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APOLLO THEATRE
Shaftesbury Avenue

 

THE VORTEX (play)
Ends 7th June 2008

Socialite Florence draws her solace from younger men... all except her son. He may be a hedonist, but still seeks his mother's attention. The alternative is trouble...

Felicity Kendal stars in this Noel Coward work directed by Peter Hall.


 
Theatremonkey Opinion:
A fairly short evening - barely 1 hour 40 minutes with two intervals. They do throw in two scene changes and some "names" in the cast, though, so basic value isn't in that much doubt. Peter Hall's usual intellectual direction gives the evening more weight than the monkey expected from Coward; it flattens the early part of the evening perhaps, but pays off in the final act with all the impact the original must have had... and adds an extra idea or two as well...

Felicity Kendal does shallow perfectly, and coupled with Hall's direction gets much out of the role. Son Nicky (Dan Stevens) is allowed an emotional range too, adding to the heaviness mentioned earlier perhaps, yet providing interest with his performance providing clues to his upbringing and mother's attitudes.

The rest of the cast manage well too, with Phoebe Nicholls Helen a key player in Hall's scheme to find something new in the work. Probably not the finest production of "The Vortex" ever (if you believe the professional reviewers), but more than enough to prove that under a good director Coward still has the power to provoke and remain relevant even after all these years.

 

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(1 review)

The Vortex is well worth going to see. The acting is good, the plot tight and the pace gathers momentum. Felicity Kendall, although not brilliant, does well.

We obtained an excellent deal through Theatremonkey.com. Originally our seats were in the Upper Circle but as this was a matinee performance and the house not full, we were upgraded to the Dress Circle. Despite being on the back row, seats G1 and G2 afforded an excellent view and there was plenty of leg room.

The Apollo is a beautiful theatre and the White Horse just around the corner in Soho, perhaps the cheapest pub in London.

John Lafferty
 

 

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Performance Schedule:
The monkey advises checking performance times on your tickets and that performances are happening as scheduled, before travelling.

Monday to Saturday at 8pm
Wednesday at 3pm and 8pm
Saturday at 4pm and 8pm

Runs 1 hour 50 minutes approximately.
 

 

Ticket Prices:

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Stalls:
rows AA to Q: £45
rows R and S: £35
 

Dress Circle: £45
Restricted view Dress Circle: £25

Upper Circle: £25
Upper Circle row A and restricted view: £15

Balcony: £15
 

Boxes (when sold) A, B, C, D and E: £35 per seat; Boxes F and G: £15 per seat.


 

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Buying Tickets Through the Venue:

More Ticket Buying Options

Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems.
Theatre Box Office:
Shared between two companies at this venue
Telephone: 0870 830 0200
(020 7087 7500 if you cannot use the 0870 number)
Operated by See Tickets on behalf of the venue.

OR
Telephone:  0870 040 0080
Operated by Keith Prowse Tickets on behalf of the venue.

Online:
Shared between two companies at this venue

www.nimaxtheatres.com or www.seetickets.com

Other Online Booking Options: click here.
 

Booking fees per ticket for telephone and online bookings:
With See Tickets: £3 fee on £45 seats, £2.50 on £35 tickets, £2 on £25, £1.25 on £15 tickets. Pays for the swirls, thinks the monkey...

With Keith Prowse Ticketing / Nimax Theatres Online: £2.50 fee on £45 seats, £2 on £35 tickets, £1.50 on £25, £1 on £15 tickets.

For personal callers or by post: Shaftesbury Avenue, London. W1V 7HD
No booking fee for personal callers.

Special Access Needs Customers:
Wheelchair users and other registered disabled theatregoers can book their seats on 020 7087 7960 or 0870 895 5505 (Minicom 020 7087 7839) and enquire about concessionary prices that may be available to them. The wheelchair users line connects directly to the See Theatres phoneroom helpdesk in London. See Notes.
 

