"So you want to tread the boards..."

By Jennifer Reischel.
JR Books Ltd. £16.99. ISBN: 1-906217-02-5 or 978-1-906217-02-0
Available from www.amazon.co.uk (where this review also appears).
www.performingarts-auditionguide.com is the author's official website.

Acting is your passion, but how to make it your career? This author has been there, done that, (literally) borrowed the "I'm the star and you know it" T-Shirt, and now writes the book. Experienced enough to offer a balanced view, yet still close enough in age to recall her training days and empathise with teenage readers, Reischel covers just about everything the aspiring thespian may wish to know.

The book mixes practical and personal advice, organised in handily bite-sized sections.General topics like choosing your school, finding funding, the cost of everything from clothing to lessons and living in London are dealt with before moving on to more individual needs. These include audition piece suggestions - play and musical - with tips on how to handle auditions themselves, how to find good tutors and even a little on important matters like tax and visa requirements for working abroad. Alternative careers both in and allied to the industry also get a mention, and a glossary of theatre terms should prove useful to those who don't know their 'stage right' from left. Most originally, the tricky subject of convincing loved ones that acting really is a suitable a job as any other is covered in depth - and should prove helpful to both auditionee and concerned family members.

Perhaps the only omissions are the darker side of the business. Dealing with the stress of continuous unemployment, obsessive fans (even the least well known have awkward encounters at stage doors), and warning of issues surrounding unwise career choices early on ("I was young, I needed the money" has a nasty way of biting later) might have been useful. A mention of practical safety tips for travelling home late after a show or visiting unknown audition places might have gone down well in the London section too, but these are minor items in a book which covers practically everything else.

Grounded and sensible advice which, as the writer stresses, isn't prescriptive but assistance 'from one professional to those who ask' is the strength of this publication. Lightened by accounts of her own attractively scatty experiences at auditions, Jennifer Reischel has penned a "must read" for anyone wanting act professionally, and a "must buy" for anyone seeking a gift for the stage-struck this season.

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"Sondheim, A Celebration At Carnegie Hall"
(region 0 DVD)

Filmed in 1992, this is a unique record of the cream of Broadway and Hollywood celebrating the crème-de-la-crème of stage musicals in the most famous concert hall of all.

From an hilarious Bill Irwin introduction until the appearance of the Man himself to introduce the finale, this is 85 minutes of pure joy. If you need just a single reason to buy, Daisy Eagan’s “Broadway Baby” is so unmissable that the monkey watched it three times in succession. You’ll see why… and the number will never be the same again after. If that is too frivolous, Patrick Cassidy and Victor Garber’s “The Ballad of Booth” is a reminder that “Assassins” is a fine work made even better with stunning vocals and careful timing.

All the other heaviest weights of the Great White Way check in as you’d expect. Patti LuPone, Betty Buckley, Dorothy Loudon and Bernadette Peters are present and correct, doing their stuff as impressively as usual. Liza Minnelli and Glenn Close surprise too, reminding us of their depth as performers. Before reading the DVD case, guess their allocated numbers (remember, Daisy did “Broadway Baby,” to make it easier); and award yourself a second viewing for getting them right.

For the gentlemen, a choral of “A Weekend in the Country” serves to showcase voices including Kevin Anderson and Mark Jacoby; while the Boys Choir of Harlem combine with them to prevent the ladies having a complete victory in the evening. It is quite interesting how many female characters Sondheim writes for compared with male ones, though.

Paul Gemignani (with thrilling musical arrangements), Susan Stroman, Scott Ellis and David Thompson have created an evening which will burn indelibly on the memory. Luckily, SonyBMG Musical Entertainment capture it on a DVD that any musical theatre fan will want in their collection.

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"Stage Mum"

By Lisa Gee.
Hutchinson. £14.99. ISBN: 9780091921392
Available from www.dresscircle.com and www.amazon.co.uk (where this review also appears)
www.lisagee.net is the author's website.

Landmark revival “The Sound Of Music” at the London Palladium in 2006 may have chosen its leading lady by television vote, but the cast is larger than a single publicly-elected new star. With children a key feature of the show, how do producers find enough of them to keep Maria busy? Six-and-a-bit-year-old Dora Gee was one volunteer keen to become a Von Trapp… with trepidation, “mother superior” Lisa agrees to let her audition; this is their tale.

