"Main Auditorium" schedule includes:
Just The Tonic Comedy Club
Every Friday and Saturday
9.30pm (doors open 9.15pm)
£12.50
The best late-night comedy in Leicester Square.
Impropera
Sundays: 18 March, 16 May, 20 June, 18 July 7.30pm
£20 (£15 under 16s)
Every night a Premiere!
Internationally acclaimed Impropera are back with their unique mix of
virtuoso musicianship, agile wit and ingenious storytelling. Serious music
meets surreal comedy. Improvised on the spot from the audience’s
suggestions, Impropera makes you the maestro and what you say, goes.
Jerry Sadowitz
24, 25 March 9.30pm
£22.50
Sadowitz is back!
Deborah Frances-White
How To Get Almost Anyone To Want To Sleep With You
Wednesday 10 & Tuesday 30 March 7.30pm
£15, £12.50
The stand-up show that leaves you ready to pull tonight is back!
Deborah's hilarious self-help comedy show will give YOU the secrets of sexy
and leave you feeling like the sexiest person in the bar who could ask
anyone out. You'll even be able to attract your own spouse!
An Evening With David Sedaris
11th to 13th March
7.30pm
£30
“Sedaris’s droll assessment of the mundane and the eccentics who inhabit the
world’s crevises make him one of the greatest humorists writing today.” -Chicago
Tribune
Tommy Emmanuel
supported by the Frank Vignola Trio
14th March
7.30pm
£30
"A guitar isn't always a guitar in Emmanuel's extraordinary hands"
Mike Joyce, Washington Post.
Julian Clary
18th to 21st March
7.30pm
£20
I, Julian Clary, have done for mincing what Michael Flatley did for Irish
dancing.
But has the bottom fallen out of the homosexual meat market? I must tour my
kingdom to find out…
In these difficult times I feel I should go and comfort my people in the
provinces. My friend Damien tells me the men are very hard up in Sheffield. I
only hope I’m not too late.
I’m 50. The shame of it. This will be an intimate evening – a celebration, no
less, of my twenty-five years in the camp spotlight: how I got there and why I
refuse to leave. Come and see me before they put me in a home for tired old
knackers.
Bill Burr
Thursday 18 March 9.30pm
£17.50
Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union,
depending on when you read this. Bill is against organized religion and believes
we should go back to the gold standard for our currency. His comedic style of
uninformed logic that has made him a regular performer on the Late Show with
David Letterman and Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and he makes his UK debut at
the Leicester Square Theatre.
The Best of the Little Big Woman
24, 25, 26, 27, 31 March and 1, 2, 3 April
7pm
£17.50 to £20
Llewella Gideon is back with her acclaimed one woman theatre show -The Best
of Little Big Woman. Her trademark brand of sketches, characters and songs
injects humour into situations where it does not seem possible!
Credits include Absolutely Fabulous, BBC Radio 4 sitcom The Little Big Woman,
Nightey Nightey, TLC and the Lenny Henry Show.
Deborah Frances-White’s Godcast
Tuesday 30 March 9.30pm
£10-£8
If God ran an island and promised you Paradise conditions, would you willingly
move there? What would life actually be like? Deborah Frances-White is an
atheist stand up comedian who spent her teenage years as a Jehovah's Witness. In
Easter week she records her God-based podcast – or Godcast – live. Come and be
in the audience for her imaginative journey into the reality of the Second
Coming, based on the Bible itself.
Boy George: Up Close And Personal
Live In Concert
Friday 9 and Saturday 10 April 7.15pm
£20-£45
Packed with all the hits from Culture Club, his solo career, and great new songs
including the sure fire hit Pentonville Blues!
With an incredible and instantly recognisable voice that has sold millions of
albums worldwide, and from the dizzy heights of international superstardom with
Culture Club to the present day – Up Close and Personal is not just a great
concert but a snapshot look at the man himself, fully exposed through his music.