More Ticket Buying Options: Using S.T.A.R. genuine ticket agencies.
Tickets offered differ between outlets. Outlets also may offer different seats via their phone and online systems. Offers May be available - Click Here

When the box office does not have what you require, the Theatremonkey Ticketshop offers an extra selection of top price £45 seats with a £4.50 per ticket booking fee. Slightly higher than the box office, but lower than most agencies. Worth checking if the box office cannot provide the exact tickets you might require. Simply select the show from the "drop down" menu in the centre of the page. Note that this system will confirm exact seat numbers prior to purchase.

Another alternative is Ticketmaster.co.uk who offer £45 seats with a £2.50 per ticket booking fee (£2 on £35, £1.50 on £25, £1 on £15 seats), plus £2.25 per booking (not per ticket) handling charge.

Encore Tickets offer £45 seats with an £11 booking fee per ticket (£9 on £35 seats, £6.50 on £25 seats) - plus optional UK postage of £1 per booking, not per ticket, available if time allows. Discounts and "Meal and Show" packages may also be available. Quality and Value hotel / theatre ticket packages are also available.

Other Independent S.T.A.R. ticket agencies may also offer an alternative choice of seats.
 

 
 
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Theatre Seat Opinions:
Please remember that cheaper seats often do not offer the same view / location quality as top price ones, and that ticket prices are designed to reflect this difference.

Seating Plan Diagram

Stalls Dress Circle Upper Circle Balcony Notes
STALLS 
The Dress Circle overhangs row N. Rows P to S lose their view of the top of the stage view due to this.

The stage is very high in this theatre. Those in rows AA to C will experience neck strain looking upwards - for many rows A and B at top price might be avoidable due to this. If row AA isn't discounted, casual visitors paying top price might want to avoid this row if they are prone to discomfort.

A good rake in the stalls ensures good to excellent views from almost all seats in rows D to N. A centre aisle means the prime seats in the middle of the theatre have the added luxury of space next to them.

A reader comments of row AA,
"I sat front row and view was fine. Stage slopes down and there's a rail then the stage so not too much in your face."

A few rows behind that, a reader says,
"Got row C at a discount - absolutely fine"

Reader Monica says,
"We sat in row F which is too near as the stage is high, I would recommend sitting H and behind. It is a small theatre therefore most of the seats in the stalls probably have a good view". 

Reader John Lafferty agrees,
"Our seats were in the seventh row and we were right on top of the action, of which we had an unencumbered view."

Monkey regular seat connoisseur reporter James says,
"“Sat in Stalls K9 and K10 – great seats with a great rake. There was a particularly tall person in front of me as is always the way, but if it wasn’t for this then there’d be no problem with the seats at all.”

He does note, though that this was for a one-off performance though that didn’t have big sets / lighting, so it could be different for other productions. The monkey feels his instincts pretty spot-on for all circumstances, though.

A professional reviewer noted that for "Glengarry Glen Ross" ( in October 2007) that row L 11 and 12 have a problem if someone taller sits in front of you. This may have been due to the set not having the usual plinth raising it from the stage. The monkey welcomes further comments, contact us.

Row O seats 7 and 8 offer an uninterrupted view down the centre aisle.

Reader Wim says,
"seat N7 in the stalls: perfect view, reasonable leg room, comfortable chairs. I did move to the centre seat of row O (which was almost empty) during the break because of the luxurious leg space in front of that row."

Row O seats 1,2,13 and 14 are disconcertingly pinned in pairs to the side wall of the theatre, either side of the deep alcove which houses the rest of rows O to S. The view is OK, but a weird place for seats.

Behind those, a reader says,
"My ticket was centre Row R. I'm only 5'10.5" tall but for the first time in my life I found I could NOT sit in the seat. It was unbearably uncomfortable. There is next to no leg room and my knees would have been either continually bumping the back of or around the ears of the person sitting in front of me. I kindly asked the House Manager if I could have an aisle seat. There were very accommodating stating that they realise the limited legroom in those seats.

I ended up in P1 which is fantastic, perfect view because the back stall seats are pretty much centre."

Wheelchair users are able to use this theatre, and have a reasonable view too! See Notes.

Legroom is excellent for all but the tallest throughout the Stalls until row Q. Row O offers extra space as a gangway runs in front of it.



Stalls Boxes
Boxes A and B are either side of the stage. They are designated restricted view as the nearest side of stage cannot be seen. Sold at top or second price when not needed for technical use. Each box has three seats.