Subtitling her book “When showbiz happens to your child” rather than “Connie Fisher, My Part in Her Triumph” demonstrates just how seriously Lisa Gee took keeping her daughter’s first stage experience in perspective. Deeply scared by “child star burns out in adolescence” stories and without any knowledge of the business herself, she prepares for the worst but instead is often pleasantly surprised.

Much of the appeal of this book is the immediacy of Lisa’s writing. Even though we know Dora bags the part, the earliest chapters – all titled with quotes from the show’s lyric – are a measured mixture of mundane family life dappled with the pleasure of anticipation and shadows of potential failure. We live in the same moment as the author, where every meeting, letter and email could “make or break” the fantasy… and the laundry still needs doing.

Interlacing descriptions of audition and rehearsal processes, seeing her daughter on stage for the first time, opening-night parties and settling into the run; Lisa interviews many in the business and considers objectively just how wise it is allowing your child to join a dropout apprentice nun’s adopted brood for six months.

It certainly isn’t the money. Dora was paid far less than the price of a decent stalls ticket each night, while the parents counted themselves lucky to get even a proportion of their own travel expenses paid. The true gain, as Lisa concludes by chatting with parents and professionals, is building confidence by channelling youthful energy and creativity into something good.

Lisa’s maternal thoughts and feelings, observations and reflections are an informative perspective for anybody with a stage-struck child. In the future, Dora may choose West End stars or NASA ones. Either way, in this book she will have a highly readable and entertaining record of a very special adventure; a pleasure we are lucky to share.
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"Great Showbiz and Theatrical Anecdotes,
A Connoisseur’s Collection"

By Ned Sherrin.
JR Books Ltd. £9.99. ISBN: 978-1-90621784-6
Available from www.amazon.co.uk (where this review also appears).

What can be said about Ned Sherrin that has not been already? The back jacket reminds us of his many talents as broadcaster, writer, director and presenter, and his untimely death left a vast gap in the entertainment world. His parting gift to us is this sharing of what he loved best; people and places instantly recognisable to anyone who has ever seen a play or watched a great film.

Always informative, frequently hilarious (and occasionally downright bawdy) this is a seemingly definitive A to Z of showbiz gossip and scandal. Sources are sometimes first hand, his years of contact with famous names combine with a phenomenal memory and extensive past library of work to provide much of the most credible material. Other times, references are carefully authenticated by those who ‘claimed to be there.’ Unlike others, Sherrin tries to avoid the hoarier tales whose constant retelling is their only validation. He admits to leaving in a few for completeness and to ward against reader comment, but for the most part the original prevail.

Roaming London and Broadway’s backstage, Hollywood’s soundstage and most frequently the dressing rooms and private homes of those employed there, Centuries of the very best tales are drawn together. Stars from David Garrick to Ian McKellen, writers Shaw to Shaffer, composers Hart to Lloyd Webber all have the best of their public and private moments recalled with the author’s trademark clarity, incisive wit and turn of phrase.

It’s the sometimes less familiar names who provide the most wonderful moments, though. Michael Bryant’s Badger discovery beautifully deflates an over-eager young choreographer, and the hoary old Pia Zadora / Anne Frank legend is finally laid to rest. The author doesn’t stint either when there are many tales to tell. Four pages of Sir Henry Irving’s wit ends in a ribald Shakespearian story that would make Juliet blush; the three on Alan Jay Lerner simply remind us how to bring down your final curtain in style.

Not for your elderly friend whose idea of theatre is a “nice romantic musical” perhaps, the language is very much the saltier stuff of the theatrical bar raconteur; but certainly required reading for anyone with even a passing interest in the lives of performers both past and present. Ned Sherrin’s voice speaks to the reader in a way few else can, and reading the final page is again to feel the pang of loss of his company, but a gratitude that we could have shared this time together
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"Sweeney Todd In Concert"

Region 0 DVD

Thanks to inflation, it has become impossible to reproduce the original Broadway 1979 staging of Stephen Sondheim and Hugh Wheeler's "Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street." Luckily, it was recorded (during a later 1982 tour) and was made available on DVD in 2005. Before that release, the score might have been lost but for this imaginative preservation attempt by the New York Philharmonic Orchestra, Rob Fisher and director Lonnie Price. In 2000 they came up with the idea of a concert version of the show, a success which lead to stagings in New York, Chicago and San Francisco, where this DVD was filmed.

