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LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE
(and "The Lounge")
 

(formerly The Venue Theatre -also note the "The Basement" is now "The Lounge")

Theatremonkey highlights many productions below. There are often even more, so for a full schedule of events, see www.leicestersquaretheatre.com, the official venue website.

 

"Main Auditorium" schedule includes:

 



 

COMEDY
Until Friday 10 February 2012
Stewart Lee: Carpet Remnant World
Tuesday to Saturday at 7.30pm & Saturday Matinee at 4.30pm
Week: £20, Weekends: £23
Extra £17 tickets may be available on the day (subject to availability)
What can a sexless middle aged married man, whose life now consists mainly of watching Scooby Doo cartoons with a four year old boy, possibly find to write comedy about? Formerly stand-up’s youthful iconoclast, Lee now gawps blankly at News 24 as Britain burns down around him, and blinks weirdly at the vast wayside retail outlets during endless journeys to and from increasingly indistinct provincial theatres. Once he lived on the pleasure planet. Now he is trapped in Carpet Remnant World. And so are you.

 

 


 



 

 

"The Lounge" schedule:


See www.leicestersquaretheatre.com for extra details of other productions.

 


THEATRE:

 

8 February - 3 March

Ezra Axelrod
Songs From The American Motel
Wednesday to Saturday at 7pm, Sunday at 5pm
£15-£10
With the musical audacity of early Elton John, the acerbic humour of Chelsea Handler and the narrative grit of Gus Van Sant, American recording artist Ezra Axelrod launches his debut album, Songs from the American Motel, with a month-long residency. Based on true events, Songs from the American Motel will take audiences on a journey through the 25-year-old artist’s outrageous life, from his childhood in the backwoods of the Wild West, through a picaresque adolescence in Latin America, to his new home in London’s Soho.

Monday 13 February
The Matey Institute presents The One Hour Plays
8.30pm
£10
With plenty of help from our audience, each play is conceived, devised, costumed, scripted and performed before your very eyes - with a newly painted backdrop and a freshly composed score! Art Attack meets Anneka Rice with live playwriting, this is a richly sensory spectacle which lays bare the nuts and bolts of the theatre in all its eccentricity.

Wednesday 15 until Sunday 19 February
All About Poe and his Return To Bath
9.15pm
£12-£10
Based on Edgar Allan Poe’s Masque Of The Red Death. Written and directed by Nick Pelas.
Meet the Red Plague, the horrible, hideous, loathsome disease that's ravaging the city. Meet Dominatrix Roberta Fox who has retreated to her castellated library and shut herself in with her select guests. A masquerade ball, fetish debauchery, excess and a shocker of an ending.

 

 

 

 

CABARET


5, 8, 9, 10 February 2012
Miss Hope Springs... Sings Her Songs
4, 8, 9, 10 February 2012 at 9.30pm
5 February at 4pm
£10 (£8 concessions)
Written and Performed by Ty Jeffries
Double Bass – Nigel Thomas
Drums – Sam Gleeson
Hitch a dazzling roller-coaster ride with ex-Las Vegas showgirl Miss Hope Springs as she continues on her journey from The Ritz to the pits in Miss Hope Springs… Sings Her Songs – the five-star, sold-out hit of the Brighton Festival Fringe.
Nightclub cabaret chanteuse Miss Hope Springs has left the glittering world of her residency at the Pink Pelican Casino in Las Vegas (now demolished) far behind her and is currently living in a Winnebago on Hove seafront.
“My husband Irving ran off with his gym buddy Carlos” reveals Hope,”and now I am all alone in the world. Starting out again on your own is tough when you are over sixt…erm, nearly forty”
From the tradition of torch singers and musical comedy stars of a bygone era, Miss Springs is the creation of composer and lyricist Ty Jeffries, son of late stage and screen legend Lionel Jeffries.
Classically trained at the Purcell School of Music, one-time Jean Paul Gaultier model Ty spent much of his childhood in Tinseltown rubbing shoulders with the likes of Shirley MacLaine, Shelly Winters, Diana Dors and Frank Sinatra, which adds veracity to his ‘stellar portrayal of a jaded faded star’ (Fringe Review). Aged seven Ty even danced with Fred Astaire down Sunset Boulevard after a family dinner.
Ty played the piano and sang at The Ritz, Langan’s Brasserie and The Kensington Roof Gardens, went on to be signed as a composer and lyricist to Elton John’s Rocket Music and collaborated with artists as diverse as Vangelis, Neneh Cherry, Chaka Khan and Billy MacKenzie and The Associates.
Playing the piano and singing live, accompanied by jazz double bass and drums, Ty’s Miss Hope Springs…Sings Her Songs is an affectionate and convincing recreation of a 1970s lounge act in the tradition of Peggy Lee and Blossom Dearie with the additional modern twist of flawless gender illusion and award-winning original songs. Add whip-smart banter and you have a formula for an evening of musical comedy cabaret that is completely unique.