If available, these boxes are worth considering as an alternative to seats in the Circles.




DRESS CIRCLE 
A shallow ledge above and at the back of the stalls, with a poor rake. Seats are split into a central and two side blocks by aisles.

A single metal bar in front of the aisles affects the view from row A seats 12,13,20 and 21.

The central block faces the stage. Seats here offer only fair value for money as they are far from the stage and suffer a shallow rake, affecting the view from row C back.

Reader John Lafferty reports,
"Despite being on the back row, seats G1 and G2 afforded an excellent view and there was plenty of leg room."

The two side blocks curve inwards, and many seats here are designated restricted view due to the viewing angle precluding seeing the side eighth of the stage. These seats are - Row A 2, 3, 4, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31; B 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32; C 1, 2, 25, 26, 27; D 1, 2, 3, 23, 24, 26. It is probably worth avoiding them, and the rest of the seats in these blocks too. If you must, take those seats closest to the centre aisle.

Poor legroom throughout the circle for many, worst in row A.


Dress Circle Boxes
Boxes C, D and E are at Dress Circle level next to the stage. When sold they offer adequate but side on views of the stage. Box D is best, being halfway between stage and Dress Circle. Two boxes have three seats each, one box can seat four people.

If available these boxes are worth considering as an alternative to seats in the Circles for comfort, but not really for view.

 



UPPER CIRCLE
High up, with a shallow rake. The balcony above overhangs the circle but does not affect the view noticeably.

A metal bar runs across the front of the circle, with a second bar at the ends of the aisles, affecting the view in row A, notably seats 6, 18, 19 and 33 and B 12 and 13.

Reader Julian Taylor reports:
"I sat in B13 in the Upper Circle, would that I had spotted the red mark of doom before booking! The seat itself seemed designed for the benefit of a contortionist, though, oddly enough, knee-room was adequate for my 6ft plus.

My view of the action was blocked almost entirely by the head of the person in front, who leant forward for the duration, this, and the brass bar blocked any view of action downstage - and there was a lot of it for the production I saw ("Virginia Woolf" in Spring 2006)."

In two blocks, with a centre aisle, the ends of the rows share the same restricted view problems as the Dress Circle below. 

Note that row A, rows B and C 1 to 3, D to F seats 1 to 4, Row B 23 to 25, Row C 22 to 25, Row D 21 to 23, Row E 19 to 22 and row F 17 to 20 are designated restricted view. It is worth avoiding the next two seats as well, to be on the safe side unless the price is good enough to make sitting here a bargain. Theatremonkey usually finds not.

Of the remaining seats, row B is best, the rest offer average value for a fairly distant view...even the box office are not keen on this Upper Circle.

Legroom is poor in all rows, notably A. Centre aisle seats should be requested for maximum comfort.
 

Upper Circle Boxes
Boxes F and G are above boxes C, D and E at Upper Circle level. These offer similar views to the Dress Circle boxes below, from a higher level. Normally sold at third price or less. Each box seats two people.

If available these boxes are worth considering as an alternative to seats in the Circles for comfort, but not really for view.



BALCONY
Directly above the Upper Circle, a superb view of aircraft at maximum cruising height can be seen below you, subject to cloud cover.

A metal bar runs across the front of the balcony, with a second bar at the ends of the aisles, affecting the view in row A, notably seats 20 and 21. Bars run between the rows too, but don't really affect the view for any but the absolute shortest. Some find them reassuring as well.

A shallow rake and being so high up means a modest view of the stage. The 6 seats either end of rows A to C are worst, as they curve to the sides of the auditorium. Rows D to F just induce vertigo. Usually, take C first, before B, then D - or for those who don't mind the height, pick E over D and save a few pounds... The monkey would skip central row A at second to bottom price for a slightly improved view behind that.

For "The Vortex" (February 2008) all balcony seats are the same £15 price. Monkey advice is go for the furthest forward (skip A for legroom if required) and most central possible. Rows E and F are final choice.