Due to last-minute illness causing Bryn Terfel to drop out, the 2005 stage DVD’s George Hearn takes the lead as Todd in this concert version too. It is fascinating how age has mellowed both his voice and approach to the role, as Sweeney becomes more contemplative and relaxed than ever portrayed before.

His Mrs Lovett this time is Patti Lupone. The “Making Of” extras on this disc show Sondheim himself telling her to “sing what you like” if she forgets the words… and with a singing voice like that it is no wonder he is willing to compromise. Lupone’s only fault – also a problem with Neil Patrick “Doogie Howser MD” Harris as Toby – is the British accent during the dialogue scenes. Lupone runs from Maureen Lipman to Barbara Windsor, while Neil’s Toby is noticeably Cockney to Welsh. Like Lupone, Harris sings well, but he lacks emotional understanding during his pivotal “Not While I’m Around.” Sound comic timing compensates for this flaw, luckily.

The supporting cast make much use of both the energy and their considerable vocal talents. Among this ensemble, Victoria Clark as Beggar Woman / Lucy and Timothy Nolen as the Judge give probably the definitive rendition of their roles. The monkey cannot praise either small but important performance highly enough. Davis Gaines as Mark and Lisa Vroman as Johanna also provide strength in their sub-plot romance which remarkably lightens the evening while adding tension simultaneously.

Director Price admits that his “multi-level platforms surrounding the orchestra” approach keeps the actors running and the pace smart. Small cuts to the score keep the attention focused, and will not be noticed by most. Restored is “Johanna” – the Judge’s Song – which fans of the original cast album will delight in here. Sensibly simple dress and props give more than sufficient detail to enable the story to be told to anyone unfamiliar with the work.

With soaring chorals, some fine bleak comic moments and an Act One ending which is stronger than the fully staged original, this is a DVD that Sondheim collectors will want to have, and a good introduction for others to this composer’s masterpiece.

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"Marguerite"

Original 2008 London Cast Recording CD.
First Night Records. Item number: Cast CD102
available from www.dresscircle.com

“Intoxication” is a key number in this musical, bringing together the major storylines playing out to a dramatic finish. It could, though, just as easily describe the effect of this album on any listener giving it their full attention.

Capturing well the morally decadent atmosphere against which the tale of Occupied Paris unfolds, it goes further than many cast albums by offering a distinctive entertainment in its own right. The vocal performances allow character personalities to develop in listeners minds as easily as on stage, and careful editing keeps the storyline clear too.

Ruthie Henshall’s “China Doll” is as heartbreaking here as if she were singing standing by the piano at the Theatre Royal Haymarket. Annalene Beechey’s “Jazz Time” is similarly effective. Alexander Hanson’s confusion and sadism in “I Hate The Very Thought of Women” chills, while Matt Cross’s humour luckily relieves the ongoing grimness. The ensemble number lyrics are actually more comprehensible on CD than in the theatre, with their breathtaking hypocrisy providing a smart finish.

The usual high production standards of a First Night album are in evidence with a glossy lyric book, lavishly illustrated with production photographs and well-considered sleeve notes. A bonus track from the original demo recording is a final reason to make this album part of your stage collection as soon as possible.
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"Into The Woods"

Region 0 DVD
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As the era of the 80's mega-musical drew to a close, Sondheim weighed in with his effort "Into The woods." The lavishly staged original Broadway production was filmed for television, and released on DVD in 2005.

The basic fairytales of Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk and Cinderella become hopelessly and hilariously entangled during Act One, with a happy ending to bring the curtain down. By Act Two, though, a giantess is running amuck and Prince Charming is off charming someone else (not sure who, but a dwarf is involved). With the good advice of the Witch to be “careful the things to wish for” ignored, and the Narrator dead, the indecisive storybook characters must this time bring about their own happy endings, which they do to some beautiful music.

Perhaps some of the staging now looks a little dated. Indeed, the London production of this show (which followed Broadway’s by about a year) was already a step on from this original. London had a tighter book and less cumbersome set… but what it didn’t have was Bernadette Peters, Chip Zien and the delightfully bratty Danielle Ferland. You’ll enjoy all three performances here, along with Barbara Bryne’s well-judged comic turn as Jack’s exasperated mother and Kim Crosby’s winsomely witless Cinderella.