 

 

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Performance Schedule:
The monkey advises checking performance times on your tickets and that performances are happening as scheduled, before travelling.

For Comedy performances, see under individual listings above.

 

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Buying Tickets Online:

Other Box Office Information

Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
www.leicestersquaretheatre.com
This venue sells its own tickets.
The site allows you to choose your own tickets in the main auditorium (not the Basement, which is too small!) from those available.

Booking fees per ticket for online bookings:
Fees vary, with around £1.50 per ticket being usual.

Other Online Choices (with S.T.A.R. genuine ticket agencies):

Other Independent S.T.A.R. ticket agencies may also offer an alternative choice of seats.
 

Box Office Information:
Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
Telephone: 0844 847 2475.
Operated by Ticketsolve on behalf of the venue.

Booking fees per ticket for telephone bookings:
Fees vary, with around £1.50 per ticket being usual.

For personal callers or by post: 5, Leicester Place, Leicester Square, London WC2H 7BP. 
No booking fee for personal callers. The venue box office normally opens each performance day at 2.30pm for over-the-counter sales, but check by telephone before making a special journey.

Special Access Needs Customers:
Wheelchair users and other registered disabled theatregoers can book their seats on 0844 847 2475 and enquire about concessionary prices that may be available to them.

www.leicestersquaretheatre.com is the official venue website.

 

 
 
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Theatre Seat Opinions:
Please remember that cheaper seats often do not offer the same view / location quality as top price ones, and that ticket prices are designed to reflect this difference.

Re-opened in August 2008 under new management, the Leicester Square Theatre is proof that not only Cameron Mackintosh cares about creating the best possible theatre environment. The new owner has invested £600,000 and taken on a 30 year lease to bring to us probably the friendliest feeling auditoriums in London. Theatremonkey wishes the team all the very best and much success to come.

A main auditorium is in the space which was "The Venue," while a new, intimate room "The Lounge" offers a second playing area beneath in the, er, basement...

Remember to arrive early, as the auditoriums contain nifty bars and socialising space as the sides of the seating. These usually open to the public from around 30 minutes before the performance begins. Oh, and also take time to study the wall pictures throughout (don't forget the one over the staircase as you descend from the street) - a total hoot, unusual and original.

NOTE: This is a new venue, and opinions are based on "first impressions." It takes time for any theatre to settle in, and the monkey very much welcomes guests' views to build up a broader picture: contact us.

 

Seating Plan Diagram

Main Auditorium

"The Lounge" Auditorium

Notes

Main Auditorium
Once an old underground Ballroom frequented by "The Sex Pistols" and "The Clash," then a church hall, then a clumsily created theatre; it is amazing what professional know-how, thought, time, money and sheer love of theatre can achieve.

This is now one of the most comfortable auditoriums in London. Brand-new seating, well positioned (also heavily bolted down, sadly, and thus so far un-stealable - the monkey tried as it wanted a pair for its lounge) impress greatly. The "night sky" colour scheme of the ceiling helps make a fairly low room seem open and airy, and contrasting carpeting with acoustic underlay help the sound reach all parts of the theatre clearly.   