Scott Capurro Goes MUCH Deeper
Wednesday 14 April 9.30pm
£15-£13
Scott Capurro asks the difficult questions on everyone’s lips, such as; Are
children ever really "missing"? Is Maddy the new Jesus? Nazi Sex – What's The
problem? Is poverty necessary? Does everyone deserve a home? Does every Tory
deserve a moat? Why are the homeless (males) so hot? Speaking of victims, what's
up with the Jews? Are war veterans really heroes, or just out of work killers?
Ceri Dupree
Divalicious!
Sunday 25 April 5pm & 8pm
£19.50
The UK’s leading female impersonator, the fabulous and flamboyant Ceri Dupree,
is back on the road with his New One Man, One Dozen Divas show – an evening of
hysterical comedy, amazing vocal impersonations and jaw dropping costumes. Meet
Cher, Joan Collins, Amy Winehouse, Tina Turner, Her Majesty the Queen and many
more.
Joe Power
The Man Who Sees Dead People
Tuesday 27 April 7.30pm
£19.50-£15.50
Joe Power is the Liverpudlian medium taking the psychic world by storm. The
accuracy of his private readings, public demonstrations and celebrity
predictions are creating a sensation on both sides of the Atlantic. He’s
renowned as the medium who brought through the voice of John Lennon on US TV
show The Spirit of John Lennon, and tonight he promises a show packed with
messages and startlingly accurate information.
Joe’s new book, The Man Who Sees Dead People, is published on May 14 Penguin
Books.
When The Lilac Blooms, My Love
Wednesday 14 April - Saturday 1 May 7.30pm
Saturday & Wednesday matinees 2.30pm
£35-£25
By Jane Huxley
Directed by Simon Beyer
Cast includes Sally Farmiloe-Neville
A new play by Jane Huxley set in modern-day suburbia. Nicky is a young woman who
returns to the family home to break the news to her family that she is pregnant,
taking the
reluctant father-to-be with her. On meeting the family a web of hidden passions
unfolds
that challenges the bonds between them.
Abracadabra – German Humour Goes Global
Wednesday 19 May 7.30pm
£16.50, £14.50
Henning Wehn and Otto Kuhnle present their latest, crafty masterplan to finally
put Teutonic jolliness where it belongs – on top of the world. Edinburgh,
Adelaide and Melbourne, where they were nominated for a prestigious Barry Award,
have already capitulated – London is next. Failure is not an option. Deutschland
über alles
Andrew Maxwell
Thursday 20 to Saturday 22 May 7.30pm
£15 (Thursday), £17.50 (Friday and Saturday)
Edinburgh Comedy Award and Time Out Award nominee Andrew Maxwell is one of the
most talented stand-up comedians in the UK. A sell-out hit in both the UK and
Ireland, come and see the star of Have I Got News For You, Argumental, Celebrity
Juice and Amnesty International’s Secret Policeman’s Ball perform his first
national tour.
Richard Herring: As It Occurs To Me
17th May to 21st June
Every Monday at 8pm
£10
A new weekly internet stand up and sketch show written and performed by the star
of BBC2’s Fist of Fun and TMWRNJ, Radio 2’s “That Was Then This Is Now” and
stand up shows including “Talking Cock”, “Oh Fuck I’m 40!” and “The Headmaster’s
Son”.
All material generated that week from topical events and what’s been going on in
Richard’s ridiculous life. Untested and Uncensored. Some people may find the
content offensive.
Download for free from iTunes or come and be part of the live audience every
Monday night from 17 May to 21 June at 8pm at the Leicester Square Theatre.
Tickets only £10!
Katy Brand's Big Ass Tour
17th to 19th June
7.30pm
£18.50
Katy Brand is taking her Big Ass on tour. Join the British Comedy Award
Winner and star of ITV2's Katy Brand's Big Ass Show, Have I Got News For You and
Peep Show, for an evening of anarchic comedy, celebrity satire, music spoofs and
much, much more. Following the success of her hit TV
show, Katy is returning to her live roots with this silly, sassy and smart
evening of comedy. Featuring old favourites and new material, there's something
here for everyone.
Recommended for ages 14+
Jim Jeffries
Friday 23 and Saturday 24 July 7.30pm
£15
Jim Jeffries returns to his London home
"The Basement" schedule:
Funny Women Showcase
Every second Sunday in the month until 8th August
7.30pm
£12.50
The producers of the Funny Women Awards showcase new and established
female comedy acts. Featuring stand-up, sketch, character and musical comedy
and some of the best new talent from the 2009 Awards and beyond.