The sophisticated jokes fly, most landing brilliantly, and there is always something intellectual from Mr Sondheim’s lyric to keep interested those who consider themselves too old for fairy tales. If at times the script wanders and characters vanish too quickly, it doesn’t matter as the score forgives almost all.

Not quite as accessible as “Sweeney Todd,” but perhaps a little more so than “Company;” this DVD is a must for collectors of course, but also one to buy for those wishing to discover Sondheim at his most entertaining.
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"Company"

Region 2 DVD

Just how long can single New Yorker Robert (Bobby) remain, “a thing of beauty and a boy forever?” Today is his 35th birthday, and his (crazy) married friends are throwing him a surprise party. As it approaches, his thoughts turn towards love and whether someone special is waiting for him... or already passed him by…

John Doyle’s acclaimed New York 2006 Ethel Barrymore Theatre production is now released on DVD. The style is original 1970s “New York Sharp” for everybody except Raul Esparza’s Bobby - the naïve observer; and the cast play their own instruments, brilliantly.

This inspired concept allows the “Drive a Person Crazy” trio to set a new standard for this classic number and demonstrate Amy Justman as a fine pianist. Vocally, Barbara Walsh delivers “Ladies Who Lunch” with perfect control and triggers Bobby’s final emotional outpouring with masterful timing. Similarly, Heather Laws handles Amy’s equally intricate “Not Getting Married Today” patter with skill.

Angel Desai is liberation personified in a slinky top-of-piano performance as Marta, and outstanding are Kristin Huffman and Keith Buterbaugh. As Sarah and Harry, their inspired karate sequence will no doubt be copied by every new amateur director of this piece for years to come.

Unlike the 1995 Donmar Warehouse London production in which the actors interacted as equals within Bobby’s mind, here Bobby’s emotional immaturity is underlined. It works when Bobby is trying to analyse friends’ relationships, but reduces his cathartic closing number “Being Alive” to something rather self-pitying instead of actualising. Still, better than the monkey philosophy of love (find the one monkeyette who hates you more than any other monkey on the planet, and give her your house and car) perhaps.

This production shines as bright as the disc it is captured on. A dazzlingly deft dissection of a great work for Sondheim fans, a sound introduction to his wider works for those who first encountered him via 2008s “Sweeney Todd.” Either way, this is a must.

Note: The international edition of this DVD, does not include the “extras” printed on the case. Apparently they were sadly not cleared for international release, but this information wasn’t received early enough to remove mention on the packaging.

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"Wicked In Rock"

By Kerry Ellis
2008 release.
Exclusive to "Dress Circle" - Click here to buy.

There is a strange law of genetics which says the very best West End leading ladies should be shorter than 5ft 5 tall and have amazingly huge voices. Kerry Ellis joins Elaine Paige and Linzi Hateley in that number, and here releases a very special treat for "Wicked" fans and general musical theatre lovers equally.

So good as "Elphaba" that she was stolen from the London production to play the Broadway version for six months in 2008, until we could steal her back in December; Kerry's parting gift is a stunning three track disc showcasing her voice at its finest.

"Defying Gravity" may be identified with belter Idina Menzel, but Ellis takes it to new heights with a rock beat and razor-sharp vocal performance setting a vision for the future which we just know is the right path to follow. Utterly convincing and demands attention to every note - you'll be glad your teen daughter has this on permanent loop when she buys it, as there is something extra to hear each time.

Track two is monkey favourite "I'm Not That Girl." Who knows if Kerry has ever felt that way in real life (c'mon, you really think she ever has?!); but whatever she draws on to deliver this could make her a fortune, bottled and sold to musical theatre students. Another sophisticated arrangement and deeply thought out lead vocal, this isn't just a cry of pain, but the human condition heart-breakingly summarized.

The final track, "No One But You" is a contrast to the "Wicked" score, offering a chance for Ellis to explore her performing range and providing a neat treat to round off with. Highly reccomended.
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"Sunday In The Park With George"

2006 London Cast Recording CD
PS Classics 82876823482

This memorably captures forever in small laser etched pits rather than paint spots, London’s Menier Chocolate Factory production of a modern Sondheim classic experiment.

