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ARTS THEATRE

A GUIDE TO SEXUAL MISERY (comedy)
NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN OR THE EASILY OFFENDED.
10th September until 13th November 2010

Wolfgang Weinberger returns to the West End with this sexological comedy show.

Having already been seen by more than half a million grateful people in Europe, comedy sexologist Wolfgang Weinberger brings another healthy dose of comic relief from our relationships to the Arts Theatre.

The show’s latest additions include ‘A Guide to Failure / Triumph at Online Dating and features the all new ‘Meet Market’ for singles, couples and even more complicated people at the Arts Theatre’s bar.

Based in Vienna, the spiritual home of analysis, Wolfgang Weinberger has made it his work to improve the sex lives of his fellow men (and women) and following orgasmic reviews in Edinburgh, London and around the world he once again is giving the UK the benefit of his years of hands-on research.

Night after night, this unique show produces riotous laughter without a single joke being told – the truth about our very own sex lives is all it takes!

Part one ‘Sexual Misery’ will teach you exactly how you make yourself miserable (like you didn’t know already) and if you are one of the small percentage of the population with a great sex life, you’ll get to know the secrets of everyone else in the audience, and how they make themselves and/or their partners miserable!

Part two concentrates on ‘Sexual Bliss’ and gives you audiences the opportunity to ask those questions niggling at the back of their minds, or elsewhere. It’s all anonymous and very revealing as well as often hysterical.

As Wolfgang Weinberger says, “From my research in London already it would be true to say that Londoners are the most sexually aware in they world – they are simply not afraid to ask! It’s not that they are all talk and no trousers its simply that in this country asking if you had a good weekend, means something quite different!”

Bring along a date, or your mate. Or meet your mate there. This show could dramatically change your sex life - the fun doesn’t end when the curtain comes down.


WARNING:
This show could dramatically change your sex life!

www.sexualmisery.com is the show website.



 

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Performance Schedule:
The monkey advises checking performance times on your tickets and that performances are happening as scheduled, before travelling.

Friday and Saturday at 10pm
Extra performances 26th September and 24th October 2010 at 7.30pm


 

Ticket Prices:

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Stalls
Rows BB to G: £25
Rows H to N: £20

Dress Circle
All seats £20

Dress Circle Slips
All seats £15

 

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Buying Tickets Online:

Other Box Office Information

Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
www.artstheatrewestend.com is the site for this theatre.

Sales are handled by "Lovetheatre.com" - the same company who operate the "Theatremonkey Ticketshop." Choose your show from the drop down menu on the booking page.

Booking fees per ticket for online bookings:
£1.25.

Other Online Choices (with S.T.A.R. genuine ticket agencies):

Encore Tickets offer £25 seats with a discount and no booking fee (£15 seats with a £4 booking fee per ticket) - plus optional UK postage of £1.50 per booking, not per ticket, available if time allows. Discounts and "Meal and Show" packages may also be available. Quality and Value hotel / theatre ticket packages are also available.

ALSO SEE Tickettree.com for great value "hotel and theatre ticket" packages.

Other Independent S.T.A.R. ticket agencies may also offer an alternative choice of seats.

 

Box Office Information:
Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers may be available click here.
Theatre Box Office:
Telephone: 0845 017 5584
Operated by "Lovetheatre.com" on behalf of the venue.

Booking fees per ticket for telephone bookings:
£1.25 per ticket.

 

For personal callers or by post: 6/7 Great Newport Street, London, WC2H 7JB
No booking fee for personal callers. Box Office usually open from 12 noon on day of performance only. Check before travelling.

 

Special Access Needs Customers:
Wheelchair users and other registered disabled theatregoers can call 0207 836 8531 for information.

www.artstheatrewestend.com is the venue website.

 

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Theatre Seat Opinions:
Please remember that cheaper seats often do not offer the same view / location quality as top price ones, and that ticket prices are designed to reflect this difference.

 

Seating Plan Diagram

Stalls Dress Circle Notes
STALLS 
The circle overhangs the stalls at row E. 

Pillars are located at the ends of rows G and H. These pillars affect seats in Row H, numbers 1,2, 15 and 16 and J18, though only J18 (not generally on sale - and removed) was directly behind one. The monkey is just not keen on the other seats around the pillars though. It also opts for more central seats in this venue, taking the first and last two or three in each row as a final choice. The only exception is in rows M and N, where seats 1 and 2 are more central than in other rows.

The high stage makes viewing from rows A to D a neck-aching experience. From row E back however, the rake compensates sufficiently to provide good views. 

In row B a reader notes,
"B1: Would definitely go for something more central if I could have chosen. Still had a good view though, although felt a bit disconnected from the action by being right at the side."

Further along the row, a reader says,
"B11: Seat was SO creaky I had to move to the empty one next to me. It was creaking like no theatre seat has ever creaked before. Avoid this seat. View from 1 along was very good and squeak free."

Regular theatremonkey seat reporting reader Mark says,
"Row C centre - Good clear view of the stage."

In row D, he adds,
"D9: for 'Naked Boys Singing' it's certainly close enough to see everything, put it that way."

Rows AA and BB at the very front of the stalls are generally removed. If row AA is in use and discounted then some may well find it worth the neck ache thinks the monkey. If row BB is the front row and not discounted it's not a bad view, but possibly expensive for those who prefer to take in the stage without the strain.