Ruby in the Dust present
The Extraordinary Cabaret of Dorian Gray
Tuesday 9 March - Sunday 18 April
Press Night: Thursday 17 March
7.30pm (4.30pm Sunday)
Runs 1 hour 30 minutes approximately.
£20
Following two spectacular sell-out runs last year, Ruby In The Dust return
with Oscar Wilde’s only novel in their unique, brave theatrical format of
glamour, music and drama.
Set in last few delirious hours of his life, Dorian Gray watches sketches of
his decadent lifestyle play out before him, depicting the tawdry theatres,
burlesque bars, cabaret clubs and opium dens that were such a far cry from
the opera houses and salons of the Victorian Gentleman. Much like the novel
itself, the piece reflects the darker elements of Oscar Wilde’s own life,
looking also at Joris-Karl Huysman’s novel Against Nature, which is often
seen as one of the inspirations behind the story.
The piece made its premiere in October 2008 at the Café Royal, one of Oscar
Wilde’s own favourite haunts. Here it received the honour of being the last
theatrical event before it closed its doors forever. It was staged in the
very room where Oscar Wilde used to entertain his bohemian, musician, actor
friends, one of whom was John Gray, the real life inspiration for the
character of “Dorian”. The production then transferred to the Leicester
Square Theatre in 2009, retaining the cafe style flavour of its original
conception and has now been invited back for a limited run of six weeks.
The performance will be accompanied by original music by award winning
composer Joe Evans and is performed live by the actors onstage, forming and
integral part of the script.
Directed and Adapted by Linnie Reedman
Original Music by Joe Evans
Lighting designed by Paul Green
Designed by Christopher Hone
Cast: James French, Kate Colebrook, Nathan Lubbock-Smith, Henry Maynard and
Tamsin Shasha.
Scottish Falsetto
Sock Puppet Theatre
Monday 5 April 9.30pm
£10
The stars of stage, screen and YouTube are back with the best of their
songs, sketches, socks and violence – and lots of new stuff.
Dracula The Female Years
Sunday 21 March 7.30pm
£10
A fun, satirical look at the dream of stardom through the beasts of
nightmares. We live in a fame crazed world, celebrity is now the holy grail
of life – so much so that the creatures that haunt mythical folklore have
now become famous stars.
Rule of Three: The Sketch Com

26th July
7.45pm
£10
Ben, Ruth and Simon are a classic sit-com trio: the struggling modern couple
and the hanger-on brother lurching from one self-made crisis to another. We
follow them as they wrestle with the questions we all ask:
"What am I doing with my life? What happened to my dreams? Who the hell is
this person I'm living with? ” But their chances of finding an answer are
complicated by the surreal world in which they are drifting, a London
populated with the larger-than-life characters of sketch comedy – crazy
employers, clueless parents and friends that range from the obsessively vain
to the gleefully offensive...

‘Rule of Three: The Sketch-Com’ mixes the warmth and naturalism of an
observational sitcom with the fast paced, quirky comedy of a sketch show.
James Card, Brooks Livermore and Roisin Rae play each other’s mothers,
fathers, bosses, lovers and rivals in this part-farcical, part-tragic, very
comic story, in which our three protagonists try to find out where the grass
is greenest.
Beat This
7 March, 4 April, 2 May, 6 June
7.30pm
£10
Hilarious new game show where four top comedians and one audience
battle and banter it out over the highs and lows of rock and pop. Rob Deering
presides, his band providing their inimitable brand of pick-and-mix musical
comedy throughout.
Funny Women Stand Up
8 March
8pm
Featuring Janice Connolly, BBC Dead Ringer’s Jan Ravens, Shazia Mirza, Funny
Women 2009 awards winner Miss London with special guests Lynne Franks and Meera
Syal. Some of the best and most innovative female comedy acts take to the stage
in support of Funny Women’s annual charity gala. This is a fabulous comedy romp
of a show with something for everybody and free cake! The serious message
alongside the laughs is about bringing attention to the issues surrounding
violence against women.
