 cubicles.

 

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Getting to this Theatre
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Nearest Underground Station:
Charing Cross - Bakerloo (brown) and Northern (black) lines. Also Main rail network terminus.

Plan your tube journey to this station using the button below:

For a photograph illustrated version of this walking route, click here.

Leave the station by following signs from the platforms to the STRAND street exits. Walk straight ahead into the underground shopping arcade and keep going straight on into the light. If, underground, you pass Davenports Magic shop, turn around and walk the other way.

Take the left-hand staircase up to street level. In front of you is a very busy road, the Strand. Brook Street Employment Agency must be on your right as you face the road.

If you see a sidestreet, with Brook Street Employment Agency on your left, turn around and walk towards the busy road instead - you took the wrong stairs.

Now facing the busy road: Walk to it and turn to your left. Walk towards Trafalgar Square - the big open area in front of you! You'll cross the front of Charing Cross station as you walk there, so mind out for the taxi entrances.

Go straight on, and follow the street as it curves. Use the first  pedestrian crossing that you come to to cross Northumberland Avenue. Once over it, turn slightly right (so you face into Trafalgar Square) and follow the path around the big building in front of you. 

Once around it, bear left at the next street you come to. Use the pedestrian crossing to cross to the theatre, which will be ahead of you to your left down the street called Whitehall.

 

Buses:
3, 11, 12, 24, 53, 77, 77A, 88, 91, 139, 159 and 453  stop nearby.

 

Car Park:
Spring Gardens. On leaving the car park walk into Trafalgar Square. The first major road you come to is Whitehall. Turn down it and the theatre is clearly visible in the same side of the road. Call Westminster City Council car parks on 0800 243 348 or see www.westminster.gov.uk/carparks for details. At this car park, parking under the "Theatreland Parking Scheme" allows a 50% discount in cost. Spaces CANNOT be reserved at these prices, so choose whether you would prefer to book and pay more, or use this scheme.

If you choose the "Theatreland Parking Scheme", you must get your car park ticket validated at the theatre's box office counter (the theatre attendant will insert the car parking ticket into a small machine which updates the information held on the magnetic strip on the reverse, thus enabling the discount). When you pay using the machines at the car park, 50% will be deducted from the full tariff. You may park for up to 72 hours using this scheme and it is endorsed by the Society of London Theatre.

For a full list of car parks that participate in the 50% off theatreland scheme here see www.westminster.gov.uk/carparks/theatreland.cfm, and for a full list of theatres that participate in the scheme see www.westminster.gov.uk/carparks/theatres.cfm.

 

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