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Why the name?
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Why this site?
Theatremonkey has spent years talking to fellow audience members and has noticed how often
we get a raw deal as customers. From high prices for poor seats, to sitting through a third rate performance of a supposedly ' Top ' show, Theatremonkey
compared notes and, using the wonders of technology, put them on this unofficial private fan site.
So what is it getting out of this?
Theatremonkey loves London's theatres and is keen to encourage the world to share
the passion. And get the best deal they can when they do.
This site is totally independent,
managed by an enthusiastic amateur site owner, and as such says what it likes.
So it works in the Industry?
Nope, never. Theatremonkey is just
ordinary customers who, over the years found their own ways around.
How reliable is its Opinion?
Information on this site is
Theatremonkey personal, subjective opinion, based on what has been seen and heard over
many, many years it has been theatregoing and running the website.
Nobody knows everything and contributors are welcome
and strongly encouraged to add to the knowledge here. This site aims to be a
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Guests say about this website.
Explain your Seat Ratings?
Everyone is different and has their own preferences and opinions on what
constitutes good value. For this website, the seats
to buy / avoid ratings by the site writers are compiled based on a person five foot six tall, paying
full price for a ticket. Recommendations are based on view of the stage, value for
money and (dealt with in greater detail elsewhere) comfort
- often expressed as the "legroom" factor.
Some folk are confused by the colour codes employed on the seating plans. As
one regular reader puts it,
"I take green seats to be the ones that might
be worth choosing first, white ones a second choice and red
a third because the monkey has a comment to make about them".
And that about sums up the intention of the site. The idea is NOT to grade
seats "good, not so good, bad" but instead to highlight those that
merit particular comments to be made about them.
The monkey takes a cautious and conservative approach to this charting, and
for that reason some comment that tickets are better than the site guide
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Can you help me pick between / describe the differences between two seats?
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about each one from other readers. Only you can decide if it is worth handing
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become clearer than even "Mystic Monkey" could help you with!
I'm larger than average, can you help on locating suitable seats?
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Seating Plans - not like in the theatre?
seating plans are copyright. To avoid any conflict, Theatremonkey has created
its own using carefully written notes from site visits rather than copying in
any way existing plans.
How often are pages updated
/ what happens if they are not?
Theatremonkey has the ability to update pages at any time during opening
hours - and does so whenever it has new information to add. Changes that result
from a production closing are usually made late on a Saturday afternoon.
Occasionally, for technical reasons, it isn't
possible to update pages as quickly as it would like. In those cases, please
excuse outdated / incorrect information - it will be altered as the earliest
Pop / Music Venues too?
Long overdue for comment in Theatremonkey's opinion and while being honest about the theatres, why not use the space.
What No Opera Coverage?
The Royal Opera House Covent Garden has a large and devoted following who are often forced by high prices to seek only the affordable seats - Slips at the very top edges of the theatre and the farthest recesses of the Amphitheatre. They know these are at least cheap and offer a way to hear the music and see what they can.
The official Royal Opera House website also has an interactive seating plan now,
allowing visitors to check the view from many seats all over the venue.
Also, the monkey knows nothing about this specialised art form, so does not
feel it can attempt to cover it!
A reader says,
"I must say that the http://www.roh.org.uk/
interactive seating plan is wonderful....it is incredibly honest and even lets
you know if a head may be in the way.... Oh, and for the record I saw a ballet
there from row T of the amphitheatre - and although I was far away I had a great
view (I remembered the binoculars!!) the legroom was great but my view of the
stage un-obscured and being that far away, you really do appreciate the
choreography.(£15 a seat). Also note that there are NO binoculars in the seats
so people may be disappointed. this is not mentioned anywhere on the ROH site.
Folding paper binoculars are available in the shop for £2 and actually do an
From what readers have told the monkey, the following applies to the London
Coliseum, if it helps:
"the central stalls are good, the stage boxes have a one-fifth restricted view
but are great for close viewing, the top balcony cheap with bars in the way but
a value-for-money view of the stage for £5, and the sound and air-conditioning
are variable! The Upper Circle seats are now spaced as well as the stalls, but
the front row lacks legroom.
Another reader adds, in November 2007,
"It may be worth mentioning that kids appear to go half price as standard. Aside
from the fact that the prices of the tickets, if you want something decent, are
high, it does make taking a child more appealing (even more so when your ten
year old turns out to really enjoy 'The Magic Flute'!!). There is also something
strange at work, at least with an online booking that I haven't quite fathomed
which meant went I last booked I actually paid a third of my seat price for my
daughter. I booked two shows at the same time and I'm on their mailing list.