One reader notes,
"F5 and 6 were as good as they get in this small venue."

The rear stalls are close to the stage in this tiny theatre. At high prices, some visitors may want to avoid the edges of rows to maximise value. If sold at second price though, as is row L usually, the monkey considers them pretty good, even if the top of the set may be missing.

With all seats the same price, the monkey would go for seats forward of row L first.

If there are two prices in the rear stalls with the cheaper ones starting at row M, it would take M over L and save a little, and would take row M before dress circle row F at the same price. For "A Guide To Sexual Misery" (September 2010) row H is cheaper than the row in front - worth thinking about, feels the monkey...

Legroom is acceptable throughout the stalls.


DRESS CIRCLE 
Called the CIRCLE in this theatre.

Six rows of seats cling to a narrow shelf, with a further two rows extending from the circle down the sides of the theatre. 

View from all central block seats in the circle is fine, despite the low bar running across the front of row A. Row F is a bench, so arrive early to stake out your portion. 

Wheelchair spaces are at the side of row F, offering a good view but distraction from the soundboard when positioned nearby. See Notes. If the soundboard is used and positioned here it is worth avoiding row E seats 4 to 9 and F seats 1, 2, 7 and 8 if you dislike that kind of interference!

Side circle seats, Rows R and L 1 to 14 have bars restricting the sightlines. These rows are benches too, so again arrive early to stake out your portion! The price makes them worth considering, if the discount for restricted view is worthwhile - though you may want to pay the same to sit in the front row or rear rows of the stalls instead for legroom / seat width comfort in particular.

On odd occasions when row F seats are the same price as slips, the monkey would go for seats in row F first. When rear stalls are also the same price it would take rear stalls first.

Legroom is poor throughout the circle, notably rows R and L.



Notes
Total 350 seats approx.

Not air conditioned. Be prepared for a hot and uncomfortable time in the height of summer, alas. To minimise the effects, seating in the front stalls is normally coolest as heat rises - and is also trapped in Circle overhang. Just a bit of advice from someone in the theatre industry who has a grasp of physics...

2 Spacious bars.

Guide dogs are welcome either inside or dog-sat. Audio described and signed performances occasionally. Step-free access from foyer to Circle. Wheelchair access is via a side entrance and there is an adapted toilet near the Circle seats (just a unisex one though). Contact staff in advance for full information on 0207 836 8531. Fuller details from www.theatre-access.co.uk or Artsline on 020 7388 2227 or e-mail artsline@dircon.co.uk.  A "venue access guide" from the team who created book "Theatremonkey, A Guide to London's West End," is available to download in PDF format by clicking here.

1 gentleman's and 1 ladies toilet on each level. 

 

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Getting to this Theatre
Find this theatre on a Street Map
Nearest Underground Station Buses Car Park
Nearest Underground Station:
Leicester Square - Northern (black) and Piccadilly (dark blue) lines.

Plan your tube journey to this station using the button below:
 

The escalator from the platforms deposits passengers into a circular space with a number of staircases leading to the surface. Beside each staircase is a vast white panel listing the places accessible from that exit. 

Look for the one showing the Arts theatre. It is marked "Charing Cross Road East" and "Cranbourn Street". When you leave the ticket gates, do a 180 degree "U" turn. This exit is hidden behind you, between the gates! Go up the first little staircase. At the top of it, turn right, taking the "Cranbourn Street" exit. Go up the stairs. In front of you will be Cranbourn Street. On the opposite side of the road are shops.
 

Turn to your left. Walk to the end of the street.

 If you see the Hippodrome Nightclub on the opposite corner across a busy road, turn around. Wrong Way. If you reach the end of the street and see a large restaurant - The Sussex on the opposite corner, well done. 


Do not cross the road to it. Instead just turn left at the corner. The Arts is ahead of you on the left, a small building on Great Newport Street.

If you take the other staircase at Leicester Square station then at the top, in front of you will be Charing Cross Road. On the opposite corner, notice the Hippodrome Nightclub and a wide pedestrianised street. Turn to your right then right again at the corner and walk down Cranbourn Street passing the entrance you originally aimed for and missed. Change to the other side of the road and walk to the end of the street. If you reach the end of the street and see a large restaurant "the Sussex" on the opposite corner, well done. Do not cross the road to it. Instead just turn left at the corner. The Arts is ahead of you on the left, a small building on Great Newport Street.

 

Buses:
24, 29 and 176 stop on Charing Cross Road. Walk down Cranbourn Street to the end, changing to the other side of the street as you go. If you reach the end of the street and see a large restaurant - The Sussex on the opposite corner, well done. Do not cross the road to it. Instead just turn left at the corner. The Arts is ahead of you on the left, a small building on Great Newport Street.

 

Car Park:
Newport Place, China Town. On leaving, use Gerard Street to get you onto Shaftesbury Avenue. On Shaftesbury Avenue look to your right. The brown brick building to your right is the Palace Theatre. Don't bother crossing the road, but turn to your right on Shaftesbury Avenue and walk in the direction of it. When you come to the main road intersection in front of Shaftesbury Avenue, cross Charing Cross Road at the traffic lights. Now turn to your right and walk down Charing Cross Road, crossing Litchfield Street as you go.

Next is Newport Street. Turn left into it and the Arts Theatre is along on your left on the same side of the road.

 

  


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