The theatre consists of a central block of seats in long rows facing a wide, shallow-ish stage. Either side of the central block are two areas of "slip seats." The auditorium is not raked, but seats are positioned "offset" to those in front, and the stage is high enough to prevent viewing problems. To date (and with many full houses) no problems have been recorded.

To enhance things further, in May 2010 the venue adjusted the seating to introduce small 50cm or so) gaps between some seats in some rows. The effect is to "stagger" seats even more, improving sightlines by arranging things so that most seats are not directly behind the ones in front.

One reader says,
"Might be worth while pointing out to people that, given the size of the venue, it would be difficult not to feel part of the action. Except of course in those side seats 'cos you'd be looking at the opposite wall. LOL"

In the central block of seats, the front row shouldn't prove a "neck ache" experience for anyone. Behind, in row B, the only issue the monkey noticed was that with scenery in position making the stage smaller, the last few seats in the row have a slightly lesser view of the performer. It doesn't anticipate this being an issue for most productions, though.

A reader says of central row B,
"Lovely comfortable seats with lots of leg room."

Moving back through the theatre, every seat has a clear view. The real purists might decide that the first and last four seats a little less central, but the actual view is fine - best once past row D. Monkey advice is a row F back if you are taking ends of rows, as these show off the stage to best perspective.

Theatremonkey regular seat connoisseur James says,
"D16 and D17 are a good place to see a show from."

Another reader adds, for Alex Gaumond's gig (May 2011),
"D7: I'd heartily endorse your general comments on the main auditorium; a very comfortable space, with outstanding acoustics and a surprising amount of legroom for a flat auditorium. Sightlines are excellent and I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a bad seat in the house. I was in D7, and was extremely pleased -- and, for £20, you really can't snip at the value for money! It's an intimate venue to say the least -- where I was felt very much "in the action". I probably wouldn't have wanted to be much further forward though... row A and B were *extremely* close to the front of the stage and I think might be slight candidates for neckache, but also extremely atmospheric.

Speakers hang in front of B4 and B22 on the stage wall / extended proscenium arch (for this event only, notes the monkey). If you're in these seats for a gig and have sensitive hearing, you might want to think carefully about your choice. The sound was "comfortably intense" in D7, but I wouldn't have wanted to be much nearer the speakers to be honest!
Even though it wasn't the warmest or the coolest of nights last night though, the air-conditioning was rather breezy at times in a mostly-full house."

 

Reader Anne Gross reports,
"The Theatre is cosy and comfortable, plenty of leg room and a good view from our seats. H17 and 18."

At the rear of the central block, a sound desk position is well away from any seating, and won't distract, and six seats in row R, with nothing in front and easy access by the entrance stairs may attract envious glances. R4 here, and Q8 are the nearest public seats to the exit.

The "slip seats" either side of the main block have instantly become a monkey favourite. An unbeatable combination of price, view and legroom, monkey like. On the "high-numbers" side, two rows of eight seats run parallel to the wall, facing the main seating block front-on across a wide aisle space. Viewing is side-on to the stage, and the seat nearest the stage may be conscious of a pillar beside it, but there is no impact on view. Best of all, the seats furthest from the stage have a great viewing angle... and are almost within arm's-reach of the bar.

On the "low-numbers" side, an interesting arrangement sees six seats in a line parallel to the wall (as on the other side of the theatre), with a row of three and a row of two behind that. There is then a gap, and two rows of front-facing seats (one of five, behind of four) are angled to face the stage. The monkey liked the two nearest the aisle in particular. Perhaps because the bar is but a sparrow-hop away from them...

Legroom is comfortable in all seats for all but the very tallest (over 6ft 5 or so). Very best legroom are the front rows of the slips, and the first (1 to 4) and last (22 to 25) seats in row B, which have nothing in front of them, with 5 and 21 also having only a sliver of seat to the side in front. The new seats are also wide, "accommodating most broader figures admirably," as the politer advertisements might say.

 

"The Lounge" Auditorium
Once forgotten storage space, now a small room any performer with common sense will be fighting to work in.