However, that doesn't quite explain it and I don't like to ask too many
The monkey is saying nothing either, but finds
the information interesting...
Another reader found box D very cozy.
Beyond that, the official website is at
www.eno.org - - and the box office is on
020 7632 8310 (often answered by See Tickets).
"Hoverfly: a life on the edge of the seat" at
facebook.com/HoveringLife, twitter.com/hoveringlife or
https://plus.google.com/103720238167228257499/posts reviews ballet and dance
from the specific perspective of one seeking cheap seats, commenting on both the
productions and what she thinks of where she sat for them. The blog covers the
ROH, Linbury Studio and London Coliseum, among many others.
Why don't you cover the Globe Theatre?
The Globe has a unique and wonderful website www.shakespeares-globe.org
which actually allows you to look at the stage from every section of the theatre seating. With coverage like that,
a theatremonkey report seems a little unnecessary! Look under
"Booking" on their website for this useful information. A seating plan
is also available
www.londontheatre.co.uk, showing numbering.
One reader says of the place, following a first visit,
"must remember next time to get seats in Row A where you can lean forward, or
Row E where you can lean back. We were in Row B in the middle on the lowest
level which was a great view but the lack of back support was a bit of a problem
“A6 and 7: “Henry V,” (Chris B). These seats have
a side on view of the stage but as they are the front row, they allow for a good
clear view of the stage. This is a very unique venue, and you almost feel
privileged to be part of such a historical building. They are far enough to the
right to avoid looking directly at the large pillar holding up the front of the
canopy over the stage. These seats are also raised so you can easily see over
the many people standing in the ‘yard’. As it is primarily Shakespeare performed
here and most are 3 hours plus, I’d recommend getting a seat and also either
hiring a cushion or sitting on a coat etc as the seats are very uncomfortable
(essentially wooden boards). I wouldn’t say these seats are perfect by any
stretch but you are close enough to hear everything, see most of it, even if
from a side view, and of course covered if it rains. Plus they are very cheap
which is always good.
Why don't you cover other particular London venues?
The reason alas is time, space and cost. The monkey has only limited amounts
of all these, and it has to draw a line somewhere. While it would be great to
cover more places, the monkey simply can't afford the resources to do so. It
would hate to add somewhere and then not be able to monitor changes as they
happened. Rather than post information that could be years out of date, it
currently would rather not disappoint readers...so it "sticks to the
knitting" for the time being.
Some venues are now improving things for themselves. A reader writes,
http://www.cadoganhall.com/seatingplan.html now have a ‘’view from seat’
function, which enables you to ‘see’ the sightlines to the stage from various
(As it is primarily a concert venue, I would have thought the most important
thing would be the sound, but that is another matter) From a brief view, and my
own knowledge of the hall it seemed pretty helpful.
On the venue itself the reader continues,
"As the Cadogan Hall has been relatively recently renovated into a venue, they
have been able to pay attention to the seating, without structural compromises –
the seats are comfortable and ‘good’ everywhere so they are proud to show them –
though I would personally avoid those right down the front, because you either
get a fabulous view up a soloists armpit or strain to see the back region of an
"We have visited there a few times and have to say that even in the cheaper
seats at the back it is very comfortable, nice seats, lots of leg room and also
the sound quality is good. That is I suppose, as long as you do not sit behind
one of the pillars! They do have a good view from your seat application though,
so you know what your getting."
The London O2 arena at the Millennium Dome:
Due to the size of the venue, the monkey isn't planning
full coverage at the moment, but will keep the idea under review.
To book, a "choose your own seat" system was introduced in late 2012 at the main
venue website www.theO2.co.uk. Low booking
fees and simple.
venue has (unusually for a large hall) made fairly comprehensive numbered plans
available online here (nifty 3D plan), and also with their main ticket agency, Ticketmaster.
Click here for the venue page, and select a plan from the "View a
drop down box to the right of the big "O2" graphic title. The graphics
show row, seat and block numbering for most of the events planned, where it is
known and confirmed. Don't forget that seating in the centre of a venue often
isn't fixed until the very last second as stages are portable and nobody quite
knows where equipment will go - hence nobody has total plans online because
crystal balls are in short supply, alas!
A reader reports,
" personally I wouldn’t go for the upper tier seating – it is very steep and not
particularly pleasant – you know it’s bad when you see people coming down the
steps backwards (true I swear!)"