On stage, effective use was made of back projections to provide a canvas for artist Seurat and his muse Dot. Here, the sound is balanced to ensure the performers’ voices are always to the fore and every word is clear. Jenna Russell’s voice is warm – with a hint of exasperation – as she chides George for his lack of affection. Daniel Evans meanwhile manages a clinical detachment with her while remaining interesting to us as he shares the thoughts of the creating artist.

Elsewhere on the recording, the unforgettable park scenes involving everybody at the Grande Jatte are powerfully evoked with a sense of space and distance achieved by careful studio work. The orchestra itself was small in the theatre, and sensibly are augmented by three extra players here. The richness of "We Do Not Belong Together" impresses with its simplicity - the feeling not overwhelmed (as usually happens) by a too elaborate orchestration. Oh, and "Everybody Loves Louis" is a hoot, too... wonderful bawdy comic timing.

The overall effect is considerably less harsh than the Broadway recording. The re-writing Sondheim did of Act Two for the original National Theatre London production also stands the test of time, which means the disc is strong throughout, rather than fading towards the end as on the previous recording. Another unmissable addition to the collection for Sondheim fans, especially as this is the first time the score has been released almost entirely uncut.

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"A Little Night Music"
(region 1 - may not play on UK region 2 machines).

Much maligned on cinema release, this Hal Prince film version of the Sondheim classic musical has languished in the vaults until now. Time hasn't been kind to the print - the DVD faithfully shows every scratch on it, uncorrected by the low-budget company releasing the movie for the first time on disc. Still, through the gloom (allegedly sometimes there to flatter star Elizabeth Taylor) a fascinating production emerges.

Elizabeth Taylor sings, and actually makes a fair job of sending in the clowns. Len Cariou as Frederick is as fatally charming as he could be, while Hermione Gingold produces the perfect acid commentary on events from her chair. Add Diana Rigg and an early performance by Lesley Dunlop, but subtracting (sadly) "Miller's Son" and two other numbers from the score and the result is a flawed but highly watchable gem.

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"Fiddler On The Roof"
2006 London Cast Recording.
Label: matheatre  

The Sheffield production which was thrice extended at the Savoy Theatre is captured on CD to delight all who were lucky enough to see the show.

For the first time a contemporary sound has been brought to the well loved score and what it lacks in Broadway strings it makes up for in a percussion and accordion which bring the rhythm of old Russia appropriately to the fore The warmth of Henry Goodman's voice is combined with his vocal acting abilities to produce a Tevye of depth and originality. Moving from the childish joy of "If I Were a Rich Man" to the heartbroken introspection of "Chavaleh" the role is his own as much on record as on stage.

 Of his family, Alexandra Silber delights during "Matchmaker" and together with Beverley Klein's numerous contributions justify this recording alone. Special mention must be given to the ensemble too, who create choral beauty during "Sabbath Prayer" and later cause tears to be shed at the bravado of "Anatevka" - the chilling line "We are not in America Yet" providing the bittersweet finish that ends a remarkable disc perfectly. 

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"Shakespeare"
by Bill Bryson.
Atlas Books / Harper Press. ISBN 9780007197897

For those who don't know Bill Bryson, he is the Iowan anglophile with the ability to see the world from a uniquely entertaining perspective. In this short book his gaze turns to Shakespeare and in true Bryson fashion comes up with a new angle for a biography... telling us how little is actually known about the man who may or may not have existed yet still provided a few enduring plays.

Padding out the actual facts (a Shakespeare family were prominent in Stratford-Upon-Avon at one time, a Shakespeare signed a witness statement to a London court, a group of actors remembered enough of their roles fifteen years ago to publish a book of plays bearing his name and a nice sketch of a man who could be him) with descriptions of the time he may have lived, the result is the usual Bryson romp through Englishness. The book works best as an informed look at the period - the monkey loved shuddering at the descriptions of theatregoing behaviour of the time (not a lot different to audiences at... well, never mind...) - and the arbitrariness of life back then. If the water didn't get you, the food / laws / drunken rabble would - and there was little could be done about it.