For other productions, row A and the very ends of rows B and C are usually reduced. Monkey feeling is that B 5, 6, 25 and 26 and C 5 and 24, all next to the more expensive seats, are the most average of the bunch and may be worth a look for those desperate for a ticket. Not a recommendation particularly, just an observation of a way to sit nearer more expensive seats and save a very little cash - if you have to see the show and don't get much other choice.

All seats here, except those marked normally offer a cheap way in to the show and value exactly matching the low price.

Legroom is tight in all seats, worst in row A.



Notes
Total 776 seats

Air-conditioning.

Infrared headsets, not working in the front row of the stalls. If short sighted and deaf, a problem! Guide dogs can be dogsat outside. 

The theatre has a stair lift to allow wheelchair users into the venue. They can either park at the ends of stalls row N - replacing 1, 2, 19 or 20 or transfer to any aisle seat - though O12, P11 and Q11 are considered the best bet. There is also an adapted toilet available. The monkey salutes RU Theatres for an amazing improvement in facilities at this venue. Interestingly, the stair lift is installed in the original "Pit" entrance - at one time the "Pit" was an area of cheap seating at the rear of the stalls.

Other good news is that there are two disabled parking spaces behind the theatre in Archer Street. Fuller details from www.seetickets.com or 0870 895 5505 or e-mail customer.relations@seetickets.com.  

No food except Ice cream and confectionery.

Two bars. Stalls and Upper Circle.

Seven Toilets. Stalls 1 gents 1 cubicle, 2 ladies, 3 and 4 cubicles respectively; 1 adapted disabled unit. Upper Circle 1 gents 1 cubicle, 1 ladies 2 cubicles; Balcony 1 gents 1 cubicle, 1 ladies 2 cubicles.

 

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Getting to this Theatre
Find this theatre on a Street Map. The theatre is just to the right of the arrow.
Nearest Underground Station Buses Car Park
Nearest Underground Station:
Piccadilly Circus - Piccadilly (Dark Blue) and Bakerloo (Brown) lines.

Plan your tube journey to this station using the button below:
 

The escalator from the platforms ends in a large circular underground area. 

After leaving the barriers, turn to your left, and follow the curve of the barriers around until you see an exit to your right with the sign "Subway 4" over it. Walk under this sign.

Walk through this tunnel and take the first staircase to your right, marked "Shaftesbury Avenue", take the stairs up to the street.

At the top of the stairs, take a very sharp "U Turn" through 180 degrees to your left. Look forwards and upwards for the huge "Sanyo" sign. Walk forwards towards it.

The busy road to your left is Shaftesbury Avenue. If you see the Prince of Wales Theatre, and Trocadero centre, wrong way.

For the Apollo Theatre cross the road and turn to your right, walk under the covered area where the cash ATM's and street artists are. Walk straight on, crossing Denman Street, and Great Windmill Street. Pass the Lyric Theatre and the Apollo Theatre is the next on Shaftesbury Avenue.

 

Buses:
14,19,22B, 38,53,88,94,159 To Shaftesbury Avenue.

 
Car Park:
Denman Street. Turn to your left as you leave the car park. If you see the Piccadilly Theatre, wrong way. Walk to the end of the street and turn left. Walk straight on, crossing Great Windmill Street, Pass the Lyric Theatre and the Apollo Theatre is the next on Shaftesbury Avenue.

Also possible is Newport Place, China Town. Call Westminster City Council car parks on 0800 243 348 or see www.westminster.gov.uk/carparks for details. At this car park, parking under the "Theatreland Parking Scheme" allows a 50% discount in cost. Spaces CANNOT be reserved at these prices, so choose whether you would prefer to book and pay more, or use this scheme.

If you choose the "Theatreland Parking Scheme", you must get your car park ticket validated at the theatre's box office counter (the theatre attendant will insert the car parking ticket into a small machine which updates the information held on the magnetic strip on the reverse, thus enabling the discount). When you pay using the machines at the car park, 50% will be deducted from the full tariff. You may park for up to 72 hours using this scheme and it is endorsed by the Society of London Theatre.

For a full list of car parks that participate in the 50% off theatreland scheme here see www.westminster.gov.uk/carparks/theatreland.cfm, and for a full list of theatres that participate in the scheme see www.westminster.gov.uk/carparks/theatres.cfm.
 

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