The Roundhouse Theatre
In June 2012 reader
reports of "Twelfth Night,":
Circle A14 and B14: Excellent clear view of the extremely expansive stage. You
feel very close and the view is slightly side on but this makes no difference.
There is a safety barrier just to the right which can easily be seen around and
doesn't impact view. There is plenty of leg room, especially with both seats
being an aisle seat."
The Shepherds Bush Empire:
A reader contributes
"Stalls: I generally find the view not that great unless you manage to get right
up the front - although there are 2 possies either side of the bar with a step
that accommodates around 2 people each... so if you managed to grab that spot
you would have a great view.
Level 1: I much prefer level 1 and some of the best spots are around the sides
where there are 2 rows of seating and behind them a sort of wall with a leaning
bar - all give unrestricted views and allow you to stand up and dance (and easy
egress to the bar/toilets)."
Sadler's Wells Theatre:
A reader says,
"C8 and C9 in the stalls - bagged a couple of returns due to the snow, as it was
Production: Sleeping Beauty, January 2013.
Not much rake. The seat in front really was 'in front' - i.e .I was looking
directly at the back of someone's head, whereas usually in the stalls you are
peering through a gap where people's shoulders meet. The seats in front were
positioned same as mine, I had to swivel left and right to see certain parts of
the action on stage - not very good considering the £55 price tag per seat.
I would recommend that patrons book the row behind - Row D. This is stepped up
on a higher level and provides a clear view of the stage unhindered by people's
heads! Same price I believe.
Beautiful production, wouldn't have missed it for the world. But would rather
not sit in these seats given the choice!"
Another reader notes that the back row of the
upper circle is further away than most top balcony seats in the west end. A VERY
distant, though clear view, from up there.
Theatre Royal, Stratford
A reader says,
What a lovely old theatre. Keeping the local paintworks in permanent employment
producing untold gallons of red paint, the Theatre Royal Stratford sits in the
middle of a lot of new buildings, giving little clue of what awaits inside. And
inside is a little gem of a theare. Photos of old productions dominate as you
would expect, but going into the playhouse itself you find a lovely old theatre,
which is tall but at no point is anyone far from the stage, making the
performance an intimate one.
We would quite happily come back here to see more shows.
We had seats D1 and D2 in the stalls. Deliberately chosen, as D1 has a clear
view of the stage with no seat directly in ahead of it from the front three
rows. Ideal for those of a shorter stature.
The first few rows do that odd thing of sloping gently backwards so the rows in
front are actually higher than those behind, but the tilt of the seating means
that you get a decent view. As I said in my comments about the theatre, it would
not be possible to be far from the stage, so a reasonable view should be
possible from just about anywhere.
Row A look like a good choice to see a show. There is a good space between seats
and stage (handy in ‘Fings’ so some of the performers can flirt with the
patrons) and as the seats tilt back a little, neckache should not be an issue.
The Food and Drink:
It is always nice when you get the chance to dine at the theatre. And we enjoyed
the fare at the Theatre Royal Stratford East enough to say we’ll come back and
use it as a restaurant if we are in the area!
Aside from standard burgers, jacket spuds etc., they feature a small Caribbean
menu. I had the Curry Mutton, my wife had the Jerk Chicken and we had a side
order of Macaroni Cheese. And it was all delicious, spiced just right and the
Mac ‘n’ Cheese was thick enough to slice!
Drinks were courtesy of Blue Moon, Kozel and Addlestones Cloudy Cider. They have
a fair selection of bottled drinks, plus enough of a range of draught drinks
(though no handpump, unfortunately)
Interval ice-cream is Loseley – enough of a reason to go along in my opinion!"
Theatremonkey: A Guide to
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Is there a New York and Broadway version of this site?
Not by theatremonkey, no, but some sites exist that offer much of the same type of
information. Telecharge (www.telecharge.com)
offers a computer generated "view from your seat" facility when buying for some
venues. Not as helpful as it sounds, but the images are there.
offers some comments about seating, highlighting the best seats by price.
www.nytix.com also passes a
comment or two about where the best seats are in the house on each "about the
http://www.talkinbroadway.com/eopinions/browse.php?cat_id=3 offers a public
forum to post opinions of seats they have had as doe
For simple listings and disabled
access advice, www.livebroadway.com
are also helpful.
independent, objective, and comprehensive information that allows users to get
the best seats, the best prices, and the best service on Broadway tickets and
http://www.theaterseatstore.com has a short guide mentioning some big
Broadway musicals (and comparing deals with West End ones where applicable.