Rows of chairs with red padded seats gather around a small floor playing area with projection screen behind. These can be moved about and pulled in close to create an intimate atmosphere. All are un-numbered and seating is first-come, first served each evening.

Right in front of the stage are two rows of chairs, sometimes gathered around tables at the sides and centre to create that cabaret feel.

Behind these, in the centre of the room, are two pillars. Between the pillars, a backless padded bench has space for five people (or about two potential gastric-band candidates). The monkey felt the chairs looked more comfortable, and the bench is also a bit lower compared to them... somebody large on a chair in front might crowd out the view a bit. Outside the pillars are a few more chairs.

In the far corner of the auditorium is a stool and niche for sound equipment. These won't bother anybody.

Beyond this row, two more rows of individual chairs are arranged either side and between the pillars to provide a decent view of the stage. The back row is against the wall of the venue. Likely to be popular are two seats on the right (looking from the stage) of it. These are closest to the bar - which itself helps create a warm 'club' atmosphere.

Every chair has a clear view of the performer, and the performer has a clear view of every seat. Legroom is unlimited everywhere.

From one-person stand-up comedy and plays to solo song-fests, presentations and press launches, the monkey knows it can be hard to get a booking for "The Basement," for either producers or audiences as it is a wonderful space with a great programme of work.

 

Notes
400 Seats in the main auditorium.
65 seats, plus standing space, in "The Lounge"

Air Conditioned. One reader describes it at "rather breezy at times" in the main house.

No disabled access, though staff are working on this and other facilities as quickly as they can. A "venue access guide" from the team who created book "Theatremonkey, A Guide to London's West End," is available to download in PDF format by clicking here.

No food except bar snacks and Ice Cream. 

2 Bars in main auditorium, 1 bar in Basement auditorium.

2 Toilets; 1 gents 2 cubicles, 1 ladies 7 cubicles.

The monkey gratefully thanks the new owners for their help in compiling this information.

 
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Getting to this Theatre
Find this theatre on a Street Map The theatre entrance is slightly above the red arrow.
Nearest Underground Station Buses Car Park
Nearest Underground Station:
Leicester Square - Northern (black) and Piccadilly (dark blue) lines.

Plan your tube journey to this station using the button below:

The escalator from the platforms deposits passengers into a circular space with a number of staircases leading to the surface. Find the one marked "Charing Cross Road West" exit number 2, it is to the right of the tube exit gates. Go up the staircase. 

At the top, in front of you will be Charing Cross Road. Next to you, notice the Hippodrome Nightclub and a wide pedestrianised street. Turn to your right, pass the Hippodrome, and turn right into Cranbourn Street (a pedestrianised zone). 

Walk along the street, passing the Warner Cinema. Enter Leicester Square. Look to your right. There is a wide pedestrian street marked "Leicester Place". Turn into it. Walk towards the easily visible lit canopy entrance, just before the cinema.

 

Buses:
24, 29, 176 to Charing Cross Road.

Look for the Hippodrome Nightclub. Next to it is  Cranbourn Street (a pedestrianised zone). 

Walk along the street, passing the Warner Cinema. Enter Leicester Square. Look to your right. There is a wide pedestrian street marked "Leicester Place". Turn into it. Walk towards the easily visible lit canopy entrance, just before the cinema.

 

Taxi:
A rank for Black taxis is at Charing Cross Station - a fair distance from the theatre. Best chance of hailing one in the street is to walk down Leicester Place and along Cranbourn Street to Charing Cross Road.

 

Car Park:
Whitcomb Street.

Leave the car park and turn left. Cross the road and walk uphill.

At the end of the Street is a huge McDonalds. Stop and have a burger. Or not. As you like.

Turn right into Coventry Street and walk past McDonalds and into Leicester Square. Walk over to the same side as the Empire Cinema and Equinox nightclub. Walk straight on past them.

Just beyond the block where these places stand, there is a wide pedestrian street marked "Leicester Place". Turn  left into it. Walk towards the easily visible lit canopy entrance, just before the cinema.

This venue does not participate in any discount parking scheme.
 

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