A swift overview of the plays themselves proved amusing in that nobody seems truly sure of the order in which they were written, or indeed whether they are the product of one author. Bryson deals with the various claims of ownership decisively, proving at least one to be false beyond reasonable doubt. He is keen to keep an open mind that collaboration may have happened, though, and provides a convincing explanation as to why. Add sub-plots on Shakespeare's sexuality and how close he came to execution for treason; combine with an obvious appreciation of the works themselves and the result is a very readable history-cum-biography that should entertain as well as enlighten.
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The Musical World of Boublil and Schonberg
by Margaret Vermette.
Applause Theatre Book Publishers. £9.99
ISBN: 1557837155 or 978-1557837158

One of the peculiar items in the monkey stocking this past season was the glittering thing it wouldn't talk about earlier. One of the others was this book... having read it, the monkey isn't sure which is stranger. Margaret Vermette is apparently an experienced author, writing for respected publications including "Musical Stages." This book may surprise connoisseur readers of that publication.

Those expecting a comprehensive composer / lyricist biography or indeed critique of the duo's work will be disappointed. Objective commentary on their output is also out. To her credit, Vermette admits at the outset to being a fan, and the photograph on the back confirms it. And this is where the monkey began wondering...

Split into three sections, the first is simply a tribute to them. Vermette seems to consider the mens' current record to be an apex of theatrical achievement equal to that of Lloyd Webber and Rogers and Hammerstein. The casual reader won't mind... anyone who really loves the subject may well be scratching their heads by this stage, though.

On to section two. The first part promises a "biographical portrait" - but is shortened to more of a charcoal sketch of each man. Still, it is a well-executed sketch and a full biography at some point would be welcome. Following this, a particularly dull (to the informed) / mostly already published before (for the obsessive fan who has read all the articles) / fascinating (to the theatrical first timer or outsider) section deals with the creative processes and teams behind the shows. Much of the material seems drawn from already published sources or has been said before. For those who really don't know how a show is created there is plenty to read. For the rest, it is just another rundown - though you can compare the slight differences in methods between this team and Sondheim, for example.

Finally, a fairly useful "Fact File" detailing plot, awards and odd facts for each show is provided. The discography isn't comprehensive - the monkey itself owns recordings not mentioned - but as a quick reference the monkey suddenly saw the point of the work. Expanded to include full cast change dates and details, along with venues, this section in itself could be the basis of a really satisfying work.

Obviously researched with love, and readably written, the book should delight the casual theatregoer captivated by the pair's musical creativity. More experienced theatregoers may find the reference section helpful, but overall the monkey wished for something more original and incisive.

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"The Shakespeare Secret"
By J.L. Carrell.
Sphere Paperback. ISBN: 9780751540352

In the USA known as "Interred With Their Bones"
By Jennifer Lee Carrell
Dutton Adult Hardback. ISBN: 0525949704

What a romp this is! For those, like the monkey, who felt "The Da Vinci Code" over-hyped and totally obvious from a quarter of the way through; J.L. Carrell's alternative proves that Bill the Quill blueprints are far superior. Carrell's sly wit in construction means this is a thriller working on more levels than a Canary Wharf elevator operator.

Taken one way, you have "Indiana Jones and the Raider of the Lost Art" as academic turned theatre director Kate swings across the planet in search of the Bard's lost work. Complete with requisite "Hmm, there appears to be a... here" and "With One Bound our Hero Was Free" moments, it's all the clichés a good thriller should have - and seldom goes flat for more than the odd page.

Pause a moment, and you realise that there is more to it. The chapter layout echoes Shakespearian plays, as does the pace with events unfolding in tried-and-tested theatrical patterns. After a while, look back over the chapters and find some very obviously Old Swan reverencing hallmarks in the tale. (DON'T READ THIS LINE TO AVOID A SPOILER) you get a trail of corpses, some cross-dressing and plenty of twisted families and classic Globe-stage disposal methods littering the plot.

There's a third level beyond this, though, and that is a level of scholarship in the research which fans of Bill Bryson's latest "Shakespeare" (reviewed in a previous "Mashed Banana") will appreciate. Carrell takes what we know and creates a loving fantasia on it that manages to both convince and parody without breaking the spell.