theatremonkey's "current special offers" page, lists local discount
offers to Broadway shows and how to obtain them. It also has "advice" seating
is an excellent summary of what must surely be almost all possible discount
sources and sites about shows on Broadway. www.tdf.org
lists the shows likely to be available at Broadway's TKTS Half-Price Ticket
Booth for the week. www.bcefa.org
offer donated tickets to sold out shows at high prices, with the funds going to
The book, "The Back Stage Guide To Broadway" by Robert Viagas
published in October 2004 is also worth a look. It contains many useful tips and hints, plus a VERY brief guide to best /
worst seats in theatres (sounds familiar!). For seating plans, "Seats - 150
seating plans to New York Metro Area Theatres, Concert Halls and Sports
Stadiums" by Jodé Susan Millman (Applause Books) may prove helpful. Amazon.com
stock this one.
Deadly sharp re-written versions of shows are available at: www.broadwayabridged.com.
You decided to sell theatre tickets on this
Yes. The monkey finally capitulated.
Theatremonkey Ticketshop is run by LoveTheatre - a STAR member.
The monkey agreed to start selling tickets because it was satisfied that the
company meets it's own very high standards of customer service and conduct.
It may not be the cheapest option - and the monkey will never shrink from
saying so; but often offers and availability are unbeatable, backed up by a high
quality sales team. The monkey hopes guests will be happy with this feature.
LoveTheatre are open Monday to Friday 10am until 8pm (Saturday
10am to 6pm, Sunday 10am to 4pm) on 020 7420 9778 (0044 207 420 9778 if calling from outside the United Kingdom). (quote "theatremonkey ticketshop" when calling), and online
Other ticket agencies are also mentioned on this site. All are S.T.A.R.
members offering a choice of genuine tickets backed by "fair trading"
The phone number for my theatre is different from others
I've seen on leaflets / listings elsewhere?
Theatres use central telephone rooms to take bookings, rather than operating
small box offices within each individual venue. This means that when you dial a
particular theatre, you get put through to a single office owned and operated
either by the individual theatre chain or by an agency on their behalf. For RU
and Nimax Theatres, their phoneroom has the brand "See Tickets"; for Live Nation
owned venues, "Ticketmaster" is used, while Ambassador and Delfont-Mackintosh
Theatres both answer their own telephones during the day, then transfer calls to
"Ticketmaster" and "See" respectively overnight.
Sometimes the phones will be answered using the brand name, rather than the
individual theatre name. Theatremonkey always lists the most appropriate
telephone numbers, though, and never knowingly provides details of sub-agencies
in place of contact details for the the actual central phoneroom acting on
behalf of the box office.
Why Can't you comment on ticket availability?
Simply, the monkey is a regular theatregoing member of the public and is not
privy to box office information.
Unlike Broadway, London is secretive and does not reveal anything publicly
about how well a show is doing.
The best way to find out about availability is to call the box office direct
and ask. Mention specific seat numbers and see if they can offer them to you.
Even ask directly if seats go to Leicester Square TKTS to be sold at half price. They
will often tell you.
Leicester Square TKTS booth post their
day's ticket availability online. Go to www.tkts.co.uk,
and look to the "What's On Sale" option in the top menu.
Overseas visitors might also try using the online ticket agency systems to
see what they are offered. The monkey notes, however that on occasion these
systems only offer poor quality tickets. An international phonecall can prove a
Where does Theatremonkey sit when it goes to the theatre?
Wherever it can get a cheap seat! Seriously, given the choice the monkey
likes either the front row of the stalls, or the ends of rows where there are no
seats in front so that it can stretch, or aisle seats with a bit of space. This
is personal preference, nothing more.
What are the Theatremonkey Opinions?
The opinions are currently just that. A reflection of the views of an ordinary ticket buying member of
the public who chooses to comment on a show they have seen.
They are NOT written or drawn from professional critics (unless stated) or by anyone connected to the
industry or who is biased by being "star-struck" or having a personal
Those who contribute and / or compile the Opinions (the monkey and a small group of others)
follow a code of reviewing only the work on the stage, free of influence from
past performances, whatever the medium.
Readers are always welcome to add their comments too. Contact
Can I post information from Theatremonkey on my own website?
Sorry, no, not without the express permission of Theatremonkey.com. The
seating plans and text on this site are subject to the international laws of
Can I Contact Theatremonkey?
This site wants to offer a catalogue of visitor experiences. Tell
it your opinions of the tickets you bought, the people who sold them to you, the show you saw and the theatre you watched in, the place you ate in beforehand, the hotel you stayed in. Anything not
libelous will be added to this site. Theatremonkey
Material contributions are always gratefully received.
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