Patti Plinko and her Boy
Fridays from 12th March until 30th April
9.30pm
£12 (£8 concessions)
After a successful year of enthralling audiences, press and fast
becoming the darling to Hollywood–A listers, the manic chanteuse returns to
London’s West end for 8 nights only!
A fusion of music and cinematic influences. Mesmerizing, seductive and throaty
vocals provide an uninhibited yet endearing performance with twisted guitars and
violin in a passionate and deranged performance. A hangman’s lullaby, a musical
suicide, revenge beaten out on pots and whisky bottles, a live experiment with
vinyl & sound.
Dracula: The Female Years
21 March
7.30pm
£10
We live in a fame crazed world, celebrity is now the holy grail of
life. So much so that the creatures that haunt mythical folklore have now become
famous stars.
Dracula: The Female Years is a fun, satirical look at the dream of stardom
through the beasts of nightmares.
Children of Darkness
by Edwin Justus Mayer
Tuesday 11 - Saturday 29 May
Directed by Eric Richard
This dark comedy takes us inside London’s infamous Newgate Prison, 1725; a
corrupt, loveless world where anything can be bought, even freedom, but at what
price? Its inmates – the notorious Jonathan Wild, London’s first organised crime
lord, aristocrats, a young poet and Laetitia, the sensual but brutalised
gaoler’s daughter – all dance to this damning drum beat.
Rule of Three and Friends

29 March, 26 April, 31 May, 28 June
7.45pm
£8
‘Rule of Three and Friends' takes a look into the kitchens and living rooms of
modern life and finds that one man’s argumentative girlfriend is another man’s
evening of comedy. Every last Monday of the month fresh and exciting guests from
the latest sketch groups to cutting edge stand up with the occasional novelty
act and a free lollipop!
March 29th – guests:
Luke Benson – (Hackney Empire New Act of the Year Finalist 2009)
Fordham & Pilkington – ‘Awesomely talented’ (Telegraph)
Bec Hill – ‘Super-comedienne in the making’ (Avertiser, Adelaide fringe)
Chris Hogg - ( 336 friends on facebook)
Paul Sweeney –( Laughing Horse Semi Finalist 2009)
Katerina Vrana - (Finalist Funny Women 2009)
Boris Witz –( winner of the LOL comedy open mic in London)
Photograph shows Roisin Rae, Brooks Livermore and James Card.
Austen's Women
20th April until 9th May
Tuesday to Saturday 7.30pm
Saturday at 2.30pm and 7.30pm
Sunday 4pm only
£20, £18
co-written & performed by Rebecca Vaughan
co-written & directed by Guy Masterson
SELL-OUT SMASH HIT AT THE EDINBURGH FESTIVAL 2009!
Some of the most rewarding and exciting moments from the complete works of Jane
Austen, the queen of English Literature!
Brought to the stage in a superb performance of extraordinary virtuosity by
Rebecca Vaughan, thirteen of Austen's beautifully observed women are assembled
in one glorious distillation of 19th century feminism.
From scenes of high comedy to moments of profound pathos, Vaughan takes us on a
rich journey into Austen's "two inches of ivory" featuring Lizzy Bennet, Emma
Woodhouse, Anne Elliot, the Dashwood Sisters and many more, as they fall in and
out of love, make friends with some, alienate others and commit notorious
improprieties!
Cannibal! The Musical
27th July until 11th September
Tuesday to Saturday 7.45pm
Saturday at 2.30pm and 7.30pm
Sunday 4pm only
£20, £15
SUMMER 2010. CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL MAKES ITS WEST END DEBUT! adapted from the
cult film by Trey Parker, creator of South Park and Team America. Cannibal! The
Musical tells the tale of Alfred Packer, the only American ever to be convicted
of cannibalism. A twisted musical tale of cowboys, horse-love, and cyclops.
Don’t miss this cannibalistic comedy cowboy musical. The most terrifying and
hilarious musical since The Sound of Music.
Runs 2 hours 25 minutes approximately, including a 15 minute interval.
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