Sure, other thriller writers arguably have slightly better control of pace - moving the action along without resort to the most obvious devices - but the stagelike signalling of these suits the style of the work, and the result is fun that kept the monkey reading until the final potion (champagne) was drunk... with the expected results...
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"The London Theatre Guide - Second Edition"
By Richard Andrews.
Metro Publications. ISBN: 9781902910284

Want to become an instant expert on West End theatre history, architecture, traditions, stage terms, superstitions and spooks? This pocket sized guide is the one to buy. Richard Andrews is the highly respected owner of theatrenet.co.uk, as well as being an experienced box office clerk and having years of general experience in London theatre. His first attempt at producing "The London Theatre Guide" in 2002 suffered from dense layout which concealed much of the enjoyable detail. This new edition remedies that, and is clearly the book he hoped to produce originally.

A new design makes effective use of scarlet and pink contrasting with black print to both highlight and divide information for clear reading and quick reference. Seating plan pages have red backgrounds to make them easy to locate, while pink panels allow the author to share both wit and wisdom with readers to break up the more formal material. These welcome expansions include historical information as well as memorable quotes from audiences down the years.

Also arresting are some of the photographs gleaned from the English Heritage collection. Only up close can you really appreciate the plasterwork of the Lyric ceiling and the detail above Wyndham's proscenium arch. Combined with brief and readable, yet comprehensive histories for each theatre the result is an appealingly pint-sized reference work for theatre historians more used to hefty volumes.

There are the odd gripes of course. Theatre changes quickly and a few shops and restaurants mentioned are no longer trading. Some systems - like that for obtaining discount parking - have altered slightly, and the odd website address is incorrect, "The Mousetrap" doesn't have an official site with a ticket agency, for example. The seating plans themselves don't show all numbers either (count the little blocks instead) but because they are mostly on single pages they are clear in a visible at-a-glance style.

With extra information on pleasures like walking tours and backstage visits adding a dimension rarely found in other theatre guide books, combined with the clear passion for his subject, the overall result is easily worth the cover price for first time visitors and theatre aficionados alike.

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"Life After Tomorrow"
A film by Julie Stevens and Gil Cates Jr.
www.lifeaftertomorrow.com
Region 1 DVD - this disc will play on multi-regional and American / Canadian DVD players. It may not play on UK region 2 only, or other similarly "region locked" machines.
Runs 1 hour 15 minutes approximately, plus over 45 minutes of extra material.

Nearly thirty years have passed since "Annie" first opened on Broadway - and later gave a young monkey a lifelong case of "showtunes" on transfer to London. Millions of youngsters have looked forward to the promise of "Tomorrow," moaned (or rapped) about their "Hard Knock Life" and reminded us that "You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile." A very lucky few actually played in the show professionally on Broadway or one of the U.S tours. Question is, what happened to them once they outgrew the "cute orphan" phase? Ex-Hannigan charge turned film-maker Julie Stevens decided to find out, giving over forty (now adult) cast members a chance to reminisce and ruminate on their time in red dress or rags.

From audition memories and the first Goodspeed Opera House tryout (for those who thought Andrea McArdle was the original Annie, wrong, think Kristen Vigard) to Broadway, endless road tours and on to adulthood, both the cast and creative team remind us just how long ago the 1970s were. Eight auditions over a year, each up to six hours long for those not "cut on sight" were normal. Children aged between 7 and 12 exited the stage door and headed into New York's notorious "Studio 54" nightclub three times a week, or else passed their time skating near a brothel, taunting the workers. The theatre itself was equally unsafe, with intensive biology and sociological lessons courtesy of a jealous adult cast. "I was 10, going on 40" was how one girl put it; oh, and Miss Hannigan didn't always pull her punches either. Throw in pushy moms brawling, a stalker with a gun and a slightly odd super-fan with an amazing collection of 'Annie' goods and it is small wonder the former orphans would, to a woman, discourage their own children from going into the acting business.

It isn't all bleak, though. The well-balanced mixture of interviews and original show footage allow the unreality and humour of the situation to emerge too. Removing longer sequences to the "extras" section of the DVD (the re-united cast routines with original choreography are a must in this section of the disc) allows both the story of the show, and those who took part in it, to meld seamlessly and simultaneously into both record and investigative retrospective of an iconic production. With the chance to hear from famous names like Sarah Jessica Parker and Allison Smith, as well as rare footage of Charnin and Strouse, this is a cautionary tale well worth watching for both fans of the show and those considering a child-